Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

amber4ever!
she's so sweet, she'll break your heart
(and feed it to you)
Haiku # 23355, November 16, 2002 11:05 pm ET
by scotch (perpare for a serious abdominal workout)
forty buck ticket
plus transportation, of course
but dreaming is free
Haiku # 23354, November 16, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by scotch
going to hear blondie!
her heart may be made of glass
but it's still ticking
Haiku # 23353, November 16, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by scotch
spread across the pond
cold winter night reflecting
full moon cast so bright
Haiku # 23352, November 16, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
b'Doom bop! hey man!
yeah, this Cat, man, is jammin'!
...in an empty room.
Haiku # 23351, November 16, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
betty is my hen.
she has two wings and feathers.
i love my chicken.
Haiku # 23350, November 16, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by rodney the rooster of los angeles, ca
sad winter event
sleeping on an old cardboard
a vagabond: dead
Haiku # 23349, November 16, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by ponder that r us
Early morning sun
shines brightly through my window
and wakes my ass up ;)
Haiku # 23348, November 16, 2002 9:18 am ET
by some internet chick
Get your stinking paws
on me, you damned dirty ape;
more Jungle Foreplay
Haiku # 23347, November 15, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by onjaysun
Froggy floating in
a spaceship pen and Saturn's
rings are tasty flies
Haiku # 23346, November 15, 2002 3:34 pm ET
by onjaysun (beats working)
the weekend is here
soon i will see my true love
with him i'm happy.
Haiku # 23345, November 15, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Not a day goes by
that I do not wonder where
my true love is at
Haiku # 23344, November 15, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by some internet chick
Snow Falling down light
Twirling whirling coming fast
white and soft it comes
Haiku # 23343, November 15, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
jesus christ, i'm drunk
but k is admirable
grandma has a crock
Haiku # 23342, November 14, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by ap
K, thanks for the of-
-fer for the ride in your new
car, but I will pass
Haiku # 23341, November 14, 2002 6:50 pm ET
by some internet chick
in case of fire
do not use elevator
exit by the stairs
Haiku # 23340, November 14, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by ap - an accidental haiku seen today
Stars twinkle, stars shine
Hovering in the dark sky
I wish they were mine
Haiku # 23339, November 14, 2002 5:52 pm ET
by some internet chick
Haikus and Voodoo
Both can heal, both can hurt, both
better with ganja
Haiku # 23338, November 14, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by onjaysun
R.
Haiku # 23337, November 14, 2002 10:53 am ET
by R. of PT
They asked the wise man
How can you do all that work
Haiku # 23336, November 14, 2002 10:51 am ET
by R. of PT
mysterious poet
fun it's been but I must go
have a school to run
Haiku # 23335, November 14, 2002 10:47 am ET
by little dancers everywhere...et al
wise woman replies
couldn't agree with you more
play hard and live well
Haiku # 23334, November 14, 2002 10:46 am ET
by Subject: Life 101
Everything
Haiku # 23333, November 14, 2002 10:44 am ET
by R. of PT
The wise man explains
the one who sleeps wastes his time -
I must study more
Haiku # 23332, November 14, 2002 10:43 am ET
by R. of PT
Dice il saggio
chi dorme nulla stringe -
Devo studiare
Haiku # 23331, November 14, 2002 10:42 am ET
by R. of PT
all for the good it
is enough to think well and
all will be well, hhmmmm?
Haiku # 23330, November 14, 2002 10:41 am ET
by you did miss a syllable
Tout est pour le bien -
Il suffit de penser bien
et tout ira bien
Haiku # 23329, November 14, 2002 10:35 am ET
by R. of PT
on that last haiku?
rushing so - I blew last line!
"I know, Prints of Whales"!
Haiku # 23328, November 14, 2002 10:34 am ET
by ...better (barely)
Il troppo stroppia
Il silenzio e' d'oro -
Che ore sono?
Haiku # 23327, November 14, 2002 10:31 am ET
by R. of PT
what to hang in room?
(asked the aging Queen today)
"I know, Prince of Whales"
Haiku # 23326, November 14, 2002 10:26 am ET
by ...et al
Chi troppo sale -
Cade precipitevo
lissimevolment
Haiku # 23325, November 14, 2002 10:24 am ET
by R. of PT
Sopra la panca
la capra campa
Haiku # 23324, November 14, 2002 10:21 am ET
by R. of PT
Captain of the boat
Strange individual indeed
Drinks water from Nile
Haiku # 23323, November 14, 2002 10:19 am ET
by R. of PT
daruhvatz gyju
slippo laki mut bel gyz
splat plop snyzi git
Haiku # 23322, November 14, 2002 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
But on second thought
bad haiku is just like that -
Counting syl's for fun
Haiku # 23321, November 14, 2002 10:13 am ET
by R. of PT
Creativity
haven't tried for many years -
Maybe not for me
Haiku # 23320, November 14, 2002 10:07 am ET
by R. of PT
Boston gal sez, geeze!
only English here...puh-leeze
translating? it sux
Haiku # 23319, November 14, 2002 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Swed instructor said
A snorkel is a snorkel
is a snorkel - yeah
Haiku # 23318, November 14, 2002 10:01 am ET
by R. of PT
Plongez! Decouvrez!
Au milieu de milles poissons -
C'est l'eternite'
Haiku # 23317, November 14, 2002 9:53 am ET
by R. of PT
no undu standa
when na you a speak a dat
fuhgedaboudit
Haiku # 23316, November 14, 2002 9:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Giu' sui fondali
Respiro nel boccaglio -
Vedo prodigi
Haiku # 23315, November 14, 2002 9:37 am ET
by R. of PT
through a flowered gate
"magnolia cemetery"
iron letters scrolled
Haiku # 23314, November 14, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
Giu' sui fondali
dalla mia maschera -
Scopro il creato
Haiku # 23313, November 14, 2002 9:34 am ET
by R. of PT
fast-moving river
littered with past-living leaves
nothing but autumn
Haiku # 23312, November 14, 2002 9:33 am ET
by Gwen
empty avenues
crowded with hundreds of cars
nothing but traffic
Haiku # 23311, November 14, 2002 9:32 am ET
by Boston gal
Vita divina
Donataci dal Cielo -
Celeste dono
Haiku # 23310, November 14, 2002 9:30 am ET
by R. of PT
Life is from Heaven
Bless the Lord every day -
Forever we will
Haiku # 23309, November 14, 2002 9:29 am ET
by R. of PT
Bad haiku's easy
Good poetry much less so -
Trying anyway
Haiku # 23308, November 14, 2002 9:23 am ET
by R. of PT
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku Haiku Haiku oh -
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku # 23307, November 14, 2002 9:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Oh Haiku Haiku
Oh Haiku Haiku Haiku -
Oh Haiku Haiku
Haiku # 23306, November 14, 2002 7:03 am ET
by R. of PT
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