Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 351 Days and 77336 Haiku later...

Sin in the center
Lie to the right with pleasure
Left only with pain
Haiku # 25767, January 21, 2003 1:50 pm ET
by leroi of Skyline
put in a dollar
caught waves, won twenty-three, chicks
dig nickel-slot men
Haiku # 25766, January 21, 2003 12:48 pm ET
by onjaysun (baby, we're going to McDs, order anything)
I see the mirror
My hair may well be a mess
But soon it will go
Haiku # 25765, January 21, 2003 12:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
What would I notice?
Of all these things that I see
Which interests me?
Haiku # 25764, January 21, 2003 12:35 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
talking of foolish
take a good long look please mate
hope you notice it
Haiku # 25763, January 21, 2003 12:17 pm ET
by mellie, hey moxie did you go to * study* in Manchester ?
I don't like seven
I just wrote eight syllables
Seven is foolish
Haiku # 25762, January 21, 2003 11:18 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
For years I travelled
Over the hills, in the valleys
Oh I love to see
Haiku # 25761, January 21, 2003 11:16 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
useless for you mate
nobody would contact you
you'd bore them to death
Haiku # 25760, January 21, 2003 11:00 am ET
by mellie
A dating service?
Sounds like a good use for this
Rather useless site
Haiku # 25759, January 21, 2003 6:19 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
hi jane of princeton
mail janis for my address
and we can connect
Haiku # 25758, January 21, 2003 6:15 am ET
by ash
Girls with glasses, beer
Alcohol, secretaries
It's a nice topic
Haiku # 25757, January 21, 2003 3:48 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Men *often* make passes
at girls who wear glasses, but
what if she is fat?
Haiku # 25756, January 21, 2003 3:07 am ET
by Yes, it's me of La La Land
Men *often* make passes
at girls who wear glasses, but
what if she's fat?
Haiku # 25755, January 21, 2003 3:07 am ET
by Yes, it's me of La La Land
i miss having a
warm body in bed waiting
for me to join him
Haiku # 25754, January 21, 2003 3:01 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
Beer makes my nose twitch
How should I get high in life?
Think I'll have cocoa.
Haiku # 25753, January 21, 2003 2:57 am ET
by Because you asked for it of La La Land
another paper
only time i write haiku
when deadline looming
Haiku # 25752, January 21, 2003 2:55 am ET
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
With nothing to say,
haiku is just a plain bore -
Content needs a part
Haiku # 25751, January 21, 2003 2:32 am ET
by R. of PT
I raise up my eyes
from the glare of the streetlights
to the stars overhead
Haiku # 25750, January 20, 2003 9:44 pm ET
by Boston gal...freezing in New England!
you all want it, but
it's for special occasions:
prehensile penis
Haiku # 25749, January 20, 2003 8:29 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
my room needs cleaning,
work is calling, girl's alone;
but haiku comes first.
Haiku # 25748, January 20, 2003 8:22 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
not nearly as fun
as playing it in the nude
only in my dreams...
Haiku # 25747, January 20, 2003 8:22 pm ET
by scotch
a simple pleasure:
watching tv in the nude
The Wheel of Fortune!
Haiku # 25746, January 20, 2003 8:17 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
it's true you outgrow
tequila, wine, and Guiness...
but I'm not dead yet!
Haiku # 25745, January 20, 2003 8:13 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
the non-alkie girl
unknown to the tequila
shot, lick, and lime chew
Haiku # 25744, January 20, 2003 8:06 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
no fun for poor girl
alcohol tickles her nose
woo! more gin for me!
Haiku # 25743, January 20, 2003 7:56 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
life's imponderables:
"should marshmallows be soft, squishy
or hard and crunchy?"
Haiku # 25742, January 20, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
You misjudge windows
It will reap revenge if I
Buy a new PC
Haiku # 25741, January 20, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
and for a virus
you should try influenza
you'll run much faster
Haiku # 25740, January 20, 2003 7:32 pm ET
by scotch
it needs a good wash
pour water down the air vents
that'll shut it down
Haiku # 25739, January 20, 2003 7:28 pm ET
by scotch
I just can't shut down
Windows crashes the system
It refuses to work
Haiku # 25738, January 20, 2003 7:14 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
note to bartenders:
when serving good single malt,
don't ask "on the rocks?"
Haiku # 25737, January 20, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by scotch of get with it, people!
sagan and others
held a renaming contest
but sadly, "doink!" lost
Haiku # 25736, January 20, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by scotch of (thanks, crazy cat)
I'd like a virus
It can only make Windows
Run somewhat faster
Haiku # 25735, January 20, 2003 4:41 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Names aren't everything
Science is about stuff like
Equations and !BOOM!
Haiku # 25734, January 20, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Student needs to click
on the name link to the right.
Learn what's creation....


it is not all Psyence Phriction...
Haiku # 25733, January 20, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey, the Vortex epicenter of this KABLOOIE madness~
Reading these haikus
is like crawling through fish bones
left after dinner.
Haiku # 25732, January 20, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jersey
I can't count at all
Doing engineering and
I can't even count
Haiku # 25731, January 20, 2003 3:28 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Roll on the summer
When people wear less clothing
If any at all
Haiku # 25730, January 20, 2003 3:17 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The leaves in autumn
Display such a beautiful
Variation of shade
Haiku # 25729, January 20, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
click-click click won't work
Stop your infernal clicking!
morons piss me off

Do NOT click delete
all your records will be lost....
see? i told you so.

Don't open that mail
Viruses are very bad
...I'm going home now
Haiku # 25728, January 20, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by cenobyte of awe of how much can go wrong with one little click
supervisor's sick
we're playing Baldur's Gate II
I'm on level 5
Haiku # 25727, January 20, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by cenobyte of in process of writing "Help Desk Haiku"
cenobyte forgot
to put name in box below
will remember now
Haiku # 25726, January 20, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by cenobyte of regina
thought i'd write a book
and call it "Help Desk Haiku"
then get it published
Haiku # 25725, January 20, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it has been too long
since cenobyte wrote haiku
oh look. it's still bad
Haiku # 25724, January 20, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by cenobyte of regina
Look how the cow stands
A pillar of peace and calm
As it clears green blades
Haiku # 25723, January 20, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The darkness of night
In the harsh white of winter
Does not bring release
Haiku # 25722, January 20, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Oh how the blossoms
Beautiful, sparkling with life
Hark, this way spring comes!
Haiku # 25721, January 20, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Seven is evil
Answer seven the test said
"Oops, that's only five!"
Haiku # 25720, January 20, 2003 12:34 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
affirmative acts
forced a white house schism, how
'bout nepotism?
Haiku # 25719, January 20, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by onjaysun (Onjaysun Sr. got me this job)
Third hill is smaller
But it will take much longer
To climb PEF
Haiku # 25718, January 20, 2003 4:48 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
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