"Lou, did you tempt them?"
"Sorry, boss." "Go to Hell fool."
"But it's dark down there."

"You ungrateful fools
"I told you to not eat them."
"But Lou the guy said...

"Pilfering!" screamed God
"Someone has taken my stuff!"
"That was quite nasty."

So Adam and Eve
Ate from the tree and then thought
But we're not high. Hey!

"Eat from the tree for
"Err, when you do, err..." he thought
"It will get you high."

But Adam and Eve
Were accosted by this guy
He said "He said what?"

But God said "Look there...
"You will see a tree. My tree.
"So leave it alone."

Of course before this
Adam and Eve were alive
They had a garden

But he rose again
In the form of a bunny
To give eggs to kids

But some peeps wre mean
"No!" they said. "You have a beard."
And so they killed him

Thus: the Messiah
"Hello." he said to the peeps
"Hello." they said back

But He had big plans
He had a vision and so
He began working

Of course before that
God never had time to do
Anything at all

"Hello." said Bob once
"Hello." I replied to Bob
"Hello." said Bob's wife

Nascar? The U.S.
Likes repetitive things as
They are so simple

"Hmmm." thought God, err, once
"I think I shall invent time."
And then time began

Turn Left, Turn Left all.
What is the point,round and round.
Stop for some new tires.
Who can drive fastest?
Watch out for that huge pile-up.
Nascar excitement.

We spend hours watching,
The oblong ball fly through air.
Oh shit, he dropped it.

Encyclopedia?
Theophilanthropism?
Pure Shit, so says me.

"All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy", thay say,
I guess it does, but
all play and no work
will probably make Jack an
interesting bump

Bla, bla bla bla bla,
bla bla bla, bla bla: bla bla
bla bla bla, bla, bla.
(I can't believe he thought of that first)

I don't think that Bad
Haiku is necessary,
why did she wrote that?

Five-seven-five is
a very elegant way
for bad poetry

Look for a film by
Akira Kurosawa
should be a good one

The fragile minds of
Children who stumble across
The site may use them
In circumstances
Such as a family meal
"Please pass the salt." Oh...

He ain't my nephew,
he really is half-nephew
of my half-brother

My nephew is a
child, but he reads haiku, so
he is old enough

that should have been "And"
"Anf" is not even a word
We are so sorry

I don't have a wife
That is a nasty rumour
She's making it up

I believe that I
Made clear the danger of bad
Language around children

We have nothing to
say about life, so fuck you
anf fuck your wife, too

Or, of course I could
Use floccinaucinihi-
-lipification

Well how about this
Theophilanthropism
Seven syllables

Paedophilia
Ever grows in it's hunger
For the young children

But what is better
is underestimated
that is much longer

Encyclopedia
is a five syllable word
so we beat you all

me and my nephew
read this haiku stuff you write
but it is really lame

If you don't have the
Capacity for free thought
You shouldn't rule a shed

my rule for weapons :
if you can't say nuclear
you can't play with them

It makes perfect sense
The bush eliminates them
All for its father

axis of evil
what comes around goes around
the gods are laughing

As the man Bush is
The leader of the free world
He should comprehend
Basic concepts like
Freedom, leadership, poor folk
But a bush can not

She said "Eat my ass",
I thought it a strange request.
The donkey was good.

If you are in town
Stop and get some fresh Spleen juice.
Straight from my organ

She said, "Excuse me"
So I vomited on her.
She was not happy

Slapshot from the point
Forward screens the goaltender
He shoots, and he scores

Pass from the left wing
Right winger in the right place
Goalie not in time

These plans we have found
Show he's a threat to world peace
Those are our plans sir