Sitting, getting fat,
writing stupid-ass haiku
I'd sure like a life...
by dh
I went to the zoo
A man poked me with a stick
That man was a fool
by A Student of Manchester
I have been drinking
And as such what I write sucks
Just like when sober
by A Student of Manchester
Flood flood flood flood float
Flood flood flood flood flood flood drown
Flood flood flood flood good
by A Student of Manchester
I should go to sleep
But I must revise for stuff
Like my PEF
by A Student of Manchester
A vote for George is
A vote for corruption and
A useless arsehole
by A Student of Manchester
Must attack Iraq
Saddam has got a moustache
Facial hair is bad
by A Student of Manchester
Pitiful attempt
Erroneous poet who
Fools none but themselves
by A Student of Manchester
As such you are like
Head of Sky Robert Maxwell
A bit of a ****
by A Student of Manchester
Afghanistan is
Not a proper haiku but
The mark of a fool
by A Student of Manchester
Now I leave you guys
in peace. You may proceed to
have your gay cow sex.
by The Flooder of Floodville Tennessee
Jesus on a stick!
Didn't capitalize
my name last haiku.
by The Flooder of Floodville Tennessee
As you have now seen,
Floodville is in Tennessee.
It's fucking shocking.
What's shocking, you ask?
Simple. It's shocking that they
have computers here.
by The flooder of Floodville Tennessee
Janis, if you are
reading this, you really need
to set up anti-flood.
by The Flooder of Floodville, TN
Today alone has
put this month into rank six.
My god, you guys suck.
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
That nearly triples
the old record, and I was
not even trying.
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
Currently, one k
and fourty one haiku have
been added today.
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
At the below rate,
I could submit a million
haiku in a day.
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
I just spammed over
a thousand haiku in a short
amount of time. SHEET!
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
I apologise
for spamming this site with places.
I meant to use names.
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
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