Paedophilia
Ever grows in it's hunger
For the young children

But what is better
is underestimated
that is much longer

Encyclopedia
is a five syllable word
so we beat you all

me and my nephew
read this haiku stuff you write
but it is really lame

If you don't have the
Capacity for free thought
You shouldn't rule a shed

my rule for weapons :
if you can't say nuclear
you can't play with them

It makes perfect sense
The bush eliminates them
All for its father

axis of evil
what comes around goes around
the gods are laughing

As the man Bush is
The leader of the free world
He should comprehend
Basic concepts like
Freedom, leadership, poor folk
But a bush can not

She said "Eat my ass",
I thought it a strange request.
The donkey was good.

If you are in town
Stop and get some fresh Spleen juice.
Straight from my organ

She said, "Excuse me"
So I vomited on her.
She was not happy

Slapshot from the point
Forward screens the goaltender
He shoots, and he scores

Pass from the left wing
Right winger in the right place
Goalie not in time

These plans we have found
Show he's a threat to world peace
Those are our plans sir

Does Saddam have nukes?
He doesn't. We can always
Plant them for you, sir

we're mostly brainwashed,
the supreme court's on their side,
and they've got the guns

Hello foolish Geoge
My name? Mephistopheles
Let me help you rule

As 'free' citizens
Is it not within your rights
To force Dubya out?

democracy failed
corporations now own us
huxley had it right

this is such old news
true, we had a right-wing coup
let's change the subject

Dubbya might not know?
He'd be confused by the words
He won't understand

Gee, Dubba might not
know that we know that he don't
know what we now know

You need not have Gore
In fact don't have Gore, but an
Arab dictator?

Would you not rather
Have a sentient being
As your president?

I have seen three year
Olds who could run the country
Better that George Bush

Gore may be a fool
In fact I pity him, fool
But why have George Bush?

How silly are you!
To think Because I loathe Bush,
I'd rather have Gore.

George Bush did not win
George Bush is a retarded
Illiterate who
Is not qualified
In terms of intelligence to
Work at Burger King

Saying that George won
Is a statement that coloured
People are all wrong

This is the same man
Who prevented any coloured
People who had names
Similar to those
Of convicted criminals
From voting at all

Any election
Not to the most inclusive
Standard is quite wrong

So you speak of Bush?
"Under the most inclusive
standard Gore would have
Won by 'da da da'
Three hundred and ninety three"
Votes" - Miami Herald

Satisfied for sure,
She lit a cigarette, then
Flipped up your picture.

Watch Joe Millionairre,
See the greedy gold-diggers,
Please vote them off Joe.

I will hurt Iraq,
because Saddam has weapons,
Is not that right dad?

George did win the job,
but like dad George Herman,
will screw it up good.

See the girl right there?
I had her last night, dog style.
Then, I woke myself.

Oh how she loved it
It seems your father has not
Been satisfying

She squealed as I
Penetrated deep before
Using my tongue I cleaned...

But all this occured
A long time ago, roughly
Nine months before you

Your wife and I spent
Last night in my appartment
In which we made love

Everybody should
Use nicer language and thus
Envoke emotion

As I said earlier
Children might read these haiku
So don't use bad words

I read the words here,
and I wonder to myself,
Have too much free time?

I saw a lady,
Said "Nice Shirt, Let's Fuck", smiling,
Bitch slapped my left cheek.

The dog runs around,
in circles, like he's crazy.
A planet orbits.

I too, did your wife.
I hope it was before you,
as I ate her box.