rocks are much too hard
i recommend you have scotch
in your bed instead
by scotch of as a nightcap...you know
i saw two of three
second "Lord" did not equal
though first was ok.
actually, though
it wasn't so bad if you
allow for translate.
by sheena
wow, i'm the sixteenth
on prolific poets list?
but ash still ruleth.
by sheena
Look at PEF
Is it not a perfect three
Letter summation
by A Student of Manchester
scotch, can i have a
triple on the fucking rocks?
please? thanks very much.
by sheena
since i was ruthless
i should expect no quarter
but i wish i did...
since i was unmoved
he's not held to it
it's my selfishness
that makes me want to
keep what i did not
earn the right to have.
by sheena
some three letter words
are much more irritating
than four letter ones
by scotch
But just how many
Of my haikus featured the
letters PEF?
by A Student of Manchester
this site's had death threats
rape threats, forgery, slander...
not to mention pef
by scotch of fucking bad haiku
I'm number twenty
On the list of haikuers
I should get out more
by A Student of Manchester
As the internet
Becomes more available
Foolish children in
Pushchairs will learn to
Use internet browsers and
Come across such sites
by A Student of Manchester
We should rise above
Such abuse and live in peace
Like Mr T says
by A Student of Manchester
perhaps the answer
is to keep kids in pushchairs
away from this site
by scotch of fucking bad haiku
What society is
This in which young children use
Terms of abuse
by A Student of Manchester
I heard a young child
In a pushchair with his mum*
Utter the term "fuck"
*Obviously his mother was not in the pushchair
by A Student of Manchester
and as we all know,
kids who don't know those "bad words"
are loved by their peers
by scotch of the fucking office
Bad language is bad
Hence the bad in bad language
Children might see it
by A Student of Manchester
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
The logic of a shrub:
Kill the arabs now
They have arranged marriages
With other people
Let them have freedom
And marry other members
Of their family
by A Student of Manchester
"Saddam had warheads?
"How can a war have a head?"
"Just attack him, sir."
by A Student of Manchester
my hat's off to you,
onjayson, for showing class
hey, who stole my hat?
by scotch of (punctuation styles never lie...well, occasionally, but not often)
Basketball Jones I
Got a Basketball Jones oh
Baby oooh eeeee oooh
by onjaysun
my love waits for may
the hours change like seasons
i miss you so much
by tiger of vegas
Don't mind you using
"onjaysun" but I'm now owned
by Disney...Good Luck!
by onjaysun
met ralph carney too
who played on most waits albums
guy's a freaking nut
by scotch of the makeout room
jonathan richmond
looked puzzled as we shook hands
'course he always does
by scotch of the makeout room
Warheads in Iraq
Burns those Christ haters to Hell
We know they don't bathe
by onjaysun
party really wokked
rice presents, great foo, Canton
wait until next year
by onjaysun (Happy Year of the Ram)
waiting for tiger...
bribing time to hurry up
must make the time count
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
my love in vegas...
two hour to far away
may will never come
by Bob Jones, Esq.
the alarm went off
and no thought went through my head
except to sleep more
by Bob Jones, Esq of El Armpito, TX
the cat licks his ass
so comical in Jersey
licking and purring
by NewCat
Tapping keys and mice
Makes one think of bug rampage
Who will Raid whom first?!
by Anonymous Poet
some special baptist
deliverance customs but
still, possessed by void
by Mox
just remember if
Gorgo delivers your meal
don't order Dr. Pibbs
by Moxie of I miss MST3K
A Chinese New Year
party tonight, foo much food
hope to have much fung
by onjaysun (will look for peepee in pepsi)
the alarm goes off
and a though ran through my head
it all starts again.
by tiger of vegas
you are cute bob jones
but you sure are a bubba
i like your marmot!!!
by tiger of vegas
This too shall pass as
a test, as we are alive
it still goes on, as
we test each other
by our own personal and
maybe, unfair, ways
by Mox
there's this snob problem
with some educated, they dwell
on style, not the fun...
by Mox
I am not afraid
Doing the practice exam
Has been quite simple
(for one question at least)
by A Student of Mancheser
exam phobia
as they say "this too shall pass"
even if you don't
by ash
Where is my scroll bar?
Why has Windows removed it?
What am I to do?
by A Student of Manchester
The website is strange
It features no address or
The damn exam dates
by A Student of Manchester
call me obsessive
but that's good in a doctor
keep taking the pills
by ash
i spend all my time
recounting my cleverness
again and again
by ash
How much time is spent
by such talented people
counting seven syl's ?
by R. of PT
unbearably smug
successful postgraduates
squander time like this
by ash
if you don't study
but write these endless haiku
you'll fail p.e.f.
by ash
What about spammers?
One might have so much to say -
Others have much less
by R. of PT
