My flesh prickles at
your voice, shivering outward
like raw, plucked goose skin.

gently, my love, take
my hair in your fingers and
pull my lips to yours.

She`s a good girl, so
careful not to use the "L"
word. She`ll say "Hate," though.

Whip me, hurt me, ungh.
Yeah, like that. Harder, shove the
handle in my ass.

umbilical scar,
belly button, birth cable,
I lick the round hole.

When I was a child,
I fantasized about a
swinging leather belt.

Tall Paul sang me to
sleep last night, and I`m not sure
quite how to thank him.

Anal sex does not
count against a person&#/s worth
in a moral sense.

Scrunty Hardbody,
I didn''t think about the
smegma issue. Thanks.

Thunder Stork, are you
a masochist, or are you
just being silly.

She curves like a vase,
the beautiful Tiffany
with delicate hands.

swift first wipe, paper tears
poop under my fingernails
no one wants to shake

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
THIS SITE USED TO HAVE SOME CLASS
I WILL VOMIT NOW!

Walking through bamboo
The cute and furry panda
Stalks his human prey

The boy smiles, reaching
For some food as Panda jumps
and tears out his throat

Bloody and full the
Panda uses bamboo to
pick flesh from his teeth

It`s overrated:
Waking beside a loved one.
The problem`s smegma.

she did her paper
smoked another cigarette
and thought about love

MY PENIS IN HAND!!!
RUB IT...,STROKE IT...,MAKE ME CUM!!!
WHO HAS THE TISSUES????

Sit on my face please
Let me eat you yum yum yum
nothing beats your cum

Ahoy, fair maiden
i believe i am your man
my nuts need flogging

Submit to me or
I will whip you in the balls.
How would you like that?

I like a bare box
Keep that pubic hair away
Eat it all day long

Y2K, MY ASS!!!!
We better stockpile food!!
YOU STUPID RETARDS!!

Crazy cybersex
with two hot lesbians, yum
dispair... they were men

Atlanta got hit
Lets go Atlanta Rally!!!!!
Big Hairy Red Bush

Homer J. Simpson
He is Barney''s best buddy
Will he drink with me?

The Yankees suck dick
Derek Jeter is a queer
The Red Sox were hosed

Yankees, Yankees, suck!!!
We got robbed by umpires.
Die you bastards Die!!

based on a true story

crashed my bike one time
my nuts got scabs and i cried
i was embarrased

Big, fat, red-head, Jake
Loves dirty animal sex
Your pet is not safe

Fat angel cant fly
his wings are covered in sweat
lay off the twinkies

The Hippo kills me
cant go for two, kick is good!
what did you do!!! Nooooooo!

You know that carpet
from the seventies? There''s a
reason it''s called "shag."

That happened to me
once, Trisha, and I told the
teacher to stuff it.

I made a sculpture
that expressed all of myself,
and the professor

made it demonstrate
what not to do. I am what
not to do, I guess.

Germans are dumb-fucks.
They spell "Canada" like this:
"Kanada." Fuck that.

Fuck the communists.
Fuck the Chinese hippy cults.
Fuck Martha Stewart.

Vanse was a good mouse
who died when I left her with
neighbors. Cheer up, Kim.

I miss Piper. The
sweetest rat who ever lived
died from loving me.

Pink nose, white whiskers,
that soft little tongue, licking
at my fingertips.

I loved the scaly
tail, the curly blue spot on
his forehead, pink toes.
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Here''s my dilemma:
I''m sick of being alive;
I don''t want to die.

Hey, Angel, I''m a
philosophy minor, so
don''t insult the stuff.

don''t smoke the reefer!!
eat it instead, tastes better
doesn''t hurt the lungs

philosophy is
bullshit to make us feel grand
lacking intellect

birds sweetly singing
sound resounds through the morning
twelve birds, ten bullets

why this obsession
with massive fornication?
go save the world boy

insanity me
one good phrase in this pile
look for me insane

really, rugburn sucks
and lube gets on the carpet
more trouble than fun

When will that sweet young
man notice that I am real?
I need convincing.

gurgle gurgle snarf
razzle smack hummer dingdong
careful of rug burn

I wonder what it
must feel like, waking beside
someone who loves you.

hard-ass militant
girly-girl with a nice chest
which is really me?