hey Tony''s grandpa
Atomic girl is my sis
she''ll kick your ace good
by stickypants
Pigs can''t just fly
They''re not supposed to
When will it happen
by GardenFresh of Burlington, U.S.A.
my brother once said
the last haiku to myself
its about weiners
by Stickypants
A Little chick-eye
chick a chick a chick a chick
a little chick eye
by Stickypants
I have three sisters
Just like the fried chicken place
Only less greasy
by Stickypants
yo dog, whats up G?
I be cruisin fo'' some shit
ya best smoke me up
by Stickypants
Yesterday I learned
Some people don''t like sharp things
up their butty butts
by Stickypants
If I lift that sheet
I can see your naked butt
Naked, and butty
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My hollowed pumpkin
Resembles Shane McGowan
Only oranger
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Do you Halloween?
Are you naked under there?
Will you lift it up?
by SHAGGYDOO
Australia
It''s a place way down under
Ladies are Fiiiinnnnneeee there!
by SHAGGYDOO
At the bottem of
An Ernest and Julio
Is a true story
by SHAGGYDOO
Clooney and a gun
It seems we have a hero
Other than Arnold
by SHAGGYDOO
My old Grandfather
Is one rightous mother dude
Have a cigar Dad!
by SHAGGYDOO
Oh the wicked life
that you children like to live
makes me long for youth
by Tony's Grandpa
The Leaves are falling
like the hair from my region
south of the border.
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey Atomic Girl
Can you blow me up in style
with a naughty smile
by Tony's Grandpa
my brother ryan
wrote about his stomach too:
that poopie poem
by Atomic Girl
the pit in my heart
moves down into my stomach;
i hunger for her
by Atomic Girl
against the doorway
in the dark you held me up
with just 2 fingers
by Atomic Girl
she asked for my hand
I said you may have it;
but the rest is mine.
by Atomic Girl
You drool like a dog
It frightens little children
Put it in your mouth
by Grabedwrong of U.S.A.
Pigeon in the street
Must have been hit by a car
Wish I had some bread
by Loose Bruce of Piedmont,
some foxes are dumb
maybe he is a squirrel
his nuts are salty
by Kackarott
Skinny Pete likes feet
he makes them bloody and raw
who cares, lets drink more!
by Kackarott
i crushed a squirrel
should have used the phone wires
what a dumb motherfucker
by theFOX
snowman is my friend
one day his hat got knocked off
he got damn quiet!
by theFOX
oh my god sanjay
we need one hundred ten bowls
shit for the masses
by Kackarott
merge or not to merge
skull crazy laughing with rage
damn thats my exit
by Kackarott
It''s like Whoa! hey Man
you know that jerry lives on
in his ties and stuff
by rightonbrother of san Fran man, gratefulnation
Gay? never! but the
Problem with pussy-- Often
Attached to a Kunt
by Miss Awgynist
Bad donkeys mount me
now who is the ass you fuck
make love to the whip
by Kackarott
I told you be safe
cats on fire are quite fast
now look at nana
by Kackarott
dead car battery
keys in ignition mock me
but i have cable
by Anonymous Poet
bearded gay killer
stalks my penis with envy
i must quit my job
by Kackarott of Meffa, US OF A
spoogle zim fripnop
fleemgribble blorgo poot poot
griksnurf, flong squeep klorg
by Anonymous Poet
taters, spuds ahoy,
rolling like tuberous seas,
veggie adventure
by Anonymous Poet
i watch you down there
head moving so deliberate
suck suck suck baby
by Thunder Stork
broad apocalypse
good thing I saved the baby
that''s some good eatin
by Hollywood Bonfire
counter girls black ass
I''d like to build a house there
honey shake limbic
by Hollywood Bonfire
titties are like beer;
they make my tongue lose its taste,
and my eyes get crossed
by Thunder Stork
la poisson est morte
a fishy frozen moment
end of story : fin
by ash
excess alcohol
feeling the after effects
barking in the bowl
by ash
The man''s body bleeds
onto the floor where he lays dripping
he has been stabbed
by Monkfish
The fruit of nature
soft and harmless unlike
machines, the fruit of man.
by Monkfish
Happy children play
Summer sun bakes overhead
Dog poops on my shoe
by eroc
Candlelight flickers
Smoothness revealed on her face
Peanuts in my poop
by eroc
Dreams still lingering
Sleepy eyes dreary and new
Morning poops feel good
by eroc
Watching clouds, dreaming
Cool wind blows across my face
Poop on my girlfriend
by eroc
wake up on night shift
cheek glued to desk by my drool
think : must get a life
by ash
