I guess I hate myself then :)

I hate the aps of the world
they wash dishes for 10 years
at dead end jobs

blowing up balloons...
maybe, "fuck off Moxie"
is all he has...what does that say?

some write to therapize
saying "kill myself" so they don't
archived sins and magick

listen, I had this odd
idea, I wanted to move
to Toronto, why?

To buy cheap player cigarettes?

I would like a poke
Hier kann man nicht stupfen
No virtual pokes

The infinitive: poke
As in: to poke with a stick
That's basic grammar

all is forgiven
fucking come back moxie mate
anything's better

poke off somewhere else
your obsession is boring
you need a good poke

Perhaps I am cheap
Every day my shares decrease
Find cliff to jump off

Perfect planning of
Elegant tour of nature
Foiled by refuse tip

Poke - a useful verb
Evan, now dead, poked the snake
For the last time then

Weekends are great fun
Everyone drinks alcohol
Life is not that great

Over there, by their
Veranda an old man sleeps
Everything is atill

Picking up my fork
Eating my near raw 'roast' beef
Feels like being home

Zwei hundert tausend
Affe mit eine Katze
Es ist schwierig

fuck off moxie

Hitler was a fool
If he had done PEF
It would have cured him

Jawohl mein Fuhrer
Du bist nicht Indogermane
Du bist Narr mit Senf

PEF? Worry?
It is not the nastiest
Module that I do

oops sorry about
PED-EF et all
and my sympathy

oops! sorry about
PED-EF et al,
and my sympathy

seems that you know it
tho' you feel you will may blow it
believe in yourself

seeming difficult
its not the destination
as much as the road

sometimes the Christian
must throw down his "cross" because
he worships his "savedness"

gnashing his teeth in his personal
hell-ku

So it is foretold
That then a man among us
Shall fail PEF

But first you make some
Assumptions, like: ignore P
That would make it hard

Material Balance:
That is what you do
It is the only thing we did
First semester work

PEF consists of:
Then you must work out
The temperature of the
Reactor, Condensor

PEF consists of:
When composition
Of one stream, e.g. reactor
Output stream is known

PEF consists of:
Drawing process loops
Determining the contents
Of each stream in loop

What is PED?
I only know PEF
That is quite nasty

Sir, please excuse my
ignorance, but I wonder
what is "PED"?

politics, phys ed?
philosophy, puppetry?
proboscis searching?

pharmacy of plants?
phase scopes or philanthropy?
damn which "PED"?

Thy poetry is
lovely, moving, and greatly
appreciated.

Hail partner, friend, love-
thine words are sweet, but please pick
up thine underwear.

What is PEF
I should like to know. It sounds
truly atrocious.

Piloting aircraft
Ever too close to the ground
Feel unsafe when high

Bob liked the long jump
He was the best in college
Then he lost to Geoff

Venus is nasty
If I, say, lived on Venus
I would be poisoned

heavenly divorce
a ring around uranus
but not your finger

I am empowered
by your presence, by your gaze
I can move planets

with sheer force of will
I would change planetary
alignments for you

To suit your fancy
I rearrange the heavens,
anything for you

I would pluck venus
from its eliptical path
'round to us to view

I would bathe your face
in the white light of venus,
just to see your smile

And lo... Ted Roberts
Our Lord and saviour was born
To teach PEF

But then Lucifer
Brought forth media studies
And he was cast down

In the beginning
The Lord made PEF and
Saw that it was good

About a proper poem I wrote
I just wrote a poem
And it didn't take the piss
The first time ever