Bad Haiku

I've written this before:
P is for process
E stands for engineering
F - fundamentals

Haiku # 25457, January 12, 2003 2:17 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

A jaffa cake:
A small cake type thing
With orange jelly on top
Covered in chocolate

Haiku # 25456, January 12, 2003 2:16 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

what's a jaffa cake?
and actually, i've been
curious: what's PEF?

Haiku # 25455, January 12, 2003 2:00 pm ET

by sheena

in horrible class
feeling sick; i should not have
bothered to attend

Haiku # 25454, January 12, 2003 1:58 pm ET

by sheena

Jaffa cakes are nice
And technically under
UK law are cakes

Haiku # 25453, January 12, 2003 10:31 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

And I resisted
The temptation to point out
That it's illegal

Haiku # 25452, January 12, 2003 10:30 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Needless to say the
Person responsible was
Acting to help out

Haiku # 25451, January 12, 2003 10:30 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Paedophilia
I read something two days back
Encouraging it

Haiku # 25450, January 12, 2003 10:29 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Tomorrow begins
Every time that our current
Day passes us by

Haiku # 25449, January 12, 2003 10:25 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Lots of bubble wrap
Received in the post today
I may play with it

Haiku # 25448, January 12, 2003 10:20 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Hast du meinen Hund?
Ja, ich habe deinen Hund
Aber er ist tot

Haiku # 25447, January 12, 2003 9:00 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

I can't find out now
Some sucka has posted a
Lot of rubbish since

Haiku # 25446, January 12, 2003 7:31 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Have I been poked by
A man with a stick before
In an old haiku?

Haiku # 25445, January 12, 2003 7:30 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Perfunctorily
Excitable echo ends
Foolish flooding fiend

Haiku # 25444, January 12, 2003 6:58 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

massive cheekiness
loser idiot spoiler
unresourceful pest

Haiku # 25443, January 12, 2003 4:32 am ET

by mellie, shocked by a wanton wanker

you call it a flood
we call it incontinence
you total wanker

Haiku # 25442, January 12, 2003 4:26 am ET

by ash

Sure they had no proof -
The fact he owned his own flat
was enough for them

Haiku # 25441, January 12, 2003 2:32 am ET

by R. of PT

They put him in jail -
because they did not like him -
for about 2 years

Haiku # 25440, January 12, 2003 2:27 am ET

by R. of PT

Kudos to Janis
For preserving First Amend.
I cherish the site

Haiku # 25439, January 11, 2003 9:53 pm ET

by maestro

I wasted a term
Logorrhea misapplied
Flooder's a mere ass.

Haiku # 25438, January 11, 2003 9:44 pm ET

by maestro

all those who employ
most vile, technical techniques
spoil the site for all

Haiku # 25437, January 11, 2003 9:37 pm ET

by maestro

Flooder must suffer
logorrhea most severe
I hope it's fatal.

Haiku # 25436, January 11, 2003 9:34 pm ET

by maestro

Sitting, getting fat,
writing stupid-ass haiku
I'd sure like a life...

Haiku # 25435, January 11, 2003 9:30 pm ET

by dh

I went to the zoo
A man poked me with a stick
That man was a fool

Haiku # 25434, January 11, 2003 8:06 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

I have been drinking
And as such what I write sucks
Just like when sober

Haiku # 25433, January 11, 2003 8:04 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Flood flood flood flood float
Flood flood flood flood flood flood drown
Flood flood flood flood good

Haiku # 25432, January 11, 2003 8:03 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

I should go to sleep
But I must revise for stuff
Like my PEF

Haiku # 25431, January 11, 2003 8:02 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

A vote for George is
A vote for corruption and
A useless arsehole

Haiku # 25430, January 11, 2003 8:01 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Must attack Iraq
Saddam has got a moustache
Facial hair is bad

Haiku # 25429, January 11, 2003 8:00 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Pitiful attempt
Erroneous poet who
Fools none but themselves

Haiku # 25428, January 11, 2003 7:58 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

As such you are like
Head of Sky Robert Maxwell
A bit of a ****

Haiku # 25427, January 11, 2003 7:56 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Afghanistan is
Not a proper haiku but
The mark of a fool

Haiku # 25426, January 11, 2003 7:53 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Now I leave you guys
in peace. You may proceed to
have your gay cow sex.

Haiku # 25425, January 11, 2003 7:49 pm ET

by The Flooder of Floodville Tennessee

Jesus on a stick!
Didn't capitalize
my name last haiku.

Haiku # 25424, January 11, 2003 7:48 pm ET

by The Flooder of Floodville Tennessee

As you have now seen,
Floodville is in Tennessee.
It's fucking shocking.

What's shocking, you ask?
Simple. It's shocking that they
have computers here.

Haiku # 25423, January 11, 2003 7:46 pm ET

by The flooder of Floodville Tennessee

Janis, if you are
reading this, you really need
to set up anti-flood.

Haiku # 25422, January 11, 2003 7:45 pm ET

by The Flooder of Floodville, TN

Today alone has
put this month into rank six.
My god, you guys suck.

Haiku # 25421, January 11, 2003 7:43 pm ET