Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 351 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

Gee, Dubba might not
know that we know that he don't
know what we now know
Haiku # 25626, January 17, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by onjaysun
You need not have Gore
In fact don't have Gore, but an
Arab dictator?
Haiku # 25625, January 17, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Would you not rather
Have a sentient being
As your president?
Haiku # 25624, January 17, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I have seen three year
Olds who could run the country
Better that George Bush
Haiku # 25623, January 17, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Gore may be a fool
In fact I pity him, fool
But why have George Bush?
Haiku # 25622, January 17, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
How silly are you!
To think Because I loathe Bush,
I'd rather have Gore.
Haiku # 25621, January 17, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
George Bush did not win
George Bush is a retarded
Illiterate who
Is not qualified
In terms of intelligence to
Work at Burger King
Haiku # 25620, January 17, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Saying that George won
Is a statement that coloured
People are all wrong
Haiku # 25619, January 17, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
This is the same man
Who prevented any coloured
People who had names
Similar to those
Of convicted criminals
From voting at all
Haiku # 25618, January 17, 2003 4:00 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Any election
Not to the most inclusive
Standard is quite wrong
Haiku # 25617, January 17, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
So you speak of Bush?
"Under the most inclusive
standard Gore would have
Won by 'da da da'
Three hundred and ninety three"
Votes" - Miami Herald
Haiku # 25616, January 17, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Satisfied for sure,
She lit a cigarette, then
Flipped up your picture.
Haiku # 25615, January 17, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
Watch Joe Millionairre,
See the greedy gold-diggers,
Please vote them off Joe.
Haiku # 25614, January 17, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
I will hurt Iraq,
because Saddam has weapons,
Is not that right dad?
Haiku # 25613, January 17, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
George did win the job,
but like dad George Herman,
will screw it up good.
Haiku # 25612, January 17, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
See the girl right there?
I had her last night, dog style.
Then, I woke myself.
Haiku # 25611, January 17, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
Oh how she loved it
It seems your father has not
Been satisfying
Haiku # 25610, January 17, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
She squealed as I
Penetrated deep before
Using my tongue I cleaned...
Haiku # 25609, January 17, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But all this occured
A long time ago, roughly
Nine months before you
Haiku # 25608, January 17, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Your wife and I spent
Last night in my appartment
In which we made love
Haiku # 25607, January 17, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Everybody should
Use nicer language and thus
Envoke emotion
Haiku # 25606, January 17, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
As I said earlier
Children might read these haiku
So don't use bad words
Haiku # 25605, January 17, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I read the words here,
and I wonder to myself,
Have too much free time?
Haiku # 25604, January 17, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
I saw a lady,
Said "Nice Shirt, Let's Fuck", smiling,
Bitch slapped my left cheek.
Haiku # 25603, January 17, 2003 3:29 pm ET
by Ray of garner
The dog runs around,
in circles, like he's crazy.
A planet orbits.
Haiku # 25602, January 17, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
I too, did your wife.
I hope it was before you,
as I ate her box.
Haiku # 25601, January 17, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
I too mounted your wife
I hope it was before you,
as I ate her crotch.
Haiku # 25600, January 17, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
The list can eat shit,
For art is but on mans crutch.
Art Carney is dead.
Haiku # 25599, January 17, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
Told the wife last night
Gonna mount her dry gray box
Lube it with my puke
Haiku # 25598, January 17, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by onjaysun
Who cares whose dog barks?
We cannot control the dog,
Just control our shit.
Haiku # 25597, January 17, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by Ray of Garner, NC
Drank to much last night
Fought with the neighbors and friends
"That is not my shit!"
Haiku # 25596, January 17, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by onjaysun
if I make myself
a damned soap opera, what
gives is bad acting
Haiku # 25595, January 17, 2003 1:16 pm ET
by Mox
I just want it all
to end, send all your bad thoughts
my way, does the rest
Haiku # 25594, January 17, 2003 12:43 pm ET
by Mox
My attorney, D.
Duck might not have any briefs
but I'll stick with him.
Haiku # 25593, January 17, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by onjaysun vs. onjaysun
New nursing home aide
Taught them to do the Kick Worm
Unacceptable
Haiku # 25592, January 17, 2003 12:13 pm ET
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
I ran out of glue
Peanut butter is sticky
And convenient
Haiku # 25591, January 17, 2003 11:58 am ET
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
Exam tomorrow
Oh no, not on saturday
Right, I'm off to watch...
Haiku # 25590, January 17, 2003 8:58 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Bad language is in
These bad programmes and it sets
A bad example
Haiku # 25589, January 17, 2003 8:56 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Violent crime in
Europe is lower than here
Oh I wonder why
Haiku # 25588, January 17, 2003 8:55 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Britain and U.S.
Show violence but not the
Great beauty of love
Haiku # 25587, January 17, 2003 8:54 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
But a large amount
Of nudity and beauty
That's better than death
Haiku # 25586, January 17, 2003 8:53 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Everyone should be
More like the europeans
No death on TV
Haiku # 25585, January 17, 2003 8:52 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
underneath layers
when you peel them carefully
there are more layers
Haiku # 25584, January 17, 2003 8:17 am ET
by ash
anglosaxon words
might sound quite naughty to you
but they're words to me
Haiku # 25583, January 17, 2003 8:13 am ET
by ash
you may have a point
which i cannot comprehend
but fucked if i know
Haiku # 25582, January 17, 2003 8:08 am ET
by ash
What profane language
Can not be more eloquent
When spoke with clean tongue?
Haiku # 25581, January 17, 2003 8:06 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
without censorship
one person's profanity
is another's verse
Haiku # 25580, January 17, 2003 7:19 am ET
by ash
Have scotch in my bed?
I have some scotch by my bed
The whisky, that is
Haiku # 25579, January 17, 2003 6:17 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
deep in winter's grip
we slip into flannel sheets
where we create heat
Haiku # 25578, January 16, 2003 8:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
rocks are much too hard
i recommend you have scotch
in your bed instead
Haiku # 25577, January 16, 2003 8:09 pm ET
by scotch of as a nightcap...you know
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