Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 351 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

It feels good to raise
Or should that be lower the
Standard of haiku
Haiku # 25702, January 19, 2003 12:05 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Eve of St. Agnes"
solitary owl calling
Keats could say it all
Haiku # 25701, January 19, 2003 11:50 am ET
by this site once was simply bad now it's AWFUL
"PEF worksheets.
"Keep them in a holy place please.
"They will thwart thine foes."
Haiku # 25700, January 19, 2003 10:43 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
The Lord should have said
"Thou shalt complete material
"Balances all day."
Haiku # 25699, January 19, 2003 10:31 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
The Lord said do not
Kill other christians or jews
Go kill the arabs
Haiku # 25697, January 19, 2003 7:46 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
War!:
What is it good for?
Apart from killing arabs?
Promoting the Lord!
Haiku # 25696, January 19, 2003 5:21 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
solidarity
it's tiring fighting the war
dare i guess you're bushed ?
Haiku # 25695, January 18, 2003 9:28 pm ET
by ash
marched with friends, held signs
laughed, shouted and sang for peace
it felt pretty good
Haiku # 25694, January 18, 2003 9:23 pm ET
by k of sick of the war crap
felt patriotic
today, marching with over
100,000
Haiku # 25693, January 18, 2003 9:22 pm ET
by k of Doing My Part
such sublimation
suggests you aren't studying
back to p.e.f. !
Haiku # 25692, January 18, 2003 9:11 pm ET
by ash
decompensated
another choice descriptor
of your recent rants
Haiku # 25691, January 18, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by ash
hypomania
there's an appropriate word
with five syllables
Haiku # 25690, January 18, 2003 9:05 pm ET
by ash
Distill that volume
into some profundity
then embrace applause.
Haiku # 25689, January 18, 2003 8:05 pm ET
by maestro (formerly Anonymous Poet)
Oh, Mancunian!
Thou art very prolific.
Try a sedative.
Haiku # 25688, January 18, 2003 8:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Can it be an ark?"
"But that's mathematical."
"Please God, pretty please?"
Haiku # 25687, January 18, 2003 7:12 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Noah was working
Doing whatever he did
When God said "Noah
"Build a big ship so
"That you and the animals
"Will survive a flood"
Haiku # 25686, January 18, 2003 7:11 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Good, and you shall have
"Bad things happen to you too.
"Now leave me alone!"
Haiku # 25685, January 18, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"As your punishment
"You shall live on the earth, there."
"But it sucks there, God!"
Haiku # 25684, January 18, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Lou, did you tempt them?"
"Sorry, boss." "Go to Hell fool."
"But it's dark down there."
Haiku # 25683, January 18, 2003 6:39 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"You ungrateful fools
"I told you to not eat them."
"But Lou the guy said...
Haiku # 25682, January 18, 2003 6:38 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Pilfering!" screamed God
"Someone has taken my stuff!"
"That was quite nasty."
Haiku # 25681, January 18, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
So Adam and Eve
Ate from the tree and then thought
But we're not high. Hey!
Haiku # 25680, January 18, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Eat from the tree for
"Err, when you do, err..." he thought
"It will get you high."
Haiku # 25679, January 18, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But Adam and Eve
Were accosted by this guy
He said "He said what?"
Haiku # 25678, January 18, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But God said "Look there...
"You will see a tree. My tree.
"So leave it alone."
Haiku # 25677, January 18, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Of course before this
Adam and Eve were alive
They had a garden
Haiku # 25676, January 18, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But he rose again
In the form of a bunny
To give eggs to kids
Haiku # 25675, January 18, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But some peeps wre mean
"No!" they said. "You have a beard."
And so they killed him
Haiku # 25674, January 18, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Thus: the Messiah
"Hello." he said to the peeps
"Hello." they said back
Haiku # 25673, January 18, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But He had big plans
He had a vision and so
He began working
Haiku # 25672, January 18, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Of course before that
God never had time to do
Anything at all
Haiku # 25671, January 18, 2003 1:40 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Hello." said Bob once
"Hello." I replied to Bob
"Hello." said Bob's wife
Haiku # 25670, January 18, 2003 1:06 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Nascar? The U.S.
Likes repetitive things as
They are so simple
Haiku # 25669, January 18, 2003 12:21 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Hmmm." thought God, err, once
"I think I shall invent time."
And then time began
Haiku # 25668, January 18, 2003 12:19 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Turn Left, Turn Left all.
What is the point,round and round.
Stop for some new tires.
Who can drive fastest?
Watch out for that huge pile-up.
Nascar excitement.
Haiku # 25667, January 18, 2003 11:40 am ET
by Ray of Garner
We spend hours watching,
The oblong ball fly through air.
Oh shit, he dropped it.
Haiku # 25666, January 18, 2003 11:37 am ET
by Ray of Garner
Encyclopedia?
Theophilanthropism?
Pure Shit, so says me.
Haiku # 25665, January 18, 2003 11:35 am ET
by Ray of Garner
"All work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy", thay say,
I guess it does, but
all play and no work
will probably make Jack an
interesting bump
Haiku # 25664, January 18, 2003 11:34 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Bla, bla bla bla bla,
bla bla bla, bla bla: bla bla
bla bla bla, bla, bla.
(I can't believe he thought of that first)
Haiku # 25663, January 18, 2003 11:26 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
I don't think that Bad
Haiku is necessary,
why did she wrote that?
Haiku # 25662, January 18, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Five-seven-five is
a very elegant way
for bad poetry
Haiku # 25661, January 18, 2003 11:09 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Look for a film by
Akira Kurosawa
should be a good one
Haiku # 25660, January 18, 2003 10:50 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
The fragile minds of
Children who stumble across
The site may use them
In circumstances
Such as a family meal
"Please pass the salt." Oh...
Haiku # 25659, January 18, 2003 10:43 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
He ain't my nephew,
he really is half-nephew
of my half-brother
Haiku # 25658, January 18, 2003 10:38 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
My nephew is a
child, but he reads haiku, so
he is old enough
Haiku # 25657, January 18, 2003 10:33 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
that should have been "And"
"Anf" is not even a word
We are so sorry
Haiku # 25656, January 18, 2003 10:26 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
I don't have a wife
That is a nasty rumour
She's making it up
Haiku # 25655, January 18, 2003 10:21 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I believe that I
Made clear the danger of bad
Language around children
Haiku # 25654, January 18, 2003 10:20 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
We have nothing to
say about life, so fuck you
anf fuck your wife, too
Haiku # 25653, January 18, 2003 10:18 am ET
by Gili & Ben of Israel
Or, of course I could
Use floccinaucinihi-
-lipification
Haiku # 25652, January 18, 2003 10:16 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
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