Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

all for the good it
is enough to think well and
all will be well, hhmmmm?
Haiku # 23330, November 14, 2002 10:41 am ET
by you did miss a syllable
Tout est pour le bien -
Il suffit de penser bien
et tout ira bien
Haiku # 23329, November 14, 2002 10:35 am ET
by R. of PT
on that last haiku?
rushing so - I blew last line!
"I know, Prints of Whales"!
Haiku # 23328, November 14, 2002 10:34 am ET
by ...better (barely)
Il troppo stroppia
Il silenzio e' d'oro -
Che ore sono?
Haiku # 23327, November 14, 2002 10:31 am ET
by R. of PT
what to hang in room?
(asked the aging Queen today)
"I know, Prince of Whales"
Haiku # 23326, November 14, 2002 10:26 am ET
by ...et al
Chi troppo sale -
Cade precipitevo
lissimevolment
Haiku # 23325, November 14, 2002 10:24 am ET
by R. of PT
Sopra la panca
la capra campa
Haiku # 23324, November 14, 2002 10:21 am ET
by R. of PT
Captain of the boat
Strange individual indeed
Drinks water from Nile
Haiku # 23323, November 14, 2002 10:19 am ET
by R. of PT
daruhvatz gyju
slippo laki mut bel gyz
splat plop snyzi git
Haiku # 23322, November 14, 2002 10:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
But on second thought
bad haiku is just like that -
Counting syl's for fun
Haiku # 23321, November 14, 2002 10:13 am ET
by R. of PT
Creativity
haven't tried for many years -
Maybe not for me
Haiku # 23320, November 14, 2002 10:07 am ET
by R. of PT
Boston gal sez, geeze!
only English here...puh-leeze
translating? it sux
Haiku # 23319, November 14, 2002 10:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Swed instructor said
A snorkel is a snorkel
is a snorkel - yeah
Haiku # 23318, November 14, 2002 10:01 am ET
by R. of PT
Plongez! Decouvrez!
Au milieu de milles poissons -
C'est l'eternite'
Haiku # 23317, November 14, 2002 9:53 am ET
by R. of PT
no undu standa
when na you a speak a dat
fuhgedaboudit
Haiku # 23316, November 14, 2002 9:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Giu' sui fondali
Respiro nel boccaglio -
Vedo prodigi
Haiku # 23315, November 14, 2002 9:37 am ET
by R. of PT
through a flowered gate
"magnolia cemetery"
iron letters scrolled
Haiku # 23314, November 14, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
Giu' sui fondali
dalla mia maschera -
Scopro il creato
Haiku # 23313, November 14, 2002 9:34 am ET
by R. of PT
fast-moving river
littered with past-living leaves
nothing but autumn
Haiku # 23312, November 14, 2002 9:33 am ET
by Gwen
empty avenues
crowded with hundreds of cars
nothing but traffic
Haiku # 23311, November 14, 2002 9:32 am ET
by Boston gal
Vita divina
Donataci dal Cielo -
Celeste dono
Haiku # 23310, November 14, 2002 9:30 am ET
by R. of PT
Life is from Heaven
Bless the Lord every day -
Forever we will
Haiku # 23309, November 14, 2002 9:29 am ET
by R. of PT
Bad haiku's easy
Good poetry much less so -
Trying anyway
Haiku # 23308, November 14, 2002 9:23 am ET
by R. of PT
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku Haiku Haiku oh -
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku # 23307, November 14, 2002 9:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Oh Haiku Haiku
Oh Haiku Haiku Haiku -
Oh Haiku Haiku
Haiku # 23306, November 14, 2002 7:03 am ET
by R. of PT

so hey...internet
chick, how about you and your
kids come for a ride?
Haiku # 23305, November 13, 2002 11:24 pm ET
by k

alter-native fun-

da

mental

ism it's what
Burning Man's about....

Haiku # 23304, November 13, 2002 11:06 pm ET
by k
blah, blah, yadda, yah
## ### ##
*****
Haiku # 23303, November 13, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah!<>>><>
>,'>,<
Haiku # 23302, November 13, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is another
test for something else that's been
a problem <for some>.
Haiku # 23301, November 13, 2002 8:28 pm ET
by Adam
:>)
Haiku # 23300, November 13, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
:>
Haiku # 23299, November 13, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 23298, November 13, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is a test of
Bad Haiku's response to a
certain, uh, problem.
Haiku # 23297, November 13, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Adam (Bad Haiku's Tester)
Boss lady taps foot
Pierces me with gimlet eyes
What did I do now?
Haiku # 23296, November 13, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by titus wong
my sweet-ass Chevette
it's Audiovox booming
going to 8 Mile
Haiku # 23295, November 13, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
making some progress
internet chick does improve
thinks before she writes
Haiku # 23294, November 13, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Silence, a strangled
Telephone has forgotten
That it should ring
Haiku # 23293, November 13, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
"I'm tired of kids."
for the person who says this
there are no flowers
Haiku # 23292, November 13, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by some internet chick
Until yesterday
ignored what an haiku is -
Now I published 3
Haiku # 23291, November 13, 2002 10:10 am ET
by R. of PT
Five and one make six
Happy birthday Bad Haiku -
What a sincere wish
Haiku # 23290, November 13, 2002 10:07 am ET
by R. of PT
making history
six years of dreadful haiku
an accomplishment
Haiku # 23289, November 13, 2002 6:10 am ET
by ap
she's making coffee
she craves a buttered muffin
i shall oblige her
Haiku # 23288, November 13, 2002 6:07 am ET
by ap
6 years just today
Happy birthday bad haiku -
This one's really bad
Haiku # 23287, November 13, 2002 3:57 am ET
by R. of PT
isn't there enough
hate in this crummy ole world
cant we be nice here!?!
Haiku # 23286, November 12, 2002 11:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
shemhamforash and
if necessary let the
cappucino flow
Haiku # 23285, November 12, 2002 9:51 pm ET
by Mox
happy birthday site
full of thoughts and ridicule
like the rest of us
Haiku # 23284, November 12, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by ash
ap :p ;) xoxo
Haiku # 23283, November 12, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Mox
it is your big day
happy birthday bad haiku
six years way to go!!!
Haiku # 23282, November 12, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
6 years, 0 days.
Happy Birthday, Bad Haiku.
I like cake. (Mmm... cake.)
Haiku # 23281, November 12, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by Adam
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