and as we all know,
kids who don't know those "bad words"
are loved by their peers
by scotch of the fucking office
Bad language is bad
Hence the bad in bad language
Children might see it
by A Student of Manchester
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
The logic of a shrub:
Kill the arabs now
They have arranged marriages
With other people
Let them have freedom
And marry other members
Of their family
by A Student of Manchester
"Saddam had warheads?
"How can a war have a head?"
"Just attack him, sir."
by A Student of Manchester
my hat's off to you,
onjayson, for showing class
hey, who stole my hat?
by scotch of (punctuation styles never lie...well, occasionally, but not often)
Basketball Jones I
Got a Basketball Jones oh
Baby oooh eeeee oooh
by onjaysun
my love waits for may
the hours change like seasons
i miss you so much
by tiger of vegas
Don't mind you using
"onjaysun" but I'm now owned
by Disney...Good Luck!
by onjaysun
met ralph carney too
who played on most waits albums
guy's a freaking nut
by scotch of the makeout room
jonathan richmond
looked puzzled as we shook hands
'course he always does
by scotch of the makeout room
Warheads in Iraq
Burns those Christ haters to Hell
We know they don't bathe
by onjaysun
party really wokked
rice presents, great foo, Canton
wait until next year
by onjaysun (Happy Year of the Ram)
waiting for tiger...
bribing time to hurry up
must make the time count
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
my love in vegas...
two hour to far away
may will never come
by Bob Jones, Esq.
the alarm went off
and no thought went through my head
except to sleep more
by Bob Jones, Esq of El Armpito, TX
the cat licks his ass
so comical in Jersey
licking and purring
by NewCat
Tapping keys and mice
Makes one think of bug rampage
Who will Raid whom first?!
by Anonymous Poet
some special baptist
deliverance customs but
still, possessed by void
by Mox
just remember if
Gorgo delivers your meal
don't order Dr. Pibbs
by Moxie of I miss MST3K
A Chinese New Year
party tonight, foo much food
hope to have much fung
by onjaysun (will look for peepee in pepsi)
the alarm goes off
and a though ran through my head
it all starts again.
by tiger of vegas
you are cute bob jones
but you sure are a bubba
i like your marmot!!!
by tiger of vegas
This too shall pass as
a test, as we are alive
it still goes on, as
we test each other
by our own personal and
maybe, unfair, ways
by Mox
there's this snob problem
with some educated, they dwell
on style, not the fun...
by Mox
I am not afraid
Doing the practice exam
Has been quite simple
(for one question at least)
by A Student of Mancheser
exam phobia
as they say "this too shall pass"
even if you don't
by ash
Where is my scroll bar?
Why has Windows removed it?
What am I to do?
by A Student of Manchester
The website is strange
It features no address or
The damn exam dates
by A Student of Manchester
call me obsessive
but that's good in a doctor
keep taking the pills
by ash
i spend all my time
recounting my cleverness
again and again
by ash
How much time is spent
by such talented people
counting seven syl's ?
by R. of PT
unbearably smug
successful postgraduates
squander time like this
by ash
if you don't study
but write these endless haiku
you'll fail p.e.f.
by ash
What about spammers?
One might have so much to say -
Others have much less
by R. of PT
There is more to this:
look for wisdom in silence
and beyond silence
by R. of PT
What does silence mean?
is lack of inspiration
or lack of talent?
by R. of PT
the chinaman pee's
where's the money lebowski?
ja, ich bin expert
by Bob Jones, Esq. (for the dude) of El Armpito, TX
Manchester is great
Obviously there aren't cows
Otherwise it rules
by A Student of Manchester
Hear heavy breathing
Reach out hand to grip the wall
Something grips my arm
by A Student of Manchester
A quick rush of wind
I turn my head, what was that?
Footfall, muscles tense
by A Student of Manchester
I ain't got time to
Think about money or what
It can buy
I'm a student
I have no money
by A Student of Manchester
Whispering, quite loud,
Strained, but not often, but hoarse
Close, I stop, silence
by A Student of Manchester
As I walk the road
The darkness smothers me and
Faint noise surrounds me
by A Student of Manchester
Or maybe I should
Prefer the rubbish like this
Mini people like it
by A Student of Manchester
Piss poor tacky pap
Over the top foolish gits
Don't play that again
by A Student of Manchester
From now on I shall
Not once mention PEF
On this haiku site
by A Student of Manchester
everything has burst
but it's a season itself
the cold war died out
by Mox
I guess I hate myself then :)
by Moxie
I hate the aps of the world
they wash dishes for 10 years
at dead end jobs
blowing up balloons...
maybe, "fuck off Moxie"
is all he has...what does that say?
by Anonymous Poet
