So you speak of Bush?
"Under the most inclusive
standard Gore would have
Won by 'da da da'
Three hundred and ninety three"
Votes" - Miami Herald
by A Student of Manchester
Satisfied for sure,
She lit a cigarette, then
Flipped up your picture.
by Ray of Garner
Watch Joe Millionairre,
See the greedy gold-diggers,
Please vote them off Joe.
by Ray of Garner
I will hurt Iraq,
because Saddam has weapons,
Is not that right dad?
by Ray of Garner
George did win the job,
but like dad George Herman,
will screw it up good.
by Ray of Garner
See the girl right there?
I had her last night, dog style.
Then, I woke myself.
by Ray of Garner
Oh how she loved it
It seems your father has not
Been satisfying
by A Student of Manchester
She squealed as I
Penetrated deep before
Using my tongue I cleaned...
by A Student of Manchester
But all this occured
A long time ago, roughly
Nine months before you
by A Student of Manchester
Your wife and I spent
Last night in my appartment
In which we made love
by A Student of Manchester
Everybody should
Use nicer language and thus
Envoke emotion
by A Student of Manchester
As I said earlier
Children might read these haiku
So don't use bad words
by A Student of Manchester
I read the words here,
and I wonder to myself,
Have too much free time?
by Ray of Garner
I saw a lady,
Said "Nice Shirt, Let's Fuck", smiling,
Bitch slapped my left cheek.
by Ray of garner
The dog runs around,
in circles, like he's crazy.
A planet orbits.
by Ray of Garner
I too, did your wife.
I hope it was before you,
as I ate her box.
by Ray of Garner
I too mounted your wife
I hope it was before you,
as I ate her crotch.
by Ray of Garner
The list can eat shit,
For art is but on mans crutch.
Art Carney is dead.
by Ray of Garner
Told the wife last night
Gonna mount her dry gray box
Lube it with my puke
by onjaysun
Who cares whose dog barks?
We cannot control the dog,
Just control our shit.
by Ray of Garner, NC
Drank to much last night
Fought with the neighbors and friends
"That is not my shit!"
by onjaysun
if I make myself
a damned soap opera, what
gives is bad acting
by Mox
I just want it all
to end, send all your bad thoughts
my way, does the rest
by Mox
My attorney, D.
Duck might not have any briefs
but I'll stick with him.
by onjaysun vs. onjaysun
New nursing home aide
Taught them to do the Kick Worm
Unacceptable
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
I ran out of glue
Peanut butter is sticky
And convenient
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
Exam tomorrow
Oh no, not on saturday
Right, I'm off to watch...
by A Student of Manchester
Bad language is in
These bad programmes and it sets
A bad example
by A Student of Manchester
Violent crime in
Europe is lower than here
Oh I wonder why
by A Student of Manchester
Britain and U.S.
Show violence but not the
Great beauty of love
by A Student of Manchester
But a large amount
Of nudity and beauty
That's better than death
by A Student of Manchester
Everyone should be
More like the europeans
No death on TV
by A Student of Manchester
underneath layers
when you peel them carefully
there are more layers
by ash
anglosaxon words
might sound quite naughty to you
but they're words to me
by ash
you may have a point
which i cannot comprehend
but fucked if i know
by ash
What profane language
Can not be more eloquent
When spoke with clean tongue?
by A Student of Manchester
without censorship
one person's profanity
is another's verse
by ash
Have scotch in my bed?
I have some scotch by my bed
The whisky, that is
by A Student of Manchester
deep in winter's grip
we slip into flannel sheets
where we create heat
by Anonymous Poet
rocks are much too hard
i recommend you have scotch
in your bed instead
by scotch of as a nightcap...you know
i saw two of three
second "Lord" did not equal
though first was ok.
actually, though
it wasn't so bad if you
allow for translate.
by sheena
wow, i'm the sixteenth
on prolific poets list?
but ash still ruleth.
by sheena
Look at PEF
Is it not a perfect three
Letter summation
by A Student of Manchester
scotch, can i have a
triple on the fucking rocks?
please? thanks very much.
by sheena
since i was ruthless
i should expect no quarter
but i wish i did...
since i was unmoved
he's not held to it
it's my selfishness
that makes me want to
keep what i did not
earn the right to have.
by sheena
some three letter words
are much more irritating
than four letter ones
by scotch
But just how many
Of my haikus featured the
letters PEF?
by A Student of Manchester
this site's had death threats
rape threats, forgery, slander...
not to mention pef
by scotch of fucking bad haiku
I'm number twenty
On the list of haikuers
I should get out more
by A Student of Manchester
As the internet
Becomes more available
Foolish children in
Pushchairs will learn to
Use internet browsers and
Come across such sites
by A Student of Manchester
