gurgle gurgle snarf
razzle smack hummer dingdong
careful of rug burn
by angel
I wonder what it
must feel like, waking beside
someone who loves you.
by Kimberly Sowell
hard-ass militant
girly-girl with a nice chest
which is really me?
by angel
i love my friend kim
like i love my fav''rite bear
i am not this nice
by angel
Angel the red haired
vixen twists in her chair as
we laugh together.
by Kimberly Sowell
brown hair and strong arms
sweetest smile and big brown eyes
that i''ll never have
by weaselgirl
sentimental shit
gets me on my softer side
fuck relationships
by angel
I like hairy legs:
The soft feeling against my
sheets as I move them.
by Kimberly Sowell
i''m not vindictive
i swear, it''s all good clean fun
death is not a sport
by angel
smiley emily
not any of the nice ones
she deserves to die
by angel
foreign girls are fun
and yes they do shave their legs
but i''m still hairy
by angel
Proud of my morals,
Virginity is a rare
and precious treasure.
by Kimberly Sowell
sex! yes it is fun
but too much can be too much
just finish dammit!
by angel
If I could have one
wish, then Janet would have been
aborted, for sure.
by Kimberly Sowell
comic book treaties
and fictional combat scenes
leech the intellect
by angel
breathe deep alcohol
smile, glance, enjoy your youth
your liver is toast
by angel
emily the bitch
stabbed us in our backs today
revenge comes sweetly
by angel
oop, I forgot that
the word "borrow" is always
polysyllabic.
by Kimberly Sowell
dragonsnail''s not sane
dragonman''s not anyone''s-
angel''s not that pure
by angel
Angel is a slut
who likes to fuck at random.
Just ask Ryan B.
by Kimberly Sowell
Pubic hair on his
soap, I ask if I can borrow...
shower fantasy.
by Kimberly Sowell
weasels taste furry-
take out the hair taste
and inhale deeply
by angel
Oh clump of shit on
my front lawn, my feet slip down
into your soft warmth.
by Kimberly Sowell
sex in the shower
should be avoided by all
it is quite sticky
by ange
I think I might be
a Mall Santa Clause this year.
Wouldn''t that be cool?!
by Tony's Grandpa
Hops, barley, and yeast
Brewed to perfection for me
Feel like passing out
by HaiPoo of USA
Garlic butter drips
From my quattro formaggi
Staining my trousers
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Cross my palm with gold;
Silver is for losers, boy.
Now then. Pick a card..
by Scrunty Hardbody
Shiny black vinyl
Catches the light like a whore
Catches syphillis
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A bamboo bending
Is strangely reminiscent
Of your underpants
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Look hard enough and
You can see spaces between
The little spaces
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Why does the fresh mouth
Of a brand new girl taste like
Potato crocquettes?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Kenneth Extension
writes some really wonderful
poetry, I think.
by Kimberly Sowell
I live in Humboldt.
My armpit hair is in braids.
I have sex with trees.
I changed my lifestyle
because I thought that I should
obey Thunder Stork.
by Kimberly Sowell
If I had a knife,
I would thrust it into my
chest and kill myself.
by Kimberly Sowell
If I could capture
you as my personal slave,
I wouldn''t want to.
I want to hunt you
and keep you running away
until you can''t breathe.
by Kimberly Sowell
When will you love me?
"When Hell has frozen over."
Shall I sell my soul?
by Kimberly Sowell
I hope people don''t
take me too seriously
when I threaten them.
I''m really too shy
to murder anybody.
I just want respect.
by Kimberly Sowell
Fear me properly,
and there will be no reason
for me to kill you.
by Kimberly Sowell
Autumnal showers
Soak the earth on which I walk
In my green wellies
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
as your lips go blue
your brain says wa wa wa wa
nitrousphyxia
by ash
wafting on a breeze
big balsa dandelion
going up and up
by ash
--TWO DOG-DOO HAIKU--
The still morning air
Dawn''s light cast upon the mounds
Exudes quinessence
The midnight doo-drop
Dog loaf pinched as the world slept
Avowed by a waft---
by Richard of Chaparral,
Wrath, avarice, sloth,
pride, lust, envy, gluttony...
What time shall we start?
by Kimberly Sowell
Instructions for Becoming a Solopsist:
Deny existence,
claiming truth applies only
To what you can prove.
by Kimberly Sowell
I wish I could sleep.
I feel like sleeping, but I
can''t make my eyes close.
by Kimberly Sowell
Why is suicide
illegal when it''s not a
choice, but an illness?
by Kimberly Sowell
Wanted: single male,
a virgin, and an artist,
no drugs, no violence.
by Kimberly Sowell
Some day I''ll go nuts,
and I''ll start shooting people
from a tall building.
by Kimberly Sowell
class at 8 am,
(every other word is "Umm...")
humming me to sleep.
by Kimberly Sowell
