We spend hours watching,
The oblong ball fly through air.
Oh shit, he dropped it.
by Ray of Garner
Encyclopedia?
Theophilanthropism?
Pure Shit, so says me.
by Ray of Garner
"All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy", thay say,
I guess it does, but
all play and no work
will probably make Jack an
interesting bump
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Bla, bla bla bla bla,
bla bla bla, bla bla: bla bla
bla bla bla, bla, bla.
(I can't believe he thought of that first)
by Gili & Ben of Israel
I don't think that Bad
Haiku is necessary,
why did she wrote that?
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Five-seven-five is
a very elegant way
for bad poetry
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Look for a film by
Akira Kurosawa
should be a good one
by Gili & Ben of Israel
The fragile minds of
Children who stumble across
The site may use them
In circumstances
Such as a family meal
"Please pass the salt." Oh...
by A Student of Manchester
He ain't my nephew,
he really is half-nephew
of my half-brother
by Gili & Ben of Israel
My nephew is a
child, but he reads haiku, so
he is old enough
by Gili & Ben of Israel
that should have been "And"
"Anf" is not even a word
We are so sorry
by Gili & Ben of Israel
I don't have a wife
That is a nasty rumour
She's making it up
by A Student of Manchester
I believe that I
Made clear the danger of bad
Language around children
by A Student of Manchester
We have nothing to
say about life, so fuck you
anf fuck your wife, too
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Or, of course I could
Use floccinaucinihi-
-lipification
by A Student of Manchester
Well how about this
Theophilanthropism
Seven syllables
by A Student of Manchester
Paedophilia
Ever grows in it's hunger
For the young children
by A Student of Manchester
But what is better
is underestimated
that is much longer
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Encyclopedia
is a five syllable word
so we beat you all
by Gili & Ben of Israel
me and my nephew
read this haiku stuff you write
but it is really lame
by Gili & Ben of Israel
If you don't have the
Capacity for free thought
You shouldn't rule a shed
by A Student of Manchester
my rule for weapons :
if you can't say nuclear
you can't play with them
by ash
It makes perfect sense
The bush eliminates them
All for its father
by A Student of Manchester
axis of evil
what comes around goes around
the gods are laughing
by ash
As the man Bush is
The leader of the free world
He should comprehend
Basic concepts like
Freedom, leadership, poor folk
But a bush can not
by A Student of Manchester
She said "Eat my ass",
I thought it a strange request.
The donkey was good.
by Ray of Garner
If you are in town
Stop and get some fresh Spleen juice.
Straight from my organ
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
She said, "Excuse me"
So I vomited on her.
She was not happy
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
Slapshot from the point
Forward screens the goaltender
He shoots, and he scores
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
Pass from the left wing
Right winger in the right place
Goalie not in time
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
what is this need for
blabbing about our lead Bush?
nothing else to say?
by ComiCat of Jerzey
this feline, it seems,
has an admirer or two.
meet for what purporse?
by ComiCat of Jerzey
These plans we have found
Show he's a threat to world peace
Those are our plans sir
by A Student of Manchester
Does Saddam have nukes?
He doesn't. We can always
Plant them for you, sir
by A Student of Manchester
we're mostly brainwashed,
the supreme court's on their side,
and they've got the guns
by scotch of my country 'twas of thee
Hello foolish Geoge
My name? Mephistopheles
Let me help you rule
by A Student of Manchester
As 'free' citizens
Is it not within your rights
To force Dubya out?
by A Student of Manchester
democracy failed
corporations now own us
huxley had it right
by scotch of my country 'twas of thee
this is such old news
true, we had a right-wing coup
let's change the subject
by scotch of my country 'twas of thee
Dubbya might not know?
He'd be confused by the words
He won't understand
by A Student of Manchester
Gee, Dubba might not
know that we know that he don't
know what we now know
by onjaysun
You need not have Gore
In fact don't have Gore, but an
Arab dictator?
by A Student of Manchester
Would you not rather
Have a sentient being
As your president?
by A Student of Manchester
I have seen three year
Olds who could run the country
Better that George Bush
by A Student of Manchester
Gore may be a fool
In fact I pity him, fool
But why have George Bush?
by A Student of Manchester
How silly are you!
To think Because I loathe Bush,
I'd rather have Gore.
by Ray of Garner
George Bush did not win
George Bush is a retarded
Illiterate who
Is not qualified
In terms of intelligence to
Work at Burger King
by A Student of Manchester
Saying that George won
Is a statement that coloured
People are all wrong
by A Student of Manchester
This is the same man
Who prevented any coloured
People who had names
Similar to those
Of convicted criminals
From voting at all
by A Student of Manchester
Any election
Not to the most inclusive
Standard is quite wrong
by A Student of Manchester
