Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #2434
Walking through bamboo
The cute and furry panda
Stalks his human prey

The boy smiles, reaching
For some food as Panda jumps
and tears out his throat

Bloody and full the
Panda uses bamboo to
pick flesh from his teeth
Haiku #2434
Posted: October 25, 1999 7:27 am ET
Poet & location: Loose Bruce