Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 355 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

i crushed a squirrel
should have used the phone wires
what a dumb motherfucker
Haiku # 2315, October 21, 1999 7:41 am ET
by theFOX
snowman is my friend
one day his hat got knocked off
he got damn quiet!
Haiku # 2314, October 21, 1999 7:30 am ET
by theFOX
oh my god sanjay
we need one hundred ten bowls
shit for the masses
Haiku # 2313, October 21, 1999 7:24 am ET
by Kackarott
merge or not to merge
skull crazy laughing with rage
damn thats my exit
Haiku # 2312, October 20, 1999 6:56 pm ET
by Kackarott
It''s like Whoa! hey Man
you know that jerry lives on
in his ties and stuff
Haiku # 2311, October 20, 1999 6:25 pm ET
by rightonbrother of san Fran man, gratefulnation
Gay? never! but the
Problem with pussy-- Often
Attached to a Kunt
Haiku # 2310, October 20, 1999 2:21 pm ET
by Miss Awgynist
Bad donkeys mount me
now who is the ass you fuck
make love to the whip
Haiku # 2309, October 19, 1999 8:20 pm ET
by Kackarott
I told you be safe
cats on fire are quite fast
now look at nana
Haiku # 2308, October 19, 1999 8:17 pm ET
by Kackarott
dead car battery
keys in ignition mock me
but i have cable
Haiku # 2307, October 19, 1999 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bearded gay killer
stalks my penis with envy
i must quit my job
Haiku # 2306, October 19, 1999 7:58 pm ET
by Kackarott of Meffa, US OF A
spoogle zim fripnop
fleemgribble blorgo poot poot
griksnurf, flong squeep klorg
Haiku # 2305, October 19, 1999 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
taters, spuds ahoy,
rolling like tuberous seas,
veggie adventure
Haiku # 2304, October 19, 1999 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i watch you down there
head moving so deliberate
suck suck suck baby
Haiku # 2303, October 19, 1999 6:20 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
broad apocalypse
good thing I saved the baby
that''s some good eatin
Haiku # 2302, October 19, 1999 5:22 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
counter girls black ass
I''d like to build a house there
honey shake limbic
Haiku # 2301, October 19, 1999 5:20 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
titties are like beer;
they make my tongue lose its taste,
and my eyes get crossed
Haiku # 2300, October 18, 1999 11:27 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
la poisson est morte
a fishy frozen moment
end of story : fin
Haiku # 2299, October 18, 1999 6:50 pm ET
by ash
excess alcohol
feeling the after effects
barking in the bowl
Haiku # 2298, October 18, 1999 6:36 pm ET
by ash
The man''s body bleeds
onto the floor where he lays dripping
he has been stabbed
Haiku # 2297, October 18, 1999 5:53 am ET
by Monkfish
The fruit of nature
soft and harmless unlike
machines, the fruit of man.
Haiku # 2296, October 18, 1999 5:52 am ET
by Monkfish
Happy children play
Summer sun bakes overhead
Dog poops on my shoe
Haiku # 2295, October 17, 1999 11:38 pm ET
by eroc
Candlelight flickers
Smoothness revealed on her face
Peanuts in my poop
Haiku # 2294, October 17, 1999 11:33 pm ET
by eroc
Dreams still lingering
Sleepy eyes dreary and new
Morning poops feel good
Haiku # 2293, October 17, 1999 11:28 pm ET
by eroc
Watching clouds, dreaming
Cool wind blows across my face
Poop on my girlfriend
Haiku # 2292, October 17, 1999 11:16 pm ET
by eroc
wake up on night shift
cheek glued to desk by my drool
think : must get a life
Haiku # 2291, October 17, 1999 7:46 pm ET
by ash
mynahs build their nest
till i ascend as shiva
die you bastards die
Haiku # 2290, October 17, 1999 7:41 pm ET
by ash
come live in Humboldt
put your armpit hair in braids
have sex with the trees
Haiku # 2289, October 16, 1999 6:01 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
sunrise kisses dew
the bees enrich the garden
my jizz on her face
Haiku # 2288, October 16, 1999 10:23 am ET
by chris
jason hacks teen bods
blood and viscera splatter
the peasants rejoice
Haiku # 2287, October 16, 1999 10:20 am ET
by chris
wide-eyed innocence
in those keds with powerballs
kids are so stupid
Haiku # 2286, October 16, 1999 10:15 am ET
by chris
rank buds of commersh
a piss soaked superhero
straight from the cellar
Haiku # 2285, October 16, 1999 5:56 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Stay home from school sick
No one here-do it Loki!
Mom caught me with dog.
Haiku # 2284, October 15, 1999 8:14 pm ET
by Ivy of El Aay, wow.
Steam rises from me
my wet skin in the bathroom
Daddy that''s incest!
Haiku # 2283, October 15, 1999 7:58 pm ET
by Ivy of El Aay, wow.
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
Haiku # 2282, October 15, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by oldnasty of LBC,
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
Haiku # 2281, October 15, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by oldnasty of LBC,
Silver unicorn
Suspended in that crevasse
Claustrophobia?
Haiku # 2280, October 15, 1999 11:26 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Grind that stiletto
Into that man''s hot Bovril
I know he likes it
Haiku # 2279, October 15, 1999 11:15 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A man in a wig
Tries hard to win my respect
But fails, dismally
Haiku # 2278, October 15, 1999 11:12 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
hot ass booby time
nipple cookie finger pie
kickbox grandma down
Haiku # 2277, October 14, 1999 10:33 pm ET
by Extension Sauce
Jill sugar danish
can i slap you face with cock?
me shit itch some bad
Haiku # 2276, October 14, 1999 10:23 pm ET
by Extension Sauce
Click here for a good time
You stupid son-of-a-bitch
Piss on my hot bod.
Haiku # 2275, October 14, 1999 10:11 pm ET
by Stanlee the Manlee Christians of aswhipped bitch
Cute fluffy bunny
Springtime flowers sweetly wave

Hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2274, October 14, 1999 10:06 pm ET
by CODE BLEU
Drinks sloshed gently
Stiff smiles fixed on guests faces
The cancer grows
Haiku # 2273, October 14, 1999 9:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Getting excited
I hastily typed in dead
hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2272, October 14, 1999 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Furry puppies play
A pleasant walk through the park
Hot sex with a dead corpse
Haiku # 2271, October 14, 1999 7:36 pm ET
by Code Blue
The sun shines brightly
A bunch of birds fly away
Hot sex with a corpse
Haiku # 2270, October 14, 1999 7:32 pm ET
by Code Blue
I''m thinking of u..
Yeah U ... Oh sssshit
I gotta puke!
Haiku # 2269, October 14, 1999 3:11 pm ET
by JiLL WiLLiAmS of Bakersfield, United Hates
your mom''s fat dark cock
peeks from beneath her loincloth
as she jumps the fire
Haiku # 2268, October 14, 1999 8:56 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
reeling from the fumes
in my white collar disguise
I huff gas freely
Haiku # 2267, October 14, 1999 8:54 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
with each piss at work
I grow closer to my goal
fifty coke cans full
Haiku # 2266, October 14, 1999 8:49 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
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