Pass from the left wing
Right winger in the right place
Goalie not in time
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
what is this need for
blabbing about our lead Bush?
nothing else to say?
by ComiCat of Jerzey
this feline, it seems,
has an admirer or two.
meet for what purporse?
by ComiCat of Jerzey
These plans we have found
Show he's a threat to world peace
Those are our plans sir
by A Student of Manchester
Does Saddam have nukes?
He doesn't. We can always
Plant them for you, sir
by A Student of Manchester
we're mostly brainwashed,
the supreme court's on their side,
and they've got the guns
by scotch of my country 'twas of thee
Hello foolish Geoge
My name? Mephistopheles
Let me help you rule
by A Student of Manchester
As 'free' citizens
Is it not within your rights
To force Dubya out?
by A Student of Manchester
democracy failed
corporations now own us
huxley had it right
by scotch of my country 'twas of thee
this is such old news
true, we had a right-wing coup
let's change the subject
by scotch of my country 'twas of thee
Dubbya might not know?
He'd be confused by the words
He won't understand
by A Student of Manchester
Gee, Dubba might not
know that we know that he don't
know what we now know
by onjaysun
You need not have Gore
In fact don't have Gore, but an
Arab dictator?
by A Student of Manchester
Would you not rather
Have a sentient being
As your president?
by A Student of Manchester
I have seen three year
Olds who could run the country
Better that George Bush
by A Student of Manchester
Gore may be a fool
In fact I pity him, fool
But why have George Bush?
by A Student of Manchester
How silly are you!
To think Because I loathe Bush,
I'd rather have Gore.
by Ray of Garner
George Bush did not win
George Bush is a retarded
Illiterate who
Is not qualified
In terms of intelligence to
Work at Burger King
by A Student of Manchester
Saying that George won
Is a statement that coloured
People are all wrong
by A Student of Manchester
This is the same man
Who prevented any coloured
People who had names
Similar to those
Of convicted criminals
From voting at all
by A Student of Manchester
Any election
Not to the most inclusive
Standard is quite wrong
by A Student of Manchester
So you speak of Bush?
"Under the most inclusive
standard Gore would have
Won by 'da da da'
Three hundred and ninety three"
Votes" - Miami Herald
by A Student of Manchester
Satisfied for sure,
She lit a cigarette, then
Flipped up your picture.
by Ray of Garner
Watch Joe Millionairre,
See the greedy gold-diggers,
Please vote them off Joe.
by Ray of Garner
I will hurt Iraq,
because Saddam has weapons,
Is not that right dad?
by Ray of Garner
George did win the job,
but like dad George Herman,
will screw it up good.
by Ray of Garner
See the girl right there?
I had her last night, dog style.
Then, I woke myself.
by Ray of Garner
Oh how she loved it
It seems your father has not
Been satisfying
by A Student of Manchester
She squealed as I
Penetrated deep before
Using my tongue I cleaned...
by A Student of Manchester
But all this occured
A long time ago, roughly
Nine months before you
by A Student of Manchester
Your wife and I spent
Last night in my appartment
In which we made love
by A Student of Manchester
Everybody should
Use nicer language and thus
Envoke emotion
by A Student of Manchester
As I said earlier
Children might read these haiku
So don't use bad words
by A Student of Manchester
I read the words here,
and I wonder to myself,
Have too much free time?
by Ray of Garner
I saw a lady,
Said "Nice Shirt, Let's Fuck", smiling,
Bitch slapped my left cheek.
by Ray of garner
The dog runs around,
in circles, like he's crazy.
A planet orbits.
by Ray of Garner
I too, did your wife.
I hope it was before you,
as I ate her box.
by Ray of Garner
I too mounted your wife
I hope it was before you,
as I ate her crotch.
by Ray of Garner
The list can eat shit,
For art is but on mans crutch.
Art Carney is dead.
by Ray of Garner
Told the wife last night
Gonna mount her dry gray box
Lube it with my puke
by onjaysun
Who cares whose dog barks?
We cannot control the dog,
Just control our shit.
by Ray of Garner, NC
Drank to much last night
Fought with the neighbors and friends
"That is not my shit!"
by onjaysun
if I make myself
a damned soap opera, what
gives is bad acting
by Mox
I just want it all
to end, send all your bad thoughts
my way, does the rest
by Mox
My attorney, D.
Duck might not have any briefs
but I'll stick with him.
by onjaysun vs. onjaysun
New nursing home aide
Taught them to do the Kick Worm
Unacceptable
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
I ran out of glue
Peanut butter is sticky
And convenient
by Luke Duke of Boston, USA
Exam tomorrow
Oh no, not on saturday
Right, I'm off to watch...
by A Student of Manchester
Bad language is in
These bad programmes and it sets
A bad example
by A Student of Manchester
Violent crime in
Europe is lower than here
Oh I wonder why
by A Student of Manchester
