sex in the shower
should be avoided by all
it is quite sticky
by ange
I think I might be
a Mall Santa Clause this year.
Wouldn''t that be cool?!
by Tony's Grandpa
Hops, barley, and yeast
Brewed to perfection for me
Feel like passing out
by HaiPoo of USA
Garlic butter drips
From my quattro formaggi
Staining my trousers
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Cross my palm with gold;
Silver is for losers, boy.
Now then. Pick a card..
by Scrunty Hardbody
Shiny black vinyl
Catches the light like a whore
Catches syphillis
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A bamboo bending
Is strangely reminiscent
Of your underpants
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Look hard enough and
You can see spaces between
The little spaces
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Why does the fresh mouth
Of a brand new girl taste like
Potato crocquettes?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Kenneth Extension
writes some really wonderful
poetry, I think.
by Kimberly Sowell
I live in Humboldt.
My armpit hair is in braids.
I have sex with trees.
I changed my lifestyle
because I thought that I should
obey Thunder Stork.
by Kimberly Sowell
If I had a knife,
I would thrust it into my
chest and kill myself.
by Kimberly Sowell
If I could capture
you as my personal slave,
I wouldn''t want to.
I want to hunt you
and keep you running away
until you can''t breathe.
by Kimberly Sowell
When will you love me?
"When Hell has frozen over."
Shall I sell my soul?
by Kimberly Sowell
I hope people don''t
take me too seriously
when I threaten them.
I''m really too shy
to murder anybody.
I just want respect.
by Kimberly Sowell
Fear me properly,
and there will be no reason
for me to kill you.
by Kimberly Sowell
Autumnal showers
Soak the earth on which I walk
In my green wellies
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
as your lips go blue
your brain says wa wa wa wa
nitrousphyxia
by ash
wafting on a breeze
big balsa dandelion
going up and up
by ash
--TWO DOG-DOO HAIKU--
The still morning air
Dawn''s light cast upon the mounds
Exudes quinessence
The midnight doo-drop
Dog loaf pinched as the world slept
Avowed by a waft---
by Richard of Chaparral,
Wrath, avarice, sloth,
pride, lust, envy, gluttony...
What time shall we start?
by Kimberly Sowell
Instructions for Becoming a Solopsist:
Deny existence,
claiming truth applies only
To what you can prove.
by Kimberly Sowell
I wish I could sleep.
I feel like sleeping, but I
can''t make my eyes close.
by Kimberly Sowell
Why is suicide
illegal when it''s not a
choice, but an illness?
by Kimberly Sowell
Wanted: single male,
a virgin, and an artist,
no drugs, no violence.
by Kimberly Sowell
Some day I''ll go nuts,
and I''ll start shooting people
from a tall building.
by Kimberly Sowell
class at 8 am,
(every other word is "Umm...")
humming me to sleep.
by Kimberly Sowell
This is like a dream......
Usually it''s a good one.
Sometimes it gets fucked.
by Tony's Grandpa
Like I said before,
"A-G come and blow me up
with a naughty smile."
by Tony's Grandpa
You can''t say "Watch OUT!"
Threats online are for pussies!
My back is covered.
by Tony's Grandpa
It''s about the trip,
so sit back and hear me out.
What''s up with the Rage?
by Tony's Grandpa
YO Sticky Panties!
Don''t get yourself in a wad.
Relax......take it in!
by Tony's Grandpa
In my orgo lab
I caused a big accident:
Erlenmeyer flask
by atomic girl
I used to write stuff
it was good, like Robert Smith
Now: only haiku
by atomic girl
when you have angered
stickypants and atomic,
you best watch your back
by atomic girl
She kicked many a boy
Then I drew pictures of darts
going into them
by stickypants
hey Tony''s grandpa
Atomic girl is my sis
she''ll kick your ace good
by stickypants
Pigs can''t just fly
They''re not supposed to
When will it happen
by GardenFresh of Burlington, U.S.A.
my brother once said
the last haiku to myself
its about weiners
by Stickypants
A Little chick-eye
chick a chick a chick a chick
a little chick eye
by Stickypants
I have three sisters
Just like the fried chicken place
Only less greasy
by Stickypants
yo dog, whats up G?
I be cruisin fo'' some shit
ya best smoke me up
by Stickypants
Yesterday I learned
Some people don''t like sharp things
up their butty butts
by Stickypants
If I lift that sheet
I can see your naked butt
Naked, and butty
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My hollowed pumpkin
Resembles Shane McGowan
Only oranger
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Do you Halloween?
Are you naked under there?
Will you lift it up?
by SHAGGYDOO
Australia
It''s a place way down under
Ladies are Fiiiinnnnneeee there!
by SHAGGYDOO
At the bottem of
An Ernest and Julio
Is a true story
by SHAGGYDOO
Clooney and a gun
It seems we have a hero
Other than Arnold
by SHAGGYDOO
My old Grandfather
Is one rightous mother dude
Have a cigar Dad!
by SHAGGYDOO
