Third hill is smaller
But it will take much longer
To climb PEF

I have got four hill
One big, then bigger, smaller
And small at the end

Just take best care that
all these new hills are really
the way to the top

What's behind a hill?
A higher hill, calling you -
And then another

I've got a maths test
But I can't count to seven
Please no small numbers

I don't think that I
Have encountered any hairy
Boxes in the shops

a hairless tight box,
every man can have this treasure,
and some women too.

you should get out more
and find yourself some fresh meat
stop vegetating

stuck a cucumber
in my hairy box today
it did fit sideways

Bond asks for a match
Grinning, his contact replies
"your face and my arse"

If you have something
To say that's interesting
Then why do I post?

mellie, i agree
little PEF'ing poofter needs
meds and a long nap

scotch, i may have to
take you up on your offer;
careful what you wish

or failing that one
when you fail your exams
set up your own site



take charge of it then
and leave this free for others
you're a hog, a bore

go see the doctor
ask for something strong enough
then get to bed mate

I hope you fail
hope your computer crashes
as you no doubt will

It feels good to raise
Or should that be lower the
Standard of haiku

"Eve of St. Agnes"
solitary owl calling
Keats could say it all

"PEF worksheets.
"Keep them in a holy place please.
"They will thwart thine foes."

The Lord should have said
"Thou shalt complete material
"Balances all day."

The Lord said do not
Kill other christians or jews
Go kill the arabs

War!:
What is it good for?
Apart from killing arabs?
Promoting the Lord!

solidarity
it's tiring fighting the war
dare i guess you're bushed ?

marched with friends, held signs
laughed, shouted and sang for peace
it felt pretty good

felt patriotic
today, marching with over
100,000

such sublimation
suggests you aren't studying
back to p.e.f. !

decompensated
another choice descriptor
of your recent rants

hypomania
there's an appropriate word
with five syllables

Distill that volume
into some profundity
then embrace applause.

Oh, Mancunian!
Thou art very prolific.
Try a sedative.

"Can it be an ark?"
"But that's mathematical."
"Please God, pretty please?"

Noah was working
Doing whatever he did
When God said "Noah
"Build a big ship so
"That you and the animals
"Will survive a flood"

"Good, and you shall have
"Bad things happen to you too.
"Now leave me alone!"

"As your punishment
"You shall live on the earth, there."
"But it sucks there, God!"

"Lou, did you tempt them?"
"Sorry, boss." "Go to Hell fool."
"But it's dark down there."

"You ungrateful fools
"I told you to not eat them."
"But Lou the guy said...

"Pilfering!" screamed God
"Someone has taken my stuff!"
"That was quite nasty."

So Adam and Eve
Ate from the tree and then thought
But we're not high. Hey!

"Eat from the tree for
"Err, when you do, err..." he thought
"It will get you high."

But Adam and Eve
Were accosted by this guy
He said "He said what?"

But God said "Look there...
"You will see a tree. My tree.
"So leave it alone."

Of course before this
Adam and Eve were alive
They had a garden

But he rose again
In the form of a bunny
To give eggs to kids

But some peeps wre mean
"No!" they said. "You have a beard."
And so they killed him

Thus: the Messiah
"Hello." he said to the peeps
"Hello." they said back

But He had big plans
He had a vision and so
He began working

Of course before that
God never had time to do
Anything at all

"Hello." said Bob once
"Hello." I replied to Bob
"Hello." said Bob's wife

Nascar? The U.S.
Likes repetitive things as
They are so simple

"Hmmm." thought God, err, once
"I think I shall invent time."
And then time began