The darkness of night
In the harsh white of winter
Does not bring release
by A Student of Manchester
Oh how the blossoms
Beautiful, sparkling with life
Hark, this way spring comes!
by A Student of Manchester
Seven is evil
Answer seven the test said
"Oops, that's only five!"
by A Student of Manchester
affirmative acts
forced a white house schism, how
'bout nepotism?
by onjaysun (Onjaysun Sr. got me this job)
Third hill is smaller
But it will take much longer
To climb PEF
by A Student of Manchester
I have got four hill
One big, then bigger, smaller
And small at the end
by A Student of Manchester
Just take best care that
all these new hills are really
the way to the top
by R. of PT
What's behind a hill?
A higher hill, calling you -
And then another
by R. of PT
I've got a maths test
But I can't count to seven
Please no small numbers
by A Student of Manchester
I don't think that I
Have encountered any hairy
Boxes in the shops
by A Student of Manchester
a hairless tight box,
every man can have this treasure,
and some women too.
by Ray of Garner
you should get out more
and find yourself some fresh meat
stop vegetating
by ash
stuck a cucumber
in my hairy box today
it did fit sideways
by sheena
Bond asks for a match
Grinning, his contact replies
"your face and my arse"
by Darla
If you have something
To say that's interesting
Then why do I post?
by A Student of Manchester
mellie, i agree
little PEF'ing poofter needs
meds and a long nap
by sheena
scotch, i may have to
take you up on your offer;
careful what you wish
by sheena
or failing that one
when you fail your exams
set up your own site
take charge of it then
and leave this free for others
you're a hog, a bore
by mellie
go see the doctor
ask for something strong enough
then get to bed mate
by mellie
I hope you fail
hope your computer crashes
as you no doubt will
by mellie
It feels good to raise
Or should that be lower the
Standard of haiku
by A Student of Manchester
"Eve of St. Agnes"
solitary owl calling
Keats could say it all
by this site once was simply bad now it's AWFUL
"PEF worksheets.
"Keep them in a holy place please.
"They will thwart thine foes."
by A Student of Manchester
The Lord should have said
"Thou shalt complete material
"Balances all day."
by A Student of Manchester
The Lord said do not
Kill other christians or jews
Go kill the arabs
by A Student of Manchester
War!:
What is it good for?
Apart from killing arabs?
Promoting the Lord!
by A Student of Manchester
solidarity
it's tiring fighting the war
dare i guess you're bushed ?
by ash
marched with friends, held signs
laughed, shouted and sang for peace
it felt pretty good
by k of sick of the war crap
felt patriotic
today, marching with over
100,000
by k of Doing My Part
such sublimation
suggests you aren't studying
back to p.e.f. !
by ash
decompensated
another choice descriptor
of your recent rants
by ash
hypomania
there's an appropriate word
with five syllables
by ash
Distill that volume
into some profundity
then embrace applause.
by maestro (formerly Anonymous Poet)
Oh, Mancunian!
Thou art very prolific.
Try a sedative.
by Anonymous Poet
"Can it be an ark?"
"But that's mathematical."
"Please God, pretty please?"
by A Student of Manchester
Noah was working
Doing whatever he did
When God said "Noah
"Build a big ship so
"That you and the animals
"Will survive a flood"
by A Student of Manchester
"Good, and you shall have
"Bad things happen to you too.
"Now leave me alone!"
by A Student of Manchester
"As your punishment
"You shall live on the earth, there."
"But it sucks there, God!"
by A Student of Manchester
"Lou, did you tempt them?"
"Sorry, boss." "Go to Hell fool."
"But it's dark down there."
by A Student of Manchester
"You ungrateful fools
"I told you to not eat them."
"But Lou the guy said...
by A Student of Manchester
"Pilfering!" screamed God
"Someone has taken my stuff!"
"That was quite nasty."
by A Student of Manchester
So Adam and Eve
Ate from the tree and then thought
But we're not high. Hey!
by A Student of Manchester
"Eat from the tree for
"Err, when you do, err..." he thought
"It will get you high."
by A Student of Manchester
But Adam and Eve
Were accosted by this guy
He said "He said what?"
by A Student of Manchester
But God said "Look there...
"You will see a tree. My tree.
"So leave it alone."
by A Student of Manchester
Of course before this
Adam and Eve were alive
They had a garden
by A Student of Manchester
But he rose again
In the form of a bunny
To give eggs to kids
by A Student of Manchester
But some peeps wre mean
"No!" they said. "You have a beard."
And so they killed him
by A Student of Manchester
Thus: the Messiah
"Hello." he said to the peeps
"Hello." they said back
by A Student of Manchester
But He had big plans
He had a vision and so
He began working
by A Student of Manchester
