Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 351 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

the cat licks his ass
so comical in Jersey
licking and purring
Haiku # 25546, January 15, 2003 7:15 pm ET
by NewCat
Tapping keys and mice
Makes one think of bug rampage
Who will Raid whom first?!
Haiku # 25545, January 15, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some special baptist
deliverance customs but
still, possessed by void
Haiku # 25544, January 15, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Mox
just remember if
Gorgo delivers your meal
don't order Dr. Pibbs
Haiku # 25543, January 15, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by Moxie of I miss MST3K
A Chinese New Year
party tonight, foo much food
hope to have much fung
Haiku # 25542, January 15, 2003 3:07 pm ET
by onjaysun (will look for peepee in pepsi)
the alarm goes off
and a though ran through my head
it all starts again.
Haiku # 25541, January 15, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
you are cute bob jones
but you sure are a bubba
i like your marmot!!!
Haiku # 25540, January 15, 2003 1:00 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
This too shall pass as
a test, as we are alive
it still goes on, as

we test each other
by our own personal and
maybe, unfair, ways
Haiku # 25539, January 15, 2003 11:11 am ET
by Mox
there's this snob problem
with some educated, they dwell
on style, not the fun...
Haiku # 25538, January 15, 2003 11:09 am ET
by Mox
I am not afraid
Doing the practice exam
Has been quite simple
(for one question at least)
Haiku # 25537, January 15, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of Mancheser
exam phobia
as they say "this too shall pass"
even if you don't
Haiku # 25536, January 15, 2003 7:58 am ET
by ash
Where is my scroll bar?
Why has Windows removed it?
What am I to do?
Haiku # 25535, January 15, 2003 7:46 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
The website is strange
It features no address or
The damn exam dates
Haiku # 25534, January 15, 2003 7:40 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
call me obsessive
but that's good in a doctor
keep taking the pills
Haiku # 25533, January 15, 2003 7:39 am ET
by ash
i spend all my time
recounting my cleverness
again and again
Haiku # 25532, January 15, 2003 7:37 am ET
by ash
How much time is spent
by such talented people
counting seven syl's ?
Haiku # 25531, January 15, 2003 6:25 am ET
by R. of PT
unbearably smug
successful postgraduates
squander time like this
Haiku # 25530, January 15, 2003 6:24 am ET
by ash
if you don't study
but write these endless haiku
you'll fail p.e.f.
Haiku # 25529, January 15, 2003 6:22 am ET
by ash
What about spammers?
One might have so much to say -
Others have much less
Haiku # 25528, January 15, 2003 5:04 am ET
by R. of PT
There is more to this:
look for wisdom in silence
and beyond silence
Haiku # 25527, January 15, 2003 5:02 am ET
by R. of PT
What does silence mean?
is lack of inspiration
or lack of talent?
Haiku # 25526, January 15, 2003 5:00 am ET
by R. of PT
the chinaman pee's
where's the money lebowski?
ja, ich bin expert
Haiku # 25525, January 15, 2003 12:02 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. (for the dude) of El Armpito, TX
Manchester is great
Obviously there aren't cows
Otherwise it rules
Haiku # 25524, January 14, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Hear heavy breathing
Reach out hand to grip the wall
Something grips my arm
Haiku # 25523, January 14, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
A quick rush of wind
I turn my head, what was that?
Footfall, muscles tense
Haiku # 25522, January 14, 2003 3:29 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I ain't got time to
Think about money or what
It can buy
I'm a student
I have no money
Haiku # 25521, January 14, 2003 3:14 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Whispering, quite loud,
Strained, but not often, but hoarse
Close, I stop, silence
Haiku # 25520, January 14, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
As I walk the road
The darkness smothers me and
Faint noise surrounds me
Haiku # 25519, January 14, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Or maybe I should
Prefer the rubbish like this
Mini people like it
Haiku # 25518, January 14, 2003 2:28 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Piss poor tacky pap
Over the top foolish gits
Don't play that again
Haiku # 25517, January 14, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
From now on I shall
Not once mention PEF
On this haiku site
Haiku # 25516, January 14, 2003 2:21 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
everything has burst
but it's a season itself
the cold war died out
Haiku # 25515, January 14, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by Mox
I guess I hate myself then :)
Haiku # 25514, January 14, 2003 1:20 pm ET
by Moxie
I hate the aps of the world
they wash dishes for 10 years
at dead end jobs

blowing up balloons...
maybe, "fuck off Moxie"
is all he has...what does that say?
Haiku # 25513, January 14, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some write to therapize
saying "kill myself" so they don't
archived sins and magick
Haiku # 25512, January 14, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Mox
listen, I had this odd
idea, I wanted to move
to Toronto, why?

To buy cheap player cigarettes?
Haiku # 25511, January 14, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by Mox
I would like a poke
Hier kann man nicht stupfen
No virtual pokes
Haiku # 25510, January 14, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The infinitive: poke
As in: to poke with a stick
That's basic grammar
Haiku # 25509, January 14, 2003 12:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
all is forgiven
fucking come back moxie mate
anything's better
Haiku # 25508, January 14, 2003 11:51 am ET
by mellie
poke off somewhere else
your obsession is boring
you need a good poke
Haiku # 25507, January 14, 2003 11:49 am ET
by mellie, when poke is not a verb too
Perhaps I am cheap
Every day my shares decrease
Find cliff to jump off
Haiku # 25506, January 14, 2003 11:00 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Perfect planning of
Elegant tour of nature
Foiled by refuse tip
Haiku # 25505, January 14, 2003 10:58 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Poke - a useful verb
Evan, now dead, poked the snake
For the last time then
Haiku # 25504, January 14, 2003 6:52 am ET
by A STudent of Manchester
Weekends are great fun
Everyone drinks alcohol
Life is not that great
Haiku # 25503, January 14, 2003 6:44 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Over there, by their
Veranda an old man sleeps
Everything is atill
Haiku # 25502, January 14, 2003 6:43 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Picking up my fork
Eating my near raw 'roast' beef
Feels like being home
Haiku # 25501, January 14, 2003 6:42 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Zwei hundert tausend
Affe mit eine Katze
Es ist schwierig
Haiku # 25500, January 14, 2003 6:39 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25499, January 13, 2003 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hitler was a fool
If he had done PEF
It would have cured him
Haiku # 25498, January 13, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Jawohl mein Fuhrer
Du bist nicht Indogermane
Du bist Narr mit Senf
Haiku # 25497, January 13, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
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