marched with friends, held signs
laughed, shouted and sang for peace
it felt pretty good
by k of sick of the war crap
felt patriotic
today, marching with over
100,000
by k of Doing My Part
such sublimation
suggests you aren't studying
back to p.e.f. !
by ash
decompensated
another choice descriptor
of your recent rants
by ash
hypomania
there's an appropriate word
with five syllables
by ash
Distill that volume
into some profundity
then embrace applause.
by maestro (formerly Anonymous Poet)
Oh, Mancunian!
Thou art very prolific.
Try a sedative.
by Anonymous Poet
"Can it be an ark?"
"But that's mathematical."
"Please God, pretty please?"
by A Student of Manchester
Noah was working
Doing whatever he did
When God said "Noah
"Build a big ship so
"That you and the animals
"Will survive a flood"
by A Student of Manchester
"Good, and you shall have
"Bad things happen to you too.
"Now leave me alone!"
by A Student of Manchester
"As your punishment
"You shall live on the earth, there."
"But it sucks there, God!"
by A Student of Manchester
"Lou, did you tempt them?"
"Sorry, boss." "Go to Hell fool."
"But it's dark down there."
by A Student of Manchester
"You ungrateful fools
"I told you to not eat them."
"But Lou the guy said...
by A Student of Manchester
"Pilfering!" screamed God
"Someone has taken my stuff!"
"That was quite nasty."
by A Student of Manchester
So Adam and Eve
Ate from the tree and then thought
But we're not high. Hey!
by A Student of Manchester
"Eat from the tree for
"Err, when you do, err..." he thought
"It will get you high."
by A Student of Manchester
But Adam and Eve
Were accosted by this guy
He said "He said what?"
by A Student of Manchester
But God said "Look there...
"You will see a tree. My tree.
"So leave it alone."
by A Student of Manchester
Of course before this
Adam and Eve were alive
They had a garden
by A Student of Manchester
But he rose again
In the form of a bunny
To give eggs to kids
by A Student of Manchester
But some peeps wre mean
"No!" they said. "You have a beard."
And so they killed him
by A Student of Manchester
Thus: the Messiah
"Hello." he said to the peeps
"Hello." they said back
by A Student of Manchester
But He had big plans
He had a vision and so
He began working
by A Student of Manchester
Of course before that
God never had time to do
Anything at all
by A Student of Manchester
"Hello." said Bob once
"Hello." I replied to Bob
"Hello." said Bob's wife
by A Student of Manchester
Nascar? The U.S.
Likes repetitive things as
They are so simple
by A Student of Manchester
"Hmmm." thought God, err, once
"I think I shall invent time."
And then time began
by A Student of Manchester
Turn Left, Turn Left all.
What is the point,round and round.
Stop for some new tires.
Who can drive fastest?
Watch out for that huge pile-up.
Nascar excitement.
by Ray of Garner
We spend hours watching,
The oblong ball fly through air.
Oh shit, he dropped it.
by Ray of Garner
Encyclopedia?
Theophilanthropism?
Pure Shit, so says me.
by Ray of Garner
"All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy", thay say,
I guess it does, but
all play and no work
will probably make Jack an
interesting bump
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Bla, bla bla bla bla,
bla bla bla, bla bla: bla bla
bla bla bla, bla, bla.
(I can't believe he thought of that first)
by Gili & Ben of Israel
I don't think that Bad
Haiku is necessary,
why did she wrote that?
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Five-seven-five is
a very elegant way
for bad poetry
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Look for a film by
Akira Kurosawa
should be a good one
by Gili & Ben of Israel
The fragile minds of
Children who stumble across
The site may use them
In circumstances
Such as a family meal
"Please pass the salt." Oh...
by A Student of Manchester
He ain't my nephew,
he really is half-nephew
of my half-brother
by Gili & Ben of Israel
My nephew is a
child, but he reads haiku, so
he is old enough
by Gili & Ben of Israel
that should have been "And"
"Anf" is not even a word
We are so sorry
by Gili & Ben of Israel
I don't have a wife
That is a nasty rumour
She's making it up
by A Student of Manchester
I believe that I
Made clear the danger of bad
Language around children
by A Student of Manchester
We have nothing to
say about life, so fuck you
anf fuck your wife, too
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Or, of course I could
Use floccinaucinihi-
-lipification
by A Student of Manchester
Well how about this
Theophilanthropism
Seven syllables
by A Student of Manchester
Paedophilia
Ever grows in it's hunger
For the young children
by A Student of Manchester
But what is better
is underestimated
that is much longer
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Encyclopedia
is a five syllable word
so we beat you all
by Gili & Ben of Israel
me and my nephew
read this haiku stuff you write
but it is really lame
by Gili & Ben of Israel
If you don't have the
Capacity for free thought
You shouldn't rule a shed
by A Student of Manchester
my rule for weapons :
if you can't say nuclear
you can't play with them
by ash
