sometimes the Christian
must throw down his "cross" because
he worships his "savedness"

gnashing his teeth in his personal
hell-ku

So it is foretold
That then a man among us
Shall fail PEF

But first you make some
Assumptions, like: ignore P
That would make it hard

Material Balance:
That is what you do
It is the only thing we did
First semester work

PEF consists of:
Then you must work out
The temperature of the
Reactor, Condensor

PEF consists of:
When composition
Of one stream, e.g. reactor
Output stream is known

PEF consists of:
Drawing process loops
Determining the contents
Of each stream in loop

What is PED?
I only know PEF
That is quite nasty

Sir, please excuse my
ignorance, but I wonder
what is "PED"?

politics, phys ed?
philosophy, puppetry?
proboscis searching?

pharmacy of plants?
phase scopes or philanthropy?
damn which "PED"?

Thy poetry is
lovely, moving, and greatly
appreciated.

Hail partner, friend, love-
thine words are sweet, but please pick
up thine underwear.

What is PEF
I should like to know. It sounds
truly atrocious.

Piloting aircraft
Ever too close to the ground
Feel unsafe when high

Bob liked the long jump
He was the best in college
Then he lost to Geoff

Venus is nasty
If I, say, lived on Venus
I would be poisoned

heavenly divorce
a ring around uranus
but not your finger

I am empowered
by your presence, by your gaze
I can move planets

with sheer force of will
I would change planetary
alignments for you

To suit your fancy
I rearrange the heavens,
anything for you

I would pluck venus
from its eliptical path
'round to us to view

I would bathe your face
in the white light of venus,
just to see your smile

And lo... Ted Roberts
Our Lord and saviour was born
To teach PEF

But then Lucifer
Brought forth media studies
And he was cast down

In the beginning
The Lord made PEF and
Saw that it was good

About a proper poem I wrote
I just wrote a poem
And it didn't take the piss
The first time ever

That's not a haiku
But PEF is damn hard
And I shall not pass

Statistically
Nearly everyone gets 40
And fails PEF

When I am no more
I would like people to say
"He passed PEF"

Paper clips are used
Every day as holding aids
For normal people

I was speaking of
PEF , great thing it is
And not jaffa cakes

we still discussing
PEF? or something else?
just a wayward thought

It is assumptions,
Material balances
Amusing but hard

I've written this before:
P is for process
E stands for engineering
F - fundamentals

A jaffa cake:
A small cake type thing
With orange jelly on top
Covered in chocolate

what's a jaffa cake?
and actually, i've been
curious: what's PEF?

in horrible class
feeling sick; i should not have
bothered to attend

Jaffa cakes are nice
And technically under
UK law are cakes

And I resisted
The temptation to point out
That it's illegal

Needless to say the
Person responsible was
Acting to help out

Paedophilia
I read something two days back
Encouraging it

Tomorrow begins
Every time that our current
Day passes us by

Lots of bubble wrap
Received in the post today
I may play with it

Hast du meinen Hund?
Ja, ich habe deinen Hund
Aber er ist tot

I can't find out now
Some sucka has posted a
Lot of rubbish since

Have I been poked by
A man with a stick before
In an old haiku?

Perfunctorily
Excitable echo ends
Foolish flooding fiend

massive cheekiness
loser idiot spoiler
unresourceful pest

you call it a flood
we call it incontinence
you total wanker