Some day I''ll go nuts,
and I''ll start shooting people
from a tall building.

class at 8 am,
(every other word is "Umm...")
humming me to sleep.

This is like a dream......
Usually it''s a good one.
Sometimes it gets fucked.

Like I said before,
"A-G come and blow me up
with a naughty smile."

You can''t say "Watch OUT!"
Threats online are for pussies!
My back is covered.

It''s about the trip,
so sit back and hear me out.
What''s up with the Rage?

YO Sticky Panties!
Don''t get yourself in a wad.
Relax......take it in!

In my orgo lab
I caused a big accident:
Erlenmeyer flask

I used to write stuff
it was good, like Robert Smith
Now: only haiku

when you have angered
stickypants and atomic,
you best watch your back

She kicked many a boy
Then I drew pictures of darts
going into them

hey Tony''s grandpa
Atomic girl is my sis
she''ll kick your ace good

Pigs can''t just fly
They''re not supposed to
When will it happen

my brother once said
the last haiku to myself
its about weiners

A Little chick-eye
chick a chick a chick a chick
a little chick eye

I have three sisters
Just like the fried chicken place
Only less greasy

yo dog, whats up G?
I be cruisin fo'' some shit
ya best smoke me up

Yesterday I learned
Some people don''t like sharp things
up their butty butts

If I lift that sheet
I can see your naked butt
Naked, and butty

My hollowed pumpkin
Resembles Shane McGowan
Only oranger

Do you Halloween?
Are you naked under there?
Will you lift it up?

Australia
It''s a place way down under
Ladies are Fiiiinnnnneeee there!

At the bottem of
An Ernest and Julio
Is a true story

Clooney and a gun
It seems we have a hero
Other than Arnold

My old Grandfather
Is one rightous mother dude
Have a cigar Dad!

Oh the wicked life
that you children like to live
makes me long for youth

The Leaves are falling
like the hair from my region
south of the border.

Hey Atomic Girl
Can you blow me up in style
with a naughty smile

my brother ryan
wrote about his stomach too:
that poopie poem

the pit in my heart
moves down into my stomach;
i hunger for her

against the doorway
in the dark you held me up
with just 2 fingers

she asked for my hand
I said you may have it;
but the rest is mine.

You drool like a dog
It frightens little children
Put it in your mouth

Pigeon in the street
Must have been hit by a car
Wish I had some bread

some foxes are dumb
maybe he is a squirrel
his nuts are salty

Skinny Pete likes feet
he makes them bloody and raw
who cares, lets drink more!

i crushed a squirrel
should have used the phone wires
what a dumb motherfucker

snowman is my friend
one day his hat got knocked off
he got damn quiet!

oh my god sanjay
we need one hundred ten bowls
shit for the masses

merge or not to merge
skull crazy laughing with rage
damn thats my exit

It''s like Whoa! hey Man
you know that jerry lives on
in his ties and stuff

Gay? never! but the
Problem with pussy-- Often
Attached to a Kunt

Bad donkeys mount me
now who is the ass you fuck
make love to the whip

I told you be safe
cats on fire are quite fast
now look at nana

dead car battery
keys in ignition mock me
but i have cable

bearded gay killer
stalks my penis with envy
i must quit my job

spoogle zim fripnop
fleemgribble blorgo poot poot
griksnurf, flong squeep klorg

taters, spuds ahoy,
rolling like tuberous seas,
veggie adventure

i watch you down there
head moving so deliberate
suck suck suck baby

broad apocalypse
good thing I saved the baby
that''s some good eatin