Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 351 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

How much time is spent
by such talented people
counting seven syl's ?
Haiku # 25531, January 15, 2003 6:25 am ET
by R. of PT
unbearably smug
successful postgraduates
squander time like this
Haiku # 25530, January 15, 2003 6:24 am ET
by ash
if you don't study
but write these endless haiku
you'll fail p.e.f.
Haiku # 25529, January 15, 2003 6:22 am ET
by ash
What about spammers?
One might have so much to say -
Others have much less
Haiku # 25528, January 15, 2003 5:04 am ET
by R. of PT
There is more to this:
look for wisdom in silence
and beyond silence
Haiku # 25527, January 15, 2003 5:02 am ET
by R. of PT
What does silence mean?
is lack of inspiration
or lack of talent?
Haiku # 25526, January 15, 2003 5:00 am ET
by R. of PT
the chinaman pee's
where's the money lebowski?
ja, ich bin expert
Haiku # 25525, January 15, 2003 12:02 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. (for the dude) of El Armpito, TX
Manchester is great
Obviously there aren't cows
Otherwise it rules
Haiku # 25524, January 14, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Hear heavy breathing
Reach out hand to grip the wall
Something grips my arm
Haiku # 25523, January 14, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
A quick rush of wind
I turn my head, what was that?
Footfall, muscles tense
Haiku # 25522, January 14, 2003 3:29 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I ain't got time to
Think about money or what
It can buy
I'm a student
I have no money
Haiku # 25521, January 14, 2003 3:14 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Whispering, quite loud,
Strained, but not often, but hoarse
Close, I stop, silence
Haiku # 25520, January 14, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
As I walk the road
The darkness smothers me and
Faint noise surrounds me
Haiku # 25519, January 14, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Or maybe I should
Prefer the rubbish like this
Mini people like it
Haiku # 25518, January 14, 2003 2:28 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Piss poor tacky pap
Over the top foolish gits
Don't play that again
Haiku # 25517, January 14, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
From now on I shall
Not once mention PEF
On this haiku site
Haiku # 25516, January 14, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
everything has burst
but it's a season itself
the cold war died out
Haiku # 25515, January 14, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by Mox
I guess I hate myself then :)
Haiku # 25514, January 14, 2003 1:20 pm ET
by Moxie
I hate the aps of the world
they wash dishes for 10 years
at dead end jobs

blowing up balloons...
maybe, "fuck off Moxie"
is all he has...what does that say?
Haiku # 25513, January 14, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some write to therapize
saying "kill myself" so they don't
archived sins and magick
Haiku # 25512, January 14, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Mox
listen, I had this odd
idea, I wanted to move
to Toronto, why?

To buy cheap player cigarettes?
Haiku # 25511, January 14, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by Mox
I would like a poke
Hier kann man nicht stupfen
No virtual pokes
Haiku # 25510, January 14, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The infinitive: poke
As in: to poke with a stick
That's basic grammar
Haiku # 25509, January 14, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
all is forgiven
fucking come back moxie mate
anything's better
Haiku # 25508, January 14, 2003 11:51 am ET
by mellie
poke off somewhere else
your obsession is boring
you need a good poke
Haiku # 25507, January 14, 2003 11:49 am ET
by mellie, when poke is not a verb too
Perhaps I am cheap
Every day my shares decrease
Find cliff to jump off
Haiku # 25506, January 14, 2003 11:00 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Perfect planning of
Elegant tour of nature
Foiled by refuse tip
Haiku # 25505, January 14, 2003 10:58 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Poke - a useful verb
Evan, now dead, poked the snake
For the last time then
Haiku # 25504, January 14, 2003 6:52 am ET
by A STudent of Manchester
Weekends are great fun
Everyone drinks alcohol
Life is not that great
Haiku # 25503, January 14, 2003 6:44 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Over there, by their
Veranda an old man sleeps
Everything is atill
Haiku # 25502, January 14, 2003 6:43 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Picking up my fork
Eating my near raw 'roast' beef
Feels like being home
Haiku # 25501, January 14, 2003 6:42 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Zwei hundert tausend
Affe mit eine Katze
Es ist schwierig
Haiku # 25500, January 14, 2003 6:39 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25499, January 13, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hitler was a fool
If he had done PEF
It would have cured him
Haiku # 25498, January 13, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Jawohl mein Fuhrer
Du bist nicht Indogermane
Du bist Narr mit Senf
Haiku # 25497, January 13, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF? Worry?
It is not the nastiest
Module that I do
Haiku # 25496, January 13, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
oops sorry about
PED-EF et all
and my sympathy
Haiku # 25495, January 13, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by to Manchester
oops! sorry about
PED-EF et al,
and my sympathy
Haiku # 25494, January 13, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by to Manchester
seems that you know it
tho' you feel you will may blow it
believe in yourself
Haiku # 25493, January 13, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by good luck
seeming difficult
its not the destination
as much as the road
Haiku # 25492, January 13, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by various monkeys
sometimes the Christian
must throw down his "cross" because
he worships his "savedness"

gnashing his teeth in his personal
hell-ku
Haiku # 25491, January 13, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by Mox-the-ox
So it is foretold
That then a man among us
Shall fail PEF
Haiku # 25490, January 13, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But first you make some
Assumptions, like: ignore P
That would make it hard
Haiku # 25489, January 13, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Material Balance:
That is what you do
It is the only thing we did
First semester work
Haiku # 25488, January 13, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF consists of:
Then you must work out
The temperature of the
Reactor, Condensor
Haiku # 25487, January 13, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF consists of:
When composition
Of one stream, e.g. reactor
Output stream is known
Haiku # 25486, January 13, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF consists of:
Drawing process loops
Determining the contents
Of each stream in loop
Haiku # 25485, January 13, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
What is PED?
I only know PEF
That is quite nasty
Haiku # 25484, January 13, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Sir, please excuse my
ignorance, but I wonder
what is "PED"?
Haiku # 25483, January 13, 2003 2:14 pm ET
by wondering still
politics, phys ed?
philosophy, puppetry?
proboscis searching?
Haiku # 25482, January 13, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by just wondering
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