snowman is my friend
one day his hat got knocked off
he got damn quiet!

oh my god sanjay
we need one hundred ten bowls
shit for the masses

merge or not to merge
skull crazy laughing with rage
damn thats my exit

It''s like Whoa! hey Man
you know that jerry lives on
in his ties and stuff

Gay? never! but the
Problem with pussy-- Often
Attached to a Kunt

Bad donkeys mount me
now who is the ass you fuck
make love to the whip

I told you be safe
cats on fire are quite fast
now look at nana

dead car battery
keys in ignition mock me
but i have cable

bearded gay killer
stalks my penis with envy
i must quit my job

spoogle zim fripnop
fleemgribble blorgo poot poot
griksnurf, flong squeep klorg

taters, spuds ahoy,
rolling like tuberous seas,
veggie adventure

i watch you down there
head moving so deliberate
suck suck suck baby

broad apocalypse
good thing I saved the baby
that''s some good eatin

counter girls black ass
I''d like to build a house there
honey shake limbic

titties are like beer;
they make my tongue lose its taste,
and my eyes get crossed

la poisson est morte
a fishy frozen moment
end of story : fin

excess alcohol
feeling the after effects
barking in the bowl

The man''s body bleeds
onto the floor where he lays dripping
he has been stabbed

The fruit of nature
soft and harmless unlike
machines, the fruit of man.

Happy children play
Summer sun bakes overhead
Dog poops on my shoe

Candlelight flickers
Smoothness revealed on her face
Peanuts in my poop

Dreams still lingering
Sleepy eyes dreary and new
Morning poops feel good

Watching clouds, dreaming
Cool wind blows across my face
Poop on my girlfriend

wake up on night shift
cheek glued to desk by my drool
think : must get a life

mynahs build their nest
till i ascend as shiva
die you bastards die

come live in Humboldt
put your armpit hair in braids
have sex with the trees

sunrise kisses dew
the bees enrich the garden
my jizz on her face

jason hacks teen bods
blood and viscera splatter
the peasants rejoice

wide-eyed innocence
in those keds with powerballs
kids are so stupid

rank buds of commersh
a piss soaked superhero
straight from the cellar

Stay home from school sick
No one here-do it Loki!
Mom caught me with dog.

Steam rises from me
my wet skin in the bathroom
Daddy that''s incest!

My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"

My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"

Silver unicorn
Suspended in that crevasse
Claustrophobia?

Grind that stiletto
Into that man''s hot Bovril
I know he likes it

A man in a wig
Tries hard to win my respect
But fails, dismally

hot ass booby time
nipple cookie finger pie
kickbox grandma down

Jill sugar danish
can i slap you face with cock?
me shit itch some bad

Click here for a good time
You stupid son-of-a-bitch
Piss on my hot bod.

Cute fluffy bunny
Springtime flowers sweetly wave

Hot sex with a corpse

Drinks sloshed gently
Stiff smiles fixed on guests faces
The cancer grows

Getting excited
I hastily typed in dead
hot sex with a corpse

Furry puppies play
A pleasant walk through the park
Hot sex with a dead corpse

The sun shines brightly
A bunch of birds fly away
Hot sex with a corpse

I''m thinking of u..
Yeah U ... Oh sssshit
I gotta puke!

your mom''s fat dark cock
peeks from beneath her loincloth
as she jumps the fire

reeling from the fumes
in my white collar disguise
I huff gas freely

with each piss at work
I grow closer to my goal
fifty coke cans full

o nasal discharge
with so much wasted protein
plus potassium