Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 357 Days and 77342 Haiku later...

Oh the wicked life
that you children like to live
makes me long for youth
Haiku # 2326, October 21, 1999 6:04 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
The Leaves are falling
like the hair from my region
south of the border.
Haiku # 2325, October 21, 1999 6:01 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey Atomic Girl
Can you blow me up in style
with a naughty smile
Haiku # 2324, October 21, 1999 5:58 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
my brother ryan
wrote about his stomach too:
that poopie poem
Haiku # 2323, October 21, 1999 11:28 am ET
by Atomic Girl
the pit in my heart
moves down into my stomach;
i hunger for her
Haiku # 2322, October 21, 1999 11:27 am ET
by Atomic Girl
against the doorway
in the dark you held me up
with just 2 fingers
Haiku # 2321, October 21, 1999 11:27 am ET
by Atomic Girl
she asked for my hand
I said you may have it;
but the rest is mine.
Haiku # 2320, October 21, 1999 11:25 am ET
by Atomic Girl
You drool like a dog
It frightens little children
Put it in your mouth
Haiku # 2319, October 21, 1999 10:12 am ET
by Grabedwrong of U.S.A.
Pigeon in the street
Must have been hit by a car
Wish I had some bread
Haiku # 2318, October 21, 1999 9:00 am ET
by Loose Bruce of Piedmont,
some foxes are dumb
maybe he is a squirrel
his nuts are salty
Haiku # 2317, October 21, 1999 8:18 am ET
by Kackarott
Skinny Pete likes feet
he makes them bloody and raw
who cares, lets drink more!
Haiku # 2316, October 21, 1999 7:45 am ET
by Kackarott
i crushed a squirrel
should have used the phone wires
what a dumb motherfucker
Haiku # 2315, October 21, 1999 7:41 am ET
by theFOX
snowman is my friend
one day his hat got knocked off
he got damn quiet!
Haiku # 2314, October 21, 1999 7:30 am ET
by theFOX
oh my god sanjay
we need one hundred ten bowls
shit for the masses
Haiku # 2313, October 21, 1999 7:24 am ET
by Kackarott
merge or not to merge
skull crazy laughing with rage
damn thats my exit
Haiku # 2312, October 20, 1999 6:56 pm ET
by Kackarott
It''s like Whoa! hey Man
you know that jerry lives on
in his ties and stuff
Haiku # 2311, October 20, 1999 6:25 pm ET
by rightonbrother of san Fran man, gratefulnation
Gay? never! but the
Problem with pussy-- Often
Attached to a Kunt
Haiku # 2310, October 20, 1999 2:21 pm ET
by Miss Awgynist
Bad donkeys mount me
now who is the ass you fuck
make love to the whip
Haiku # 2309, October 19, 1999 8:20 pm ET
by Kackarott
I told you be safe
cats on fire are quite fast
now look at nana
Haiku # 2308, October 19, 1999 8:17 pm ET
by Kackarott
dead car battery
keys in ignition mock me
but i have cable
Haiku # 2307, October 19, 1999 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bearded gay killer
stalks my penis with envy
i must quit my job
Haiku # 2306, October 19, 1999 7:58 pm ET
by Kackarott of Meffa, US OF A
spoogle zim fripnop
fleemgribble blorgo poot poot
griksnurf, flong squeep klorg
Haiku # 2305, October 19, 1999 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
taters, spuds ahoy,
rolling like tuberous seas,
veggie adventure
Haiku # 2304, October 19, 1999 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i watch you down there
head moving so deliberate
suck suck suck baby
Haiku # 2303, October 19, 1999 6:20 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
broad apocalypse
good thing I saved the baby
that''s some good eatin
Haiku # 2302, October 19, 1999 5:22 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
counter girls black ass
I''d like to build a house there
honey shake limbic
Haiku # 2301, October 19, 1999 5:20 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
titties are like beer;
they make my tongue lose its taste,
and my eyes get crossed
Haiku # 2300, October 18, 1999 11:27 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
la poisson est morte
a fishy frozen moment
end of story : fin
Haiku # 2299, October 18, 1999 6:50 pm ET
by ash
excess alcohol
feeling the after effects
barking in the bowl
Haiku # 2298, October 18, 1999 6:36 pm ET
by ash
The man''s body bleeds
onto the floor where he lays dripping
he has been stabbed
Haiku # 2297, October 18, 1999 5:53 am ET
by Monkfish
The fruit of nature
soft and harmless unlike
machines, the fruit of man.
Haiku # 2296, October 18, 1999 5:52 am ET
by Monkfish
Happy children play
Summer sun bakes overhead
Dog poops on my shoe
Haiku # 2295, October 17, 1999 11:38 pm ET
by eroc
Candlelight flickers
Smoothness revealed on her face
Peanuts in my poop
Haiku # 2294, October 17, 1999 11:33 pm ET
by eroc
Dreams still lingering
Sleepy eyes dreary and new
Morning poops feel good
Haiku # 2293, October 17, 1999 11:28 pm ET
by eroc
Watching clouds, dreaming
Cool wind blows across my face
Poop on my girlfriend
Haiku # 2292, October 17, 1999 11:16 pm ET
by eroc
wake up on night shift
cheek glued to desk by my drool
think : must get a life
Haiku # 2291, October 17, 1999 7:46 pm ET
by ash
mynahs build their nest
till i ascend as shiva
die you bastards die
Haiku # 2290, October 17, 1999 7:41 pm ET
by ash
come live in Humboldt
put your armpit hair in braids
have sex with the trees
Haiku # 2289, October 16, 1999 6:01 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
sunrise kisses dew
the bees enrich the garden
my jizz on her face
Haiku # 2288, October 16, 1999 10:23 am ET
by chris
jason hacks teen bods
blood and viscera splatter
the peasants rejoice
Haiku # 2287, October 16, 1999 10:20 am ET
by chris
wide-eyed innocence
in those keds with powerballs
kids are so stupid
Haiku # 2286, October 16, 1999 10:15 am ET
by chris
rank buds of commersh
a piss soaked superhero
straight from the cellar
Haiku # 2285, October 16, 1999 5:56 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Stay home from school sick
No one here-do it Loki!
Mom caught me with dog.
Haiku # 2284, October 15, 1999 8:14 pm ET
by Ivy of El Aay, wow.
Steam rises from me
my wet skin in the bathroom
Daddy that''s incest!
Haiku # 2283, October 15, 1999 7:58 pm ET
by Ivy of El Aay, wow.
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
Haiku # 2282, October 15, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by oldnasty of LBC,
My baby''s mama
sez she need to be in love
I sez "Whassup Bitch!"
Haiku # 2281, October 15, 1999 1:43 pm ET
by oldnasty of LBC,
Silver unicorn
Suspended in that crevasse
Claustrophobia?
Haiku # 2280, October 15, 1999 11:26 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Grind that stiletto
Into that man''s hot Bovril
I know he likes it
Haiku # 2279, October 15, 1999 11:15 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A man in a wig
Tries hard to win my respect
But fails, dismally
Haiku # 2278, October 15, 1999 11:12 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
hot ass booby time
nipple cookie finger pie
kickbox grandma down
Haiku # 2277, October 14, 1999 10:33 pm ET
by Extension Sauce
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