Where is my scroll bar?
Why has Windows removed it?
What am I to do?
by A Student of Manchester
The website is strange
It features no address or
The damn exam dates
by A Student of Manchester
call me obsessive
but that's good in a doctor
keep taking the pills
by ash
i spend all my time
recounting my cleverness
again and again
by ash
How much time is spent
by such talented people
counting seven syl's ?
by R. of PT
unbearably smug
successful postgraduates
squander time like this
by ash
if you don't study
but write these endless haiku
you'll fail p.e.f.
by ash
What about spammers?
One might have so much to say -
Others have much less
by R. of PT
There is more to this:
look for wisdom in silence
and beyond silence
by R. of PT
What does silence mean?
is lack of inspiration
or lack of talent?
by R. of PT
the chinaman pee's
where's the money lebowski?
ja, ich bin expert
by Bob Jones, Esq. (for the dude) of El Armpito, TX
Manchester is great
Obviously there aren't cows
Otherwise it rules
by A Student of Manchester
Hear heavy breathing
Reach out hand to grip the wall
Something grips my arm
by A Student of Manchester
A quick rush of wind
I turn my head, what was that?
Footfall, muscles tense
by A Student of Manchester
I ain't got time to
Think about money or what
It can buy
I'm a student
I have no money
by A Student of Manchester
Whispering, quite loud,
Strained, but not often, but hoarse
Close, I stop, silence
by A Student of Manchester
As I walk the road
The darkness smothers me and
Faint noise surrounds me
by A Student of Manchester
Or maybe I should
Prefer the rubbish like this
Mini people like it
by A Student of Manchester
Piss poor tacky pap
Over the top foolish gits
Don't play that again
by A Student of Manchester
From now on I shall
Not once mention PEF
On this haiku site
by A Student of Manchester
everything has burst
but it's a season itself
the cold war died out
by Mox
I guess I hate myself then :)
by Moxie
I hate the aps of the world
they wash dishes for 10 years
at dead end jobs
blowing up balloons...
maybe, "fuck off Moxie"
is all he has...what does that say?
by Anonymous Poet
some write to therapize
saying "kill myself" so they don't
archived sins and magick
by Mox
listen, I had this odd
idea, I wanted to move
to Toronto, why?
To buy cheap player cigarettes?
by Mox
I would like a poke
Hier kann man nicht stupfen
No virtual pokes
by A Student of Manchester
The infinitive: poke
As in: to poke with a stick
That's basic grammar
by A Student of Manchester
all is forgiven
fucking come back moxie mate
anything's better
by mellie
poke off somewhere else
your obsession is boring
you need a good poke
by mellie, when poke is not a verb too
Perhaps I am cheap
Every day my shares decrease
Find cliff to jump off
by A Student of Manchester
Perfect planning of
Elegant tour of nature
Foiled by refuse tip
by A Student of Manchester
Poke - a useful verb
Evan, now dead, poked the snake
For the last time then
by A STudent of Manchester
Weekends are great fun
Everyone drinks alcohol
Life is not that great
by A Student of Manchester
Over there, by their
Veranda an old man sleeps
Everything is atill
by A Student of Manchester
Picking up my fork
Eating my near raw 'roast' beef
Feels like being home
by A Student of Manchester
Zwei hundert tausend
Affe mit eine Katze
Es ist schwierig
by A Student of Manchester
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
Hitler was a fool
If he had done PEF
It would have cured him
by A Student of Manchester
Jawohl mein Fuhrer
Du bist nicht Indogermane
Du bist Narr mit Senf
by A Student of Manchester
PEF? Worry?
It is not the nastiest
Module that I do
by A Student of Manchester
oops sorry about
PED-EF et all
and my sympathy
by to Manchester
oops! sorry about
PED-EF et al,
and my sympathy
by to Manchester
seems that you know it
tho' you feel you will may blow it
believe in yourself
by good luck
seeming difficult
its not the destination
as much as the road
by various monkeys
sometimes the Christian
must throw down his "cross" because
he worships his "savedness"
gnashing his teeth in his personal
hell-ku
by Mox-the-ox
So it is foretold
That then a man among us
Shall fail PEF
by A Student of Manchester
But first you make some
Assumptions, like: ignore P
That would make it hard
by A Student of Manchester
Material Balance:
That is what you do
It is the only thing we did
First semester work
by A Student of Manchester
PEF consists of:
Then you must work out
The temperature of the
Reactor, Condensor
by A Student of Manchester
PEF consists of:
When composition
Of one stream, e.g. reactor
Output stream is known
by A Student of Manchester
