politics, phys ed?
philosophy, puppetry?
proboscis searching?
by just wondering
pharmacy of plants?
phase scopes or philanthropy?
damn which "PED"?
by and wondering
Thy poetry is
lovely, moving, and greatly
appreciated.
by me too
Hail partner, friend, love-
thine words are sweet, but please pick
up thine underwear.
by me
What is PEF
I should like to know. It sounds
truly atrocious.
by jules
Piloting aircraft
Ever too close to the ground
Feel unsafe when high
by A Student of Manchester
Bob liked the long jump
He was the best in college
Then he lost to Geoff
by A Student of Manchester
Venus is nasty
If I, say, lived on Venus
I would be poisoned
by A Student of Manchester
heavenly divorce
a ring around uranus
but not your finger
by ash
I am empowered
by your presence, by your gaze
I can move planets
by jer
with sheer force of will
I would change planetary
alignments for you
by jer
To suit your fancy
I rearrange the heavens,
anything for you
by jer
I would pluck venus
from its eliptical path
'round to us to view
by jer
I would bathe your face
in the white light of venus,
just to see your smile
by Jer
And lo... Ted Roberts
Our Lord and saviour was born
To teach PEF
by A Student of Manchester
But then Lucifer
Brought forth media studies
And he was cast down
by A Student of Manchester
In the beginning
The Lord made PEF and
Saw that it was good
by A Student of Manchester
About a proper poem I wrote
I just wrote a poem
And it didn't take the piss
The first time ever
by A Student of Manchester
That's not a haiku
But PEF is damn hard
And I shall not pass
by A Student of Manchester
Statistically
Nearly everyone gets 40
And fails PEF
by A Student of Manchester
When I am no more
I would like people to say
"He passed PEF"
by A Student of Manchester
Paper clips are used
Every day as holding aids
For normal people
by A Student of Manchester
I was speaking of
PEF , great thing it is
And not jaffa cakes
by A Student of Manchester
we still discussing
PEF? or something else?
just a wayward thought
by sheena
It is assumptions,
Material balances
Amusing but hard
by A Student of Manchester
I've written this before:
P is for process
E stands for engineering
F - fundamentals
by A Student of Manchester
A jaffa cake:
A small cake type thing
With orange jelly on top
Covered in chocolate
by A Student of Manchester
what's a jaffa cake?
and actually, i've been
curious: what's PEF?
by sheena
in horrible class
feeling sick; i should not have
bothered to attend
by sheena
Jaffa cakes are nice
And technically under
UK law are cakes
by A Student of Manchester
And I resisted
The temptation to point out
That it's illegal
by A Student of Manchester
Needless to say the
Person responsible was
Acting to help out
by A Student of Manchester
Paedophilia
I read something two days back
Encouraging it
by A Student of Manchester
Tomorrow begins
Every time that our current
Day passes us by
by A Student of Manchester
Lots of bubble wrap
Received in the post today
I may play with it
by A Student of Manchester
Hast du meinen Hund?
Ja, ich habe deinen Hund
Aber er ist tot
by A Student of Manchester
I can't find out now
Some sucka has posted a
Lot of rubbish since
by A Student of Manchester
Have I been poked by
A man with a stick before
In an old haiku?
by A Student of Manchester
Perfunctorily
Excitable echo ends
Foolish flooding fiend
by A Student of Manchester
massive cheekiness
loser idiot spoiler
unresourceful pest
by mellie, shocked by a wanton wanker
you call it a flood
we call it incontinence
you total wanker
by ash
Sure they had no proof -
The fact he owned his own flat
was enough for them
by R. of PT
They put him in jail -
because they did not like him -
for about 2 years
by R. of PT
Kudos to Janis
For preserving First Amend.
I cherish the site
by maestro
I wasted a term
Logorrhea misapplied
Flooder's a mere ass.
by maestro
all those who employ
most vile, technical techniques
spoil the site for all
by maestro
Flooder must suffer
logorrhea most severe
I hope it's fatal.
by maestro
Sitting, getting fat,
writing stupid-ass haiku
I'd sure like a life...
by dh
I went to the zoo
A man poked me with a stick
That man was a fool
by A Student of Manchester
I have been drinking
And as such what I write sucks
Just like when sober
by A Student of Manchester
