Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 351 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

Encyclopedia?
Theophilanthropism?
Pure Shit, so says me.
Haiku # 25665, January 18, 2003 11:35 am ET
by Ray of Garner
"All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy", thay say,
I guess it does, but
all play and no work
will probably make Jack an
interesting bump
Haiku # 25664, January 18, 2003 11:34 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Bla, bla bla bla bla,
bla bla bla, bla bla: bla bla
bla bla bla, bla, bla.
(I can't believe he thought of that first)
Haiku # 25663, January 18, 2003 11:26 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
I don't think that Bad
Haiku is necessary,
why did she wrote that?
Haiku # 25662, January 18, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Five-seven-five is
a very elegant way
for bad poetry
Haiku # 25661, January 18, 2003 11:09 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Look for a film by
Akira Kurosawa
should be a good one
Haiku # 25660, January 18, 2003 10:50 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
The fragile minds of
Children who stumble across
The site may use them
In circumstances
Such as a family meal
"Please pass the salt." Oh...
Haiku # 25659, January 18, 2003 10:43 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
He ain't my nephew,
he really is half-nephew
of my half-brother
Haiku # 25658, January 18, 2003 10:38 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
My nephew is a
child, but he reads haiku, so
he is old enough
Haiku # 25657, January 18, 2003 10:33 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
that should have been "And"
"Anf" is not even a word
We are so sorry
Haiku # 25656, January 18, 2003 10:26 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
I don't have a wife
That is a nasty rumour
She's making it up
Haiku # 25655, January 18, 2003 10:21 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I believe that I
Made clear the danger of bad
Language around children
Haiku # 25654, January 18, 2003 10:20 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
We have nothing to
say about life, so fuck you
anf fuck your wife, too
Haiku # 25653, January 18, 2003 10:18 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Or, of course I could
Use floccinaucinihi-
-lipification
Haiku # 25652, January 18, 2003 10:16 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Well how about this
Theophilanthropism
Seven syllables
Haiku # 25651, January 18, 2003 10:14 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Paedophilia
Ever grows in it's hunger
For the young children
Haiku # 25650, January 18, 2003 10:11 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
But what is better
is underestimated
that is much longer
Haiku # 25649, January 18, 2003 10:10 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Encyclopedia
is a five syllable word
so we beat you all
Haiku # 25648, January 18, 2003 10:01 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
me and my nephew
read this haiku stuff you write
but it is really lame
Haiku # 25647, January 18, 2003 9:52 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
If you don't have the
Capacity for free thought
You shouldn't rule a shed
Haiku # 25646, January 18, 2003 7:39 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
my rule for weapons :
if you can't say nuclear
you can't play with them
Haiku # 25645, January 18, 2003 6:54 am ET
by ash
It makes perfect sense
The bush eliminates them
All for its father
Haiku # 25644, January 18, 2003 6:37 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
axis of evil
what comes around goes around
the gods are laughing
Haiku # 25643, January 18, 2003 6:31 am ET
by ash
As the man Bush is
The leader of the free world
He should comprehend
Basic concepts like
Freedom, leadership, poor folk
But a bush can not
Haiku # 25642, January 18, 2003 5:45 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
She said "Eat my ass",
I thought it a strange request.
The donkey was good.
Haiku # 25641, January 18, 2003 12:45 am ET
by Ray of Garner
If you are in town
Stop and get some fresh Spleen juice.
Straight from my organ
Haiku # 25640, January 17, 2003 11:06 pm ET
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
She said, "Excuse me"
So I vomited on her.
She was not happy
Haiku # 25639, January 17, 2003 10:57 pm ET
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
Slapshot from the point
Forward screens the goaltender
He shoots, and he scores
Haiku # 25638, January 17, 2003 10:48 pm ET
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
Pass from the left wing
Right winger in the right place
Goalie not in time
Haiku # 25637, January 17, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
what is this need for
blabbing about our lead Bush?
nothing else to say?
Haiku # 25636, January 17, 2003 8:48 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
this feline, it seems,
has an admirer or two.
meet for what purporse?
Haiku # 25635, January 17, 2003 8:46 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
These plans we have found
Show he's a threat to world peace
Those are our plans sir
Haiku # 25634, January 17, 2003 7:54 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Does Saddam have nukes?
He doesn't. We can always
Plant them for you, sir
Haiku # 25633, January 17, 2003 7:50 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
we're mostly brainwashed,
the supreme court's on their side,
and they've got the guns
Haiku # 25632, January 17, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by scotch of my country 'twas of thee
Hello foolish Geoge
My name? Mephistopheles
Let me help you rule
Haiku # 25631, January 17, 2003 7:20 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
As 'free' citizens
Is it not within your rights
To force Dubya out?
Haiku # 25630, January 17, 2003 7:03 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
democracy failed
corporations now own us
huxley had it right
Haiku # 25629, January 17, 2003 7:01 pm ET
by scotch of my country 'twas of thee
this is such old news
true, we had a right-wing coup
let's change the subject
Haiku # 25628, January 17, 2003 6:58 pm ET
by scotch of my country 'twas of thee
Dubbya might not know?
He'd be confused by the words
He won't understand
Haiku # 25627, January 17, 2003 6:43 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Gee, Dubba might not
know that we know that he don't
know what we now know
Haiku # 25626, January 17, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by onjaysun
You need not have Gore
In fact don't have Gore, but an
Arab dictator?
Haiku # 25625, January 17, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Would you not rather
Have a sentient being
As your president?
Haiku # 25624, January 17, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I have seen three year
Olds who could run the country
Better that George Bush
Haiku # 25623, January 17, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Gore may be a fool
In fact I pity him, fool
But why have George Bush?
Haiku # 25622, January 17, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
How silly are you!
To think Because I loathe Bush,
I'd rather have Gore.
Haiku # 25621, January 17, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Ray of Garner
George Bush did not win
George Bush is a retarded
Illiterate who
Is not qualified
In terms of intelligence to
Work at Burger King
Haiku # 25620, January 17, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Saying that George won
Is a statement that coloured
People are all wrong
Haiku # 25619, January 17, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
This is the same man
Who prevented any coloured
People who had names
Similar to those
Of convicted criminals
From voting at all
Haiku # 25618, January 17, 2003 4:00 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Any election
Not to the most inclusive
Standard is quite wrong
Haiku # 25617, January 17, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
So you speak of Bush?
"Under the most inclusive
standard Gore would have
Won by 'da da da'
Three hundred and ninety three"
Votes" - Miami Herald
Haiku # 25616, January 17, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
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