Instructions for Becoming a Solopsist:
Deny existence,
claiming truth applies only
To what you can prove.
by Kimberly Sowell
I wish I could sleep.
I feel like sleeping, but I
can''t make my eyes close.
by Kimberly Sowell
Why is suicide
illegal when it''s not a
choice, but an illness?
by Kimberly Sowell
Wanted: single male,
a virgin, and an artist,
no drugs, no violence.
by Kimberly Sowell
Some day I''ll go nuts,
and I''ll start shooting people
from a tall building.
by Kimberly Sowell
class at 8 am,
(every other word is "Umm...")
humming me to sleep.
by Kimberly Sowell
This is like a dream......
Usually it''s a good one.
Sometimes it gets fucked.
by Tony's Grandpa
Like I said before,
"A-G come and blow me up
with a naughty smile."
by Tony's Grandpa
You can''t say "Watch OUT!"
Threats online are for pussies!
My back is covered.
by Tony's Grandpa
It''s about the trip,
so sit back and hear me out.
What''s up with the Rage?
by Tony's Grandpa
YO Sticky Panties!
Don''t get yourself in a wad.
Relax......take it in!
by Tony's Grandpa
In my orgo lab
I caused a big accident:
Erlenmeyer flask
by atomic girl
I used to write stuff
it was good, like Robert Smith
Now: only haiku
by atomic girl
when you have angered
stickypants and atomic,
you best watch your back
by atomic girl
She kicked many a boy
Then I drew pictures of darts
going into them
by stickypants
hey Tony''s grandpa
Atomic girl is my sis
she''ll kick your ace good
by stickypants
Pigs can''t just fly
They''re not supposed to
When will it happen
by GardenFresh of Burlington, U.S.A.
my brother once said
the last haiku to myself
its about weiners
by Stickypants
A Little chick-eye
chick a chick a chick a chick
a little chick eye
by Stickypants
I have three sisters
Just like the fried chicken place
Only less greasy
by Stickypants
yo dog, whats up G?
I be cruisin fo'' some shit
ya best smoke me up
by Stickypants
Yesterday I learned
Some people don''t like sharp things
up their butty butts
by Stickypants
If I lift that sheet
I can see your naked butt
Naked, and butty
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My hollowed pumpkin
Resembles Shane McGowan
Only oranger
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Do you Halloween?
Are you naked under there?
Will you lift it up?
by SHAGGYDOO
Australia
It''s a place way down under
Ladies are Fiiiinnnnneeee there!
by SHAGGYDOO
At the bottem of
An Ernest and Julio
Is a true story
by SHAGGYDOO
Clooney and a gun
It seems we have a hero
Other than Arnold
by SHAGGYDOO
My old Grandfather
Is one rightous mother dude
Have a cigar Dad!
by SHAGGYDOO
Oh the wicked life
that you children like to live
makes me long for youth
by Tony's Grandpa
The Leaves are falling
like the hair from my region
south of the border.
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey Atomic Girl
Can you blow me up in style
with a naughty smile
by Tony's Grandpa
my brother ryan
wrote about his stomach too:
that poopie poem
by Atomic Girl
the pit in my heart
moves down into my stomach;
i hunger for her
by Atomic Girl
against the doorway
in the dark you held me up
with just 2 fingers
by Atomic Girl
she asked for my hand
I said you may have it;
but the rest is mine.
by Atomic Girl
You drool like a dog
It frightens little children
Put it in your mouth
by Grabedwrong of U.S.A.
Pigeon in the street
Must have been hit by a car
Wish I had some bread
by Loose Bruce of Piedmont,
some foxes are dumb
maybe he is a squirrel
his nuts are salty
by Kackarott
Skinny Pete likes feet
he makes them bloody and raw
who cares, lets drink more!
by Kackarott
i crushed a squirrel
should have used the phone wires
what a dumb motherfucker
by theFOX
snowman is my friend
one day his hat got knocked off
he got damn quiet!
by theFOX
oh my god sanjay
we need one hundred ten bowls
shit for the masses
by Kackarott
merge or not to merge
skull crazy laughing with rage
damn thats my exit
by Kackarott
It''s like Whoa! hey Man
you know that jerry lives on
in his ties and stuff
by rightonbrother of san Fran man, gratefulnation
Gay? never! but the
Problem with pussy-- Often
Attached to a Kunt
by Miss Awgynist
Bad donkeys mount me
now who is the ass you fuck
make love to the whip
by Kackarott
I told you be safe
cats on fire are quite fast
now look at nana
by Kackarott
dead car battery
keys in ignition mock me
but i have cable
by Anonymous Poet
bearded gay killer
stalks my penis with envy
i must quit my job
by Kackarott of Meffa, US OF A
