In the beginning
Being unicellular
No fool, we didn't
by A Student of Manchester
if you think it's wrong
that we fuck and kill and shit
your god's a pervert
by scotch
from the beginning,
creatures fucked and killed and shat
the world is profane
by scotch
shit, piss, fuck, and cunt,
cocksucker, motherfucker
and my favorite: tits
by scotch of sanctimonious demon, i cast thee out! begone! (with help from george carlin)
An irritating
Nasty little foolish bloke
Or maybe woman
Never says a thing
Yet swears for no real reason
My nerves are but short
Our God deliver
Us from this stupid evil
Saviour, we beg you
by A Student of the triple haiku, foo!
Must I encounter
An anonymous poet
Who interrupts me?
by A Student of Manchester
AAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOO Foolish fool
Stop the bad language damn fool
And let me finish
by A Student of Manchester
My mother is small
Or, in other words, not tall
Up she often looks
by A Student of Manchester
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
Some fool once told me
That a crime was not evil
And he was evil
by A Student of Manchester
Can you fools not see
How the universe works
Everything is wrong
by A Student of Manchester
Sin in the center
Lie to the right with pleasure
Left only with pain
by leroi of Skyline
put in a dollar
caught waves, won twenty-three, chicks
dig nickel-slot men
by onjaysun (baby, we're going to McDs, order anything)
I see the mirror
My hair may well be a mess
But soon it will go
by A Student of Manchester
What would I notice?
Of all these things that I see
Which interests me?
by A Student of Manchester
talking of foolish
take a good long look please mate
hope you notice it
by mellie, hey moxie did you go to * study* in Manchester ?
I don't like seven
I just wrote eight syllables
Seven is foolish
by A Student of Manchester
For years I travelled
Over the hills, in the valleys
Oh I love to see
by A Student of Manchester
useless for you mate
nobody would contact you
you'd bore them to death
by mellie
A dating service?
Sounds like a good use for this
Rather useless site
by A Student of Manchester
hi jane of princeton
mail janis for my address
and we can connect
by ash
Girls with glasses, beer
Alcohol, secretaries
It's a nice topic
by A Student of Manchester
Men *often* make passes
at girls who wear glasses, but
what if she is fat?
by Yes, it's me of La La Land
Men *often* make passes
at girls who wear glasses, but
what if she's fat?
by Yes, it's me of La La Land
i miss having a
warm body in bed waiting
for me to join him
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
Beer makes my nose twitch
How should I get high in life?
Think I'll have cocoa.
by Because you asked for it of La La Land
another paper
only time i write haiku
when deadline looming
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
With nothing to say,
haiku is just a plain bore -
Content needs a part
by R. of PT
I raise up my eyes
from the glare of the streetlights
to the stars overhead
by Boston gal...freezing in New England!
you all want it, but
it's for special occasions:
prehensile penis
by studboy of Venice, CA
my room needs cleaning,
work is calling, girl's alone;
but haiku comes first.
by studboy of Venice, CA
not nearly as fun
as playing it in the nude
only in my dreams...
by scotch
a simple pleasure:
watching tv in the nude
The Wheel of Fortune!
by studboy of Venice, CA
it's true you outgrow
tequila, wine, and Guiness...
but I'm not dead yet!
by studboy of Venice, CA
the non-alkie girl
unknown to the tequila
shot, lick, and lime chew
by studboy of Venice, CA
no fun for poor girl
alcohol tickles her nose
woo! more gin for me!
by studboy of Venice, CA
life's imponderables:
"should marshmallows be soft, squishy
or hard and crunchy?"
by studboy of Venice, CA
You misjudge windows
It will reap revenge if I
Buy a new PC
by A Student of Manchester
and for a virus
you should try influenza
you'll run much faster
by scotch
it needs a good wash
pour water down the air vents
that'll shut it down
by scotch
I just can't shut down
Windows crashes the system
It refuses to work
by A Student of Manchester
note to bartenders:
when serving good single malt,
don't ask "on the rocks?"
by scotch of get with it, people!
sagan and others
held a renaming contest
but sadly, "doink!" lost
by scotch of (thanks, crazy cat)
I'd like a virus
It can only make Windows
Run somewhat faster
by A Student of Manchester
Names aren't everything
Science is about stuff like
Equations and !BOOM!
by A Student of Manchester
Student needs to click
on the name link to the right.
Learn what's creation....
it is not all Psyence Phriction...
by ComiCat of Jerzey, the Vortex epicenter of this KABLOOIE madness~
Reading these haikus
is like crawling through fish bones
left after dinner.
by ComiCat of Jersey
I can't count at all
Doing engineering and
I can't even count
by A Student of Manchester
Roll on the summer
When people wear less clothing
If any at all
by A Student of Manchester
The leaves in autumn
Display such a beautiful
Variation of shade
by A Student of Manchester
