Silly Masochist
thats what they call me down south
balloons and bullwhips
by Thunder Stork
schlechter haiku ohne bedeutung
welche bedeutung there was
never meaning to this
german words are just too long for bad haikus
by captain cangaroo of Berlin
You know that won`t work,
Smegma is indelible.
Learn to live with it.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Smegma discomfort?
Why not try new Smeg-Away?
Now in three flavors!
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Welcome, Kimberley.
My aim is to make people
More smegma-aware.
by Scrunty Hardbody
shower sex, clean love
Sucking her big shiny breasts
Soap her body down
by eroc
My flesh prickles at
your voice, shivering outward
like raw, plucked goose skin.
by Kimberly Sowell
gently, my love, take
my hair in your fingers and
pull my lips to yours.
by Kimberly Sowell
She`s a good girl, so
careful not to use the "L"
word. She`ll say "Hate," though.
by Kimberly Sowell
Whip me, hurt me, ungh.
Yeah, like that. Harder, shove the
handle in my ass.
by Kat Krotch
umbilical scar,
belly button, birth cable,
I lick the round hole.
by Kat Krotch
When I was a child,
I fantasized about a
swinging leather belt.
by Kat Krotch
Tall Paul sang me to
sleep last night, and I`m not sure
quite how to thank him.
by Kimberly Sowell
Anal sex does not
count against a person&#/s worth
in a moral sense.
by Anonymous Poet
Scrunty Hardbody,
I didn''t think about the
smegma issue. Thanks.
by Kimberly Sowell
Thunder Stork, are you
a masochist, or are you
just being silly.
by Kimberly Sowell
She curves like a vase,
the beautiful Tiffany
with delicate hands.
by Kimberly Sowell
swift first wipe, paper tears
poop under my fingernails
no one wants to shake
by CLAYTON HOUSER of big whiskey
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
THIS SITE USED TO HAVE SOME CLASS
I WILL VOMIT NOW!
by one pissed off fool of tree loving Humboldt, Kanada
Walking through bamboo
The cute and furry panda
Stalks his human prey
The boy smiles, reaching
For some food as Panda jumps
and tears out his throat
Bloody and full the
Panda uses bamboo to
pick flesh from his teeth
by Loose Bruce
It`s overrated:
Waking beside a loved one.
The problem`s smegma.
by Scrunty Hardbody
she did her paper
smoked another cigarette
and thought about love
by angel
MY PENIS IN HAND!!!
RUB IT...,STROKE IT...,MAKE ME CUM!!!
WHO HAS THE TISSUES????
by FIRE RED JAKE
Sit on my face please
Let me eat you yum yum yum
nothing beats your cum
by BALLS
Ahoy, fair maiden
i believe i am your man
my nuts need flogging
by Thunder Stork
Submit to me or
I will whip you in the balls.
How would you like that?
by Kimberly Sowell
I like a bare box
Keep that pubic hair away
Eat it all day long
by HaiPoo
Y2K, MY ASS!!!!
We better stockpile food!!
YOU STUPID RETARDS!!
by BILLYBOY
Crazy cybersex
with two hot lesbians, yum
dispair... they were men
by Kackarott
Atlanta got hit
Lets go Atlanta Rally!!!!!
Big Hairy Red Bush
by BILLYBOY
Homer J. Simpson
He is Barney''s best buddy
Will he drink with me?
by HaiPoo
The Yankees suck dick
Derek Jeter is a queer
The Red Sox were hosed
by HaiPoo
Yankees, Yankees, suck!!!
We got robbed by umpires.
Die you bastards Die!!
by BILLYBOY
based on a true story
crashed my bike one time
my nuts got scabs and i cried
i was embarrased
by Kackarott
Big, fat, red-head, Jake
Loves dirty animal sex
Your pet is not safe
by HaiPoo of USA
Fat angel cant fly
his wings are covered in sweat
lay off the twinkies
by Kackarott
The Hippo kills me
cant go for two, kick is good!
what did you do!!! Nooooooo!
by Kackarott
You know that carpet
from the seventies? There''s a
reason it''s called "shag."
by Kimberly Sowell
That happened to me
once, Trisha, and I told the
teacher to stuff it.
by Kimberly Sowell
I made a sculpture
that expressed all of myself,
and the professor
made it demonstrate
what not to do. I am what
not to do, I guess.
by Trisha
Germans are dumb-fucks.
They spell "Canada" like this:
"Kanada." Fuck that.
by Trisha
Fuck the communists.
Fuck the Chinese hippy cults.
Fuck Martha Stewart.
by Kat-Krotch
Vanse was a good mouse
who died when I left her with
neighbors. Cheer up, Kim.
by Kat-Krotch
I miss Piper. The
sweetest rat who ever lived
died from loving me.
Pink nose, white whiskers,
that soft little tongue, licking
at my fingertips.
I loved the scaly
tail, the curly blue spot on
his forehead, pink toes.
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by Kimberly Sowell
Here''s my dilemma:
I''m sick of being alive;
I don''t want to die.
by Kimberly Sowell
Hey, Angel, I''m a
philosophy minor, so
don''t insult the stuff.
by Kimberly Sowell
don''t smoke the reefer!!
eat it instead, tastes better
doesn''t hurt the lungs
by angel
philosophy is
bullshit to make us feel grand
lacking intellect
by angel
birds sweetly singing
sound resounds through the morning
twelve birds, ten bullets
by angel
why this obsession
with massive fornication?
go save the world boy
by angel
