we still discussing
PEF? or something else?
just a wayward thought
by sheena
It is assumptions,
Material balances
Amusing but hard
by A Student of Manchester
I've written this before:
P is for process
E stands for engineering
F - fundamentals
by A Student of Manchester
A jaffa cake:
A small cake type thing
With orange jelly on top
Covered in chocolate
by A Student of Manchester
what's a jaffa cake?
and actually, i've been
curious: what's PEF?
by sheena
in horrible class
feeling sick; i should not have
bothered to attend
by sheena
Jaffa cakes are nice
And technically under
UK law are cakes
by A Student of Manchester
And I resisted
The temptation to point out
That it's illegal
by A Student of Manchester
Needless to say the
Person responsible was
Acting to help out
by A Student of Manchester
Paedophilia
I read something two days back
Encouraging it
by A Student of Manchester
Tomorrow begins
Every time that our current
Day passes us by
by A Student of Manchester
Lots of bubble wrap
Received in the post today
I may play with it
by A Student of Manchester
Hast du meinen Hund?
Ja, ich habe deinen Hund
Aber er ist tot
by A Student of Manchester
I can't find out now
Some sucka has posted a
Lot of rubbish since
by A Student of Manchester
Have I been poked by
A man with a stick before
In an old haiku?
by A Student of Manchester
Perfunctorily
Excitable echo ends
Foolish flooding fiend
by A Student of Manchester
massive cheekiness
loser idiot spoiler
unresourceful pest
by mellie, shocked by a wanton wanker
you call it a flood
we call it incontinence
you total wanker
by ash
Sure they had no proof -
The fact he owned his own flat
was enough for them
by R. of PT
They put him in jail -
because they did not like him -
for about 2 years
by R. of PT
Kudos to Janis
For preserving First Amend.
I cherish the site
by maestro
I wasted a term
Logorrhea misapplied
Flooder's a mere ass.
by maestro
all those who employ
most vile, technical techniques
spoil the site for all
by maestro
Flooder must suffer
logorrhea most severe
I hope it's fatal.
by maestro
Sitting, getting fat,
writing stupid-ass haiku
I'd sure like a life...
by dh
I went to the zoo
A man poked me with a stick
That man was a fool
by A Student of Manchester
I have been drinking
And as such what I write sucks
Just like when sober
by A Student of Manchester
Flood flood flood flood float
Flood flood flood flood flood flood drown
Flood flood flood flood good
by A Student of Manchester
I should go to sleep
But I must revise for stuff
Like my PEF
by A Student of Manchester
A vote for George is
A vote for corruption and
A useless arsehole
by A Student of Manchester
Must attack Iraq
Saddam has got a moustache
Facial hair is bad
by A Student of Manchester
Pitiful attempt
Erroneous poet who
Fools none but themselves
by A Student of Manchester
As such you are like
Head of Sky Robert Maxwell
A bit of a ****
by A Student of Manchester
Afghanistan is
Not a proper haiku but
The mark of a fool
by A Student of Manchester
Now I leave you guys
in peace. You may proceed to
have your gay cow sex.
by The Flooder of Floodville Tennessee
Jesus on a stick!
Didn't capitalize
my name last haiku.
by The Flooder of Floodville Tennessee
As you have now seen,
Floodville is in Tennessee.
It's fucking shocking.
What's shocking, you ask?
Simple. It's shocking that they
have computers here.
by The flooder of Floodville Tennessee
Janis, if you are
reading this, you really need
to set up anti-flood.
by The Flooder of Floodville, TN
Today alone has
put this month into rank six.
My god, you guys suck.
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
That nearly triples
the old record, and I was
not even trying.
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
Currently, one k
and fourty one haiku have
been added today.
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
At the below rate,
I could submit a million
haiku in a day.
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
I just spammed over
a thousand haiku in a short
amount of time. SHEET!
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
I apologise
for spamming this site with places.
I meant to use names.
by The Flooder of Floodville, USA
Afghanistan
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
by Afghanistan of Afghanistan