Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 352 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

Must attack Iraq
Saddam has got a moustache
Facial hair is bad
Haiku # 25429, January 11, 2003 8:00 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Pitiful attempt
Erroneous poet who
Fools none but themselves
Haiku # 25428, January 11, 2003 7:58 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
As such you are like
Head of Sky Robert Maxwell
A bit of a ****
Haiku # 25427, January 11, 2003 7:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Afghanistan is
Not a proper haiku but
The mark of a fool
Haiku # 25426, January 11, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Now I leave you guys
in peace. You may proceed to
have your gay cow sex.
Haiku # 25425, January 11, 2003 7:49 pm ET
by The Flooder of Floodville Tennessee
Jesus on a stick!
Didn't capitalize
my name last haiku.
Haiku # 25424, January 11, 2003 7:48 pm ET
by The Flooder of Floodville Tennessee
As you have now seen,
Floodville is in Tennessee.
It's fucking shocking.

What's shocking, you ask?
Simple. It's shocking that they
have computers here.
Haiku # 25423, January 11, 2003 7:46 pm ET
by The flooder of Floodville Tennessee
Janis, if you are
reading this, you really need
to set up anti-flood.
Haiku # 25422, January 11, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by The Flooder of Floodville, TN
Today alone has
put this month into rank six.
My god, you guys suck.
Haiku # 25421, January 11, 2003 7:43 pm ET
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
That nearly triples
the old record, and I was
not even trying.
Haiku # 25420, January 11, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
Currently, one k
and fourty one haiku have
been added today.
Haiku # 25419, January 11, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
At the below rate,
I could submit a million
haiku in a day.
Haiku # 25418, January 11, 2003 7:37 pm ET
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
I just spammed over
a thousand haiku in a short
amount of time. SHEET!
Haiku # 25417, January 11, 2003 7:36 pm ET
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
I apologise
for spamming this site with places.
I meant to use names.
Haiku # 25416, January 11, 2003 7:34 pm ET
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25415, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25414, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25413, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25412, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25411, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25410, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25409, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25408, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25407, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25406, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25405, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25404, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25403, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25402, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25401, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25400, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25399, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25398, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25397, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25396, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25395, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25394, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25393, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25392, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25391, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25390, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25389, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25388, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25387, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25386, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25385, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25384, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25383, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25382, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25381, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Haiku # 25380, January 11, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
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