Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 351 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

I hate the aps of the world
they wash dishes for 10 years
at dead end jobs

blowing up balloons...
maybe, "fuck off Moxie"
is all he has...what does that say?
Haiku # 25513, January 14, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some write to therapize
saying "kill myself" so they don't
archived sins and magick
Haiku # 25512, January 14, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Mox
listen, I had this odd
idea, I wanted to move
to Toronto, why?

To buy cheap player cigarettes?
Haiku # 25511, January 14, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by Mox
I would like a poke
Hier kann man nicht stupfen
No virtual pokes
Haiku # 25510, January 14, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The infinitive: poke
As in: to poke with a stick
That's basic grammar
Haiku # 25509, January 14, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
all is forgiven
fucking come back moxie mate
anything's better
Haiku # 25508, January 14, 2003 11:51 am ET
by mellie
poke off somewhere else
your obsession is boring
you need a good poke
Haiku # 25507, January 14, 2003 11:49 am ET
by mellie, when poke is not a verb too
Perhaps I am cheap
Every day my shares decrease
Find cliff to jump off
Haiku # 25506, January 14, 2003 11:00 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Perfect planning of
Elegant tour of nature
Foiled by refuse tip
Haiku # 25505, January 14, 2003 10:58 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Poke - a useful verb
Evan, now dead, poked the snake
For the last time then
Haiku # 25504, January 14, 2003 6:52 am ET
by A STudent of Manchester
Weekends are great fun
Everyone drinks alcohol
Life is not that great
Haiku # 25503, January 14, 2003 6:44 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Over there, by their
Veranda an old man sleeps
Everything is atill
Haiku # 25502, January 14, 2003 6:43 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Picking up my fork
Eating my near raw 'roast' beef
Feels like being home
Haiku # 25501, January 14, 2003 6:42 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Zwei hundert tausend
Affe mit eine Katze
Es ist schwierig
Haiku # 25500, January 14, 2003 6:39 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25499, January 13, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hitler was a fool
If he had done PEF
It would have cured him
Haiku # 25498, January 13, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Jawohl mein Fuhrer
Du bist nicht Indogermane
Du bist Narr mit Senf
Haiku # 25497, January 13, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF? Worry?
It is not the nastiest
Module that I do
Haiku # 25496, January 13, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
oops sorry about
PED-EF et all
and my sympathy
Haiku # 25495, January 13, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by to Manchester
oops! sorry about
PED-EF et al,
and my sympathy
Haiku # 25494, January 13, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by to Manchester
seems that you know it
tho' you feel you will may blow it
believe in yourself
Haiku # 25493, January 13, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by good luck
seeming difficult
its not the destination
as much as the road
Haiku # 25492, January 13, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by various monkeys
sometimes the Christian
must throw down his "cross" because
he worships his "savedness"

gnashing his teeth in his personal
hell-ku
Haiku # 25491, January 13, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by Mox-the-ox
So it is foretold
That then a man among us
Shall fail PEF
Haiku # 25490, January 13, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But first you make some
Assumptions, like: ignore P
That would make it hard
Haiku # 25489, January 13, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Material Balance:
That is what you do
It is the only thing we did
First semester work
Haiku # 25488, January 13, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF consists of:
Then you must work out
The temperature of the
Reactor, Condensor
Haiku # 25487, January 13, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF consists of:
When composition
Of one stream, e.g. reactor
Output stream is known
Haiku # 25486, January 13, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF consists of:
Drawing process loops
Determining the contents
Of each stream in loop
Haiku # 25485, January 13, 2003 2:31 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
What is PED?
I only know PEF
That is quite nasty
Haiku # 25484, January 13, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Sir, please excuse my
ignorance, but I wonder
what is "PED"?
Haiku # 25483, January 13, 2003 2:14 pm ET
by wondering still
politics, phys ed?
philosophy, puppetry?
proboscis searching?
Haiku # 25482, January 13, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by just wondering
pharmacy of plants?
phase scopes or philanthropy?
damn which "PED"?
Haiku # 25481, January 13, 2003 2:10 pm ET
by and wondering
Thy poetry is
lovely, moving, and greatly
appreciated.
Haiku # 25480, January 13, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by me too
Hail partner, friend, love-
thine words are sweet, but please pick
up thine underwear.
Haiku # 25479, January 13, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by me
What is PEF
I should like to know. It sounds
truly atrocious.
Haiku # 25478, January 13, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by jules
Piloting aircraft
Ever too close to the ground
Feel unsafe when high
Haiku # 25477, January 13, 2003 7:24 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Bob liked the long jump
He was the best in college
Then he lost to Geoff
Haiku # 25476, January 13, 2003 7:21 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Venus is nasty
If I, say, lived on Venus
I would be poisoned
Haiku # 25475, January 13, 2003 6:44 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
heavenly divorce
a ring around uranus
but not your finger
Haiku # 25474, January 13, 2003 5:23 am ET
by ash
I am empowered
by your presence, by your gaze
I can move planets
Haiku # 25473, January 13, 2003 1:14 am ET
by jer
with sheer force of will
I would change planetary
alignments for you
Haiku # 25472, January 13, 2003 1:14 am ET
by jer
To suit your fancy
I rearrange the heavens,
anything for you
Haiku # 25471, January 13, 2003 1:13 am ET
by jer
I would pluck venus
from its eliptical path
'round to us to view
Haiku # 25470, January 13, 2003 1:12 am ET
by jer
I would bathe your face
in the white light of venus,
just to see your smile
Haiku # 25469, January 13, 2003 1:12 am ET
by Jer
And lo... Ted Roberts
Our Lord and saviour was born
To teach PEF
Haiku # 25468, January 12, 2003 6:38 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But then Lucifer
Brought forth media studies
And he was cast down
Haiku # 25467, January 12, 2003 6:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
In the beginning
The Lord made PEF and
Saw that it was good
Haiku # 25466, January 12, 2003 6:35 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
About a proper poem I wrote
I just wrote a poem
And it didn't take the piss
The first time ever
Haiku # 25465, January 12, 2003 5:09 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
That's not a haiku
But PEF is damn hard
And I shall not pass
Haiku # 25464, January 12, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
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