Do you kill your pets?
And do you rape your siblings?
Is your daughter sis?
by A Student of Manchester
Your grandmother? Strange
Is she then a murderer?
Did daddy rape her?
by A Student of Manchester
Lets kill some arabs!
It will make the world better
Or maybe you're wrong
by A Student of Manchester
The beauty of life
A new child is born today
An abusive git?
by A Student of Manchester
Leaves of such colour
As a blanket on the ground
An abusive git
by A Student of Manchester
As the sun rises
On a beautiful new dawn
An abusive git
by A Student of Manchester
If we stopped swearing
As a whole world then maybe
We would stop killing
by A Student of Manchester
ok that's it, I quit
I think we've a sick-o here
yup, I'm sure of it
by ash
you won't stop killing
by washing our mouths with soap
grandma has a cock
by scotch
bacteria do,
in fact, exchange dna
call it what you will
by scotch
Do you get a prize
If you murder somebody?
No - you go to gaol
by A Student of Manchester
I do not murder
I do not rape or steal things
And this makes me wrong?
by A Student of Manchester
So it's right to kill?
Oh are you american?
Well that explains it
by A Student of Manchester
But God is pleasure
By His own definition
Infinity and
Perfection equal
Pleasure, but it matters not
I don't have a God
by A Student of Manchester
In the beginning
Being unicellular
No fool, we didn't
by A Student of Manchester
if you think it's wrong
that we fuck and kill and shit
your god's a pervert
by scotch
from the beginning,
creatures fucked and killed and shat
the world is profane
by scotch
shit, piss, fuck, and cunt,
cocksucker, motherfucker
and my favorite: tits
by scotch of sanctimonious demon, i cast thee out! begone! (with help from george carlin)
An irritating
Nasty little foolish bloke
Or maybe woman
Never says a thing
Yet swears for no real reason
My nerves are but short
Our God deliver
Us from this stupid evil
Saviour, we beg you
by A Student of the triple haiku, foo!
Must I encounter
An anonymous poet
Who interrupts me?
by A Student of Manchester
AAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOO Foolish fool
Stop the bad language damn fool
And let me finish
by A Student of Manchester
My mother is small
Or, in other words, not tall
Up she often looks
by A Student of Manchester
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
Some fool once told me
That a crime was not evil
And he was evil
by A Student of Manchester
Can you fools not see
How the universe works
Everything is wrong
by A Student of Manchester
Sin in the center
Lie to the right with pleasure
Left only with pain
by leroi of Skyline
put in a dollar
caught waves, won twenty-three, chicks
dig nickel-slot men
by onjaysun (baby, we're going to McDs, order anything)
I see the mirror
My hair may well be a mess
But soon it will go
by A Student of Manchester
What would I notice?
Of all these things that I see
Which interests me?
by A Student of Manchester
talking of foolish
take a good long look please mate
hope you notice it
by mellie, hey moxie did you go to * study* in Manchester ?
I don't like seven
I just wrote eight syllables
Seven is foolish
by A Student of Manchester
For years I travelled
Over the hills, in the valleys
Oh I love to see
by A Student of Manchester
useless for you mate
nobody would contact you
you'd bore them to death
by mellie
A dating service?
Sounds like a good use for this
Rather useless site
by A Student of Manchester
hi jane of princeton
mail janis for my address
and we can connect
by ash
Girls with glasses, beer
Alcohol, secretaries
It's a nice topic
by A Student of Manchester
Men *often* make passes
at girls who wear glasses, but
what if she is fat?
by Yes, it's me of La La Land
Men *often* make passes
at girls who wear glasses, but
what if she's fat?
by Yes, it's me of La La Land
i miss having a
warm body in bed waiting
for me to join him
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
Beer makes my nose twitch
How should I get high in life?
Think I'll have cocoa.
by Because you asked for it of La La Land
another paper
only time i write haiku
when deadline looming
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
With nothing to say,
haiku is just a plain bore -
Content needs a part
by R. of PT
I raise up my eyes
from the glare of the streetlights
to the stars overhead
by Boston gal...freezing in New England!
you all want it, but
it's for special occasions:
prehensile penis
by studboy of Venice, CA
my room needs cleaning,
work is calling, girl's alone;
but haiku comes first.
by studboy of Venice, CA
not nearly as fun
as playing it in the nude
only in my dreams...
by scotch
a simple pleasure:
watching tv in the nude
The Wheel of Fortune!
by studboy of Venice, CA
it's true you outgrow
tequila, wine, and Guiness...
but I'm not dead yet!
by studboy of Venice, CA
the non-alkie girl
unknown to the tequila
shot, lick, and lime chew
by studboy of Venice, CA
no fun for poor girl
alcohol tickles her nose
woo! more gin for me!
by studboy of Venice, CA
