WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
THIS SITE USED TO HAVE SOME CLASS
I WILL VOMIT NOW!
by one pissed off fool of tree loving Humboldt, Kanada
Walking through bamboo
The cute and furry panda
Stalks his human prey
The boy smiles, reaching
For some food as Panda jumps
and tears out his throat
Bloody and full the
Panda uses bamboo to
pick flesh from his teeth
by Loose Bruce
It`s overrated:
Waking beside a loved one.
The problem`s smegma.
by Scrunty Hardbody
she did her paper
smoked another cigarette
and thought about love
by angel
MY PENIS IN HAND!!!
RUB IT...,STROKE IT...,MAKE ME CUM!!!
WHO HAS THE TISSUES????
by FIRE RED JAKE
Sit on my face please
Let me eat you yum yum yum
nothing beats your cum
by BALLS
Ahoy, fair maiden
i believe i am your man
my nuts need flogging
by Thunder Stork
Submit to me or
I will whip you in the balls.
How would you like that?
by Kimberly Sowell
I like a bare box
Keep that pubic hair away
Eat it all day long
by HaiPoo
Y2K, MY ASS!!!!
We better stockpile food!!
YOU STUPID RETARDS!!
by BILLYBOY
Crazy cybersex
with two hot lesbians, yum
dispair... they were men
by Kackarott
Atlanta got hit
Lets go Atlanta Rally!!!!!
Big Hairy Red Bush
by BILLYBOY
Homer J. Simpson
He is Barney''s best buddy
Will he drink with me?
by HaiPoo
The Yankees suck dick
Derek Jeter is a queer
The Red Sox were hosed
by HaiPoo
Yankees, Yankees, suck!!!
We got robbed by umpires.
Die you bastards Die!!
by BILLYBOY
based on a true story
crashed my bike one time
my nuts got scabs and i cried
i was embarrased
by Kackarott
Big, fat, red-head, Jake
Loves dirty animal sex
Your pet is not safe
by HaiPoo of USA
Fat angel cant fly
his wings are covered in sweat
lay off the twinkies
by Kackarott
The Hippo kills me
cant go for two, kick is good!
what did you do!!! Nooooooo!
by Kackarott
You know that carpet
from the seventies? There''s a
reason it''s called "shag."
by Kimberly Sowell
That happened to me
once, Trisha, and I told the
teacher to stuff it.
by Kimberly Sowell
I made a sculpture
that expressed all of myself,
and the professor
made it demonstrate
what not to do. I am what
not to do, I guess.
by Trisha
Germans are dumb-fucks.
They spell "Canada" like this:
"Kanada." Fuck that.
by Trisha
Fuck the communists.
Fuck the Chinese hippy cults.
Fuck Martha Stewart.
by Kat-Krotch
Vanse was a good mouse
who died when I left her with
neighbors. Cheer up, Kim.
by Kat-Krotch
I miss Piper. The
sweetest rat who ever lived
died from loving me.
Pink nose, white whiskers,
that soft little tongue, licking
at my fingertips.
I loved the scaly
tail, the curly blue spot on
his forehead, pink toes.
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by Kimberly Sowell
Here''s my dilemma:
I''m sick of being alive;
I don''t want to die.
by Kimberly Sowell
Hey, Angel, I''m a
philosophy minor, so
don''t insult the stuff.
by Kimberly Sowell
don''t smoke the reefer!!
eat it instead, tastes better
doesn''t hurt the lungs
by angel
philosophy is
bullshit to make us feel grand
lacking intellect
by angel
birds sweetly singing
sound resounds through the morning
twelve birds, ten bullets
by angel
why this obsession
with massive fornication?
go save the world boy
by angel
insanity me
one good phrase in this pile
look for me insane
by angel
really, rugburn sucks
and lube gets on the carpet
more trouble than fun
by angel
When will that sweet young
man notice that I am real?
I need convincing.
by Kimberly Sowell
gurgle gurgle snarf
razzle smack hummer dingdong
careful of rug burn
by angel
I wonder what it
must feel like, waking beside
someone who loves you.
by Kimberly Sowell
hard-ass militant
girly-girl with a nice chest
which is really me?
by angel
i love my friend kim
like i love my fav''rite bear
i am not this nice
by angel
Angel the red haired
vixen twists in her chair as
we laugh together.
by Kimberly Sowell
brown hair and strong arms
sweetest smile and big brown eyes
that i''ll never have
by weaselgirl
sentimental shit
gets me on my softer side
fuck relationships
by angel
I like hairy legs:
The soft feeling against my
sheets as I move them.
by Kimberly Sowell
i''m not vindictive
i swear, it''s all good clean fun
death is not a sport
by angel
smiley emily
not any of the nice ones
she deserves to die
by angel
foreign girls are fun
and yes they do shave their legs
but i''m still hairy
by angel
Proud of my morals,
Virginity is a rare
and precious treasure.
by Kimberly Sowell
sex! yes it is fun
but too much can be too much
just finish dammit!
by angel
If I could have one
wish, then Janet would have been
aborted, for sure.
by Kimberly Sowell
comic book treaties
and fictional combat scenes
leech the intellect
by angel
