Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

But sanitised speech
Is not necessary when your
Thoughts and tongue are clean
Haiku # 25797, January 21, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Sorry about that
I was just taking the piss
It was amusing
Haiku # 25796, January 21, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
it's sanitized speech
that lets us kill civilians
oops..."collateral"
Haiku # 25795, January 21, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by scotch of for the record, american and bush is not my president
what a bizarre twit!
i am against censorship
not for everything
Haiku # 25794, January 21, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by scotch
It seems you'd like that
In your eyes it's ethical
In my eyes it's not
Haiku # 25793, January 21, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Do you kill your pets?
And do you rape your siblings?
Is your daughter sis?
Haiku # 25792, January 21, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Your grandmother? Strange
Is she then a murderer?
Did daddy rape her?
Haiku # 25791, January 21, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Lets kill some arabs!
It will make the world better
Or maybe you're wrong
Haiku # 25790, January 21, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The beauty of life
A new child is born today
An abusive git?
Haiku # 25789, January 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Leaves of such colour
As a blanket on the ground
An abusive git
Haiku # 25788, January 21, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
As the sun rises
On a beautiful new dawn
An abusive git
Haiku # 25787, January 21, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
If we stopped swearing
As a whole world then maybe
We would stop killing
Haiku # 25786, January 21, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
ok that's it, I quit
I think we've a sick-o here
yup, I'm sure of it
Haiku # 25785, January 21, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by ash
you won't stop killing
by washing our mouths with soap
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 25784, January 21, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by scotch
bacteria do,
in fact, exchange dna
call it what you will
Haiku # 25783, January 21, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by scotch
Do you get a prize
If you murder somebody?
No - you go to gaol
Haiku # 25782, January 21, 2003 4:41 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I do not murder
I do not rape or steal things
And this makes me wrong?
Haiku # 25781, January 21, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
So it's right to kill?
Oh are you american?
Well that explains it
Haiku # 25780, January 21, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But God is pleasure
By His own definition
Infinity and
Perfection equal
Pleasure, but it matters not
I don't have a God
Haiku # 25779, January 21, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
In the beginning
Being unicellular
No fool, we didn't
Haiku # 25778, January 21, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
if you think it's wrong
that we fuck and kill and shit
your god's a pervert
Haiku # 25777, January 21, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by scotch
from the beginning,
creatures fucked and killed and shat
the world is profane
Haiku # 25776, January 21, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by scotch
shit, piss, fuck, and cunt,
cocksucker, motherfucker
and my favorite: tits
Haiku # 25775, January 21, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by scotch of sanctimonious demon, i cast thee out! begone! (with help from george carlin)
An irritating
Nasty little foolish bloke
Or maybe woman
Never says a thing
Yet swears for no real reason
My nerves are but short
Our God deliver
Us from this stupid evil
Saviour, we beg you
Haiku # 25774, January 21, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by A Student of the triple haiku, foo!
Must I encounter
An anonymous poet
Who interrupts me?
Haiku # 25773, January 21, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
AAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOO Foolish fool
Stop the bad language damn fool
And let me finish
Haiku # 25772, January 21, 2003 2:49 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
My mother is small
Or, in other words, not tall
Up she often looks
Haiku # 25771, January 21, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25770, January 21, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some fool once told me
That a crime was not evil
And he was evil
Haiku # 25769, January 21, 2003 2:47 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Can you fools not see
How the universe works
Everything is wrong
Haiku # 25768, January 21, 2003 2:46 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Sin in the center
Lie to the right with pleasure
Left only with pain
Haiku # 25767, January 21, 2003 1:50 pm ET
by leroi of Skyline
put in a dollar
caught waves, won twenty-three, chicks
dig nickel-slot men
Haiku # 25766, January 21, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by onjaysun (baby, we're going to McDs, order anything)
I see the mirror
My hair may well be a mess
But soon it will go
Haiku # 25765, January 21, 2003 12:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
What would I notice?
Of all these things that I see
Which interests me?
Haiku # 25764, January 21, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
talking of foolish
take a good long look please mate
hope you notice it
Haiku # 25763, January 21, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by mellie, hey moxie did you go to * study* in Manchester ?
I don't like seven
I just wrote eight syllables
Seven is foolish
Haiku # 25762, January 21, 2003 11:18 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
For years I travelled
Over the hills, in the valleys
Oh I love to see
Haiku # 25761, January 21, 2003 11:16 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
useless for you mate
nobody would contact you
you'd bore them to death
Haiku # 25760, January 21, 2003 11:00 am ET
by mellie
A dating service?
Sounds like a good use for this
Rather useless site
Haiku # 25759, January 21, 2003 6:19 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
hi jane of princeton
mail janis for my address
and we can connect
Haiku # 25758, January 21, 2003 6:15 am ET
by ash
Girls with glasses, beer
Alcohol, secretaries
It's a nice topic
Haiku # 25757, January 21, 2003 3:48 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Men *often* make passes
at girls who wear glasses, but
what if she is fat?
Haiku # 25756, January 21, 2003 3:07 am ET
by Yes, it's me of La La Land
Men *often* make passes
at girls who wear glasses, but
what if she's fat?
Haiku # 25755, January 21, 2003 3:07 am ET
by Yes, it's me of La La Land
i miss having a
warm body in bed waiting
for me to join him
Haiku # 25754, January 21, 2003 3:01 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
Beer makes my nose twitch
How should I get high in life?
Think I'll have cocoa.
Haiku # 25753, January 21, 2003 2:57 am ET
by Because you asked for it of La La Land
another paper
only time i write haiku
when deadline looming
Haiku # 25752, January 21, 2003 2:55 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
With nothing to say,
haiku is just a plain bore -
Content needs a part
Haiku # 25751, January 21, 2003 2:32 am ET
by R. of PT
I raise up my eyes
from the glare of the streetlights
to the stars overhead
Haiku # 25750, January 20, 2003 9:44 pm ET
by Boston gal...freezing in New England!
you all want it, but
it's for special occasions:
prehensile penis
Haiku # 25749, January 20, 2003 8:29 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
my room needs cleaning,
work is calling, girl's alone;
but haiku comes first.
Haiku # 25748, January 20, 2003 8:22 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
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