Bad Haiku

Picking up my fork
Eating my near raw 'roast' beef
Feels like being home

Haiku # 25501, January 14, 2003 6:42 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Zwei hundert tausend
Affe mit eine Katze
Es ist schwierig

Haiku # 25500, January 14, 2003 6:39 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

fuck off moxie

Haiku # 25499, January 13, 2003 7:44 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

Hitler was a fool
If he had done PEF
It would have cured him

Haiku # 25498, January 13, 2003 5:55 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Jawohl mein Fuhrer
Du bist nicht Indogermane
Du bist Narr mit Senf

Haiku # 25497, January 13, 2003 5:46 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

PEF? Worry?
It is not the nastiest
Module that I do

Haiku # 25496, January 13, 2003 5:42 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

oops sorry about
PED-EF et all
and my sympathy

Haiku # 25495, January 13, 2003 5:19 pm ET

by to Manchester

oops! sorry about
PED-EF et al,
and my sympathy

Haiku # 25494, January 13, 2003 5:18 pm ET

by to Manchester

seems that you know it
tho' you feel you will may blow it
believe in yourself

Haiku # 25493, January 13, 2003 5:17 pm ET

by good luck

seeming difficult
its not the destination
as much as the road

Haiku # 25492, January 13, 2003 5:16 pm ET

by various monkeys

sometimes the Christian
must throw down his "cross" because
he worships his "savedness"

gnashing his teeth in his personal
hell-ku

Haiku # 25491, January 13, 2003 4:25 pm ET

by Mox-the-ox

So it is foretold
That then a man among us
Shall fail PEF

Haiku # 25490, January 13, 2003 2:40 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

But first you make some
Assumptions, like: ignore P
That would make it hard

Haiku # 25489, January 13, 2003 2:36 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Material Balance:
That is what you do
It is the only thing we did
First semester work

Haiku # 25488, January 13, 2003 2:35 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

PEF consists of:
Then you must work out
The temperature of the
Reactor, Condensor

Haiku # 25487, January 13, 2003 2:34 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

PEF consists of:
When composition
Of one stream, e.g. reactor
Output stream is known

Haiku # 25486, January 13, 2003 2:32 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

PEF consists of:
Drawing process loops
Determining the contents
Of each stream in loop

Haiku # 25485, January 13, 2003 2:31 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

What is PED?
I only know PEF
That is quite nasty

Haiku # 25484, January 13, 2003 2:30 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Sir, please excuse my
ignorance, but I wonder
what is "PED"?

Haiku # 25483, January 13, 2003 2:14 pm ET

by wondering still

politics, phys ed?
philosophy, puppetry?
proboscis searching?

Haiku # 25482, January 13, 2003 2:11 pm ET

by just wondering

pharmacy of plants?
phase scopes or philanthropy?
damn which "PED"?

Haiku # 25481, January 13, 2003 2:10 pm ET

by and wondering

Thy poetry is
lovely, moving, and greatly
appreciated.

Haiku # 25480, January 13, 2003 1:57 pm ET

by me too

Hail partner, friend, love-
thine words are sweet, but please pick
up thine underwear.

Haiku # 25479, January 13, 2003 1:57 pm ET

by me

What is PEF
I should like to know. It sounds
truly atrocious.

Haiku # 25478, January 13, 2003 1:47 pm ET

by jules

Piloting aircraft
Ever too close to the ground
Feel unsafe when high

Haiku # 25477, January 13, 2003 7:24 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Bob liked the long jump
He was the best in college
Then he lost to Geoff

Haiku # 25476, January 13, 2003 7:21 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

Venus is nasty
If I, say, lived on Venus
I would be poisoned

Haiku # 25475, January 13, 2003 6:44 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

heavenly divorce
a ring around uranus
but not your finger

Haiku # 25474, January 13, 2003 5:23 am ET

by ash

I am empowered
by your presence, by your gaze
I can move planets

Haiku # 25473, January 13, 2003 1:14 am ET

by jer

with sheer force of will
I would change planetary
alignments for you

Haiku # 25472, January 13, 2003 1:14 am ET

by jer

To suit your fancy
I rearrange the heavens,
anything for you

Haiku # 25471, January 13, 2003 1:13 am ET

by jer

I would pluck venus
from its eliptical path
'round to us to view

Haiku # 25470, January 13, 2003 1:12 am ET

by jer

I would bathe your face
in the white light of venus,
just to see your smile

Haiku # 25469, January 13, 2003 1:12 am ET

by Jer

And lo... Ted Roberts
Our Lord and saviour was born
To teach PEF

Haiku # 25468, January 12, 2003 6:38 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

But then Lucifer
Brought forth media studies
And he was cast down

Haiku # 25467, January 12, 2003 6:36 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

In the beginning
The Lord made PEF and
Saw that it was good

Haiku # 25466, January 12, 2003 6:35 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

About a proper poem I wrote
I just wrote a poem
And it didn't take the piss
The first time ever

Haiku # 25465, January 12, 2003 5:09 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

That's not a haiku
But PEF is damn hard
And I shall not pass

Haiku # 25464, January 12, 2003 4:57 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Statistically
Nearly everyone gets 40
And fails PEF

Haiku # 25463, January 12, 2003 4:49 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

When I am no more
I would like people to say
"He passed PEF"

Haiku # 25462, January 12, 2003 4:48 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

Paper clips are used
Every day as holding aids
For normal people

Haiku # 25461, January 12, 2003 3:57 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

I was speaking of
PEF , great thing it is
And not jaffa cakes

Haiku # 25460, January 12, 2003 3:41 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

we still discussing
PEF? or something else?
just a wayward thought

Haiku # 25459, January 12, 2003 3:03 pm ET

by sheena

It is assumptions,
Material balances
Amusing but hard

Haiku # 25458, January 12, 2003 2:19 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

I've written this before:
P is for process
E stands for engineering
F - fundamentals

Haiku # 25457, January 12, 2003 2:17 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

A jaffa cake:
A small cake type thing
With orange jelly on top
Covered in chocolate

Haiku # 25456, January 12, 2003 2:16 pm ET

by A Student of Manchester

what's a jaffa cake?
and actually, i've been
curious: what's PEF?

Haiku # 25455, January 12, 2003 2:00 pm ET

by sheena

in horrible class
feeling sick; i should not have
bothered to attend

Haiku # 25454, January 12, 2003 1:58 pm ET

by sheena

Jaffa cakes are nice
And technically under
UK law are cakes

Haiku # 25453, January 12, 2003 10:31 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

And I resisted
The temptation to point out
That it's illegal

Haiku # 25452, January 12, 2003 10:30 am ET

by A Student of Manchester

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