The Hippo kills me
cant go for two, kick is good!
what did you do!!! Nooooooo!
by Kackarott
You know that carpet
from the seventies? There''s a
reason it''s called "shag."
by Kimberly Sowell
That happened to me
once, Trisha, and I told the
teacher to stuff it.
by Kimberly Sowell
I made a sculpture
that expressed all of myself,
and the professor
made it demonstrate
what not to do. I am what
not to do, I guess.
by Trisha
Germans are dumb-fucks.
They spell "Canada" like this:
"Kanada." Fuck that.
by Trisha
Fuck the communists.
Fuck the Chinese hippy cults.
Fuck Martha Stewart.
by Kat-Krotch
Vanse was a good mouse
who died when I left her with
neighbors. Cheer up, Kim.
by Kat-Krotch
I miss Piper. The
sweetest rat who ever lived
died from loving me.
Pink nose, white whiskers,
that soft little tongue, licking
at my fingertips.
I loved the scaly
tail, the curly blue spot on
his forehead, pink toes.
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by Kimberly Sowell
Here''s my dilemma:
I''m sick of being alive;
I don''t want to die.
by Kimberly Sowell
Hey, Angel, I''m a
philosophy minor, so
don''t insult the stuff.
by Kimberly Sowell
don''t smoke the reefer!!
eat it instead, tastes better
doesn''t hurt the lungs
by angel
philosophy is
bullshit to make us feel grand
lacking intellect
by angel
birds sweetly singing
sound resounds through the morning
twelve birds, ten bullets
by angel
why this obsession
with massive fornication?
go save the world boy
by angel
insanity me
one good phrase in this pile
look for me insane
by angel
really, rugburn sucks
and lube gets on the carpet
more trouble than fun
by angel
When will that sweet young
man notice that I am real?
I need convincing.
by Kimberly Sowell
gurgle gurgle snarf
razzle smack hummer dingdong
careful of rug burn
by angel
I wonder what it
must feel like, waking beside
someone who loves you.
by Kimberly Sowell
hard-ass militant
girly-girl with a nice chest
which is really me?
by angel
i love my friend kim
like i love my fav''rite bear
i am not this nice
by angel
Angel the red haired
vixen twists in her chair as
we laugh together.
by Kimberly Sowell
brown hair and strong arms
sweetest smile and big brown eyes
that i''ll never have
by weaselgirl
sentimental shit
gets me on my softer side
fuck relationships
by angel
I like hairy legs:
The soft feeling against my
sheets as I move them.
by Kimberly Sowell
i''m not vindictive
i swear, it''s all good clean fun
death is not a sport
by angel
smiley emily
not any of the nice ones
she deserves to die
by angel
foreign girls are fun
and yes they do shave their legs
but i''m still hairy
by angel
Proud of my morals,
Virginity is a rare
and precious treasure.
by Kimberly Sowell
sex! yes it is fun
but too much can be too much
just finish dammit!
by angel
If I could have one
wish, then Janet would have been
aborted, for sure.
by Kimberly Sowell
comic book treaties
and fictional combat scenes
leech the intellect
by angel
breathe deep alcohol
smile, glance, enjoy your youth
your liver is toast
by angel
emily the bitch
stabbed us in our backs today
revenge comes sweetly
by angel
oop, I forgot that
the word "borrow" is always
polysyllabic.
by Kimberly Sowell
dragonsnail''s not sane
dragonman''s not anyone''s-
angel''s not that pure
by angel
Angel is a slut
who likes to fuck at random.
Just ask Ryan B.
by Kimberly Sowell
Pubic hair on his
soap, I ask if I can borrow...
shower fantasy.
by Kimberly Sowell
weasels taste furry-
take out the hair taste
and inhale deeply
by angel
Oh clump of shit on
my front lawn, my feet slip down
into your soft warmth.
by Kimberly Sowell
sex in the shower
should be avoided by all
it is quite sticky
by ange
I think I might be
a Mall Santa Clause this year.
Wouldn''t that be cool?!
by Tony's Grandpa
Hops, barley, and yeast
Brewed to perfection for me
Feel like passing out
by HaiPoo of USA
Garlic butter drips
From my quattro formaggi
Staining my trousers
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Cross my palm with gold;
Silver is for losers, boy.
Now then. Pick a card..
by Scrunty Hardbody
Shiny black vinyl
Catches the light like a whore
Catches syphillis
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A bamboo bending
Is strangely reminiscent
Of your underpants
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Look hard enough and
You can see spaces between
The little spaces
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Why does the fresh mouth
Of a brand new girl taste like
Potato crocquettes?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Kenneth Extension
writes some really wonderful
poetry, I think.
by Kimberly Sowell
