Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Giu' sui fondali
Respiro nel boccaglio -
Vedo prodigi
Haiku # 23315, November 14, 2002 9:37 am ET
by R. of PT
through a flowered gate
"magnolia cemetery"
iron letters scrolled
Haiku # 23314, November 14, 2002 9:37 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
Giu' sui fondali
dalla mia maschera -
Scopro il creato
Haiku # 23313, November 14, 2002 9:34 am ET
by R. of PT
fast-moving river
littered with past-living leaves
nothing but autumn
Haiku # 23312, November 14, 2002 9:33 am ET
by Gwen
empty avenues
crowded with hundreds of cars
nothing but traffic
Haiku # 23311, November 14, 2002 9:32 am ET
by Boston gal
Vita divina
Donataci dal Cielo -
Celeste dono
Haiku # 23310, November 14, 2002 9:30 am ET
by R. of PT
Life is from Heaven
Bless the Lord every day -
Forever we will
Haiku # 23309, November 14, 2002 9:29 am ET
by R. of PT
Bad haiku's easy
Good poetry much less so -
Trying anyway
Haiku # 23308, November 14, 2002 9:23 am ET
by R. of PT
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku Haiku Haiku oh -
Haiku Haiku oh
Haiku # 23307, November 14, 2002 9:17 am ET
by R. of PT
Oh Haiku Haiku
Oh Haiku Haiku Haiku -
Oh Haiku Haiku
Haiku # 23306, November 14, 2002 7:03 am ET
by R. of PT

so hey...internet
chick, how about you and your
kids come for a ride?
Haiku # 23305, November 13, 2002 11:24 pm ET
by k

alter-native fun-

da

mental

ism it's what
Burning Man's about....

Haiku # 23304, November 13, 2002 11:06 pm ET
by k
blah, blah, yadda, yah
## ### ##
*****
Haiku # 23303, November 13, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah!<>>><>
>,'>,<
Haiku # 23302, November 13, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is another
test for something else that's been
a problem <for some>.
Haiku # 23301, November 13, 2002 8:28 pm ET
by Adam
:>)
Haiku # 23300, November 13, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
:>
Haiku # 23299, November 13, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
<
Haiku # 23298, November 13, 2002 8:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is a test of
Bad Haiku's response to a
certain, uh, problem.
Haiku # 23297, November 13, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Adam (Bad Haiku's Tester)
Boss lady taps foot
Pierces me with gimlet eyes
What did I do now?
Haiku # 23296, November 13, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by titus wong
my sweet-ass Chevette
it's Audiovox booming
going to 8 Mile
Haiku # 23295, November 13, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
making some progress
internet chick does improve
thinks before she writes
Haiku # 23294, November 13, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Silence, a strangled
Telephone has forgotten
That it should ring
Haiku # 23293, November 13, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
"I'm tired of kids."
for the person who says this
there are no flowers
Haiku # 23292, November 13, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by some internet chick
Until yesterday
ignored what an haiku is -
Now I published 3
Haiku # 23291, November 13, 2002 10:10 am ET
by R. of PT
Five and one make six
Happy birthday Bad Haiku -
What a sincere wish
Haiku # 23290, November 13, 2002 10:07 am ET
by R. of PT
making history
six years of dreadful haiku
an accomplishment
Haiku # 23289, November 13, 2002 6:10 am ET
by ap
she's making coffee
she craves a buttered muffin
i shall oblige her
Haiku # 23288, November 13, 2002 6:07 am ET
by ap
6 years just today
Happy birthday bad haiku -
This one's really bad
Haiku # 23287, November 13, 2002 3:57 am ET
by R. of PT
isn't there enough
hate in this crummy ole world
cant we be nice here!?!
Haiku # 23286, November 12, 2002 11:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
shemhamforash and
if necessary let the
cappucino flow
Haiku # 23285, November 12, 2002 9:51 pm ET
by Mox
happy birthday site
full of thoughts and ridicule
like the rest of us
Haiku # 23284, November 12, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by ash
ap :p ;) xoxo
Haiku # 23283, November 12, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Mox
it is your big day
happy birthday bad haiku
six years way to go!!!
Haiku # 23282, November 12, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
6 years, 0 days.
Happy Birthday, Bad Haiku.
I like cake. (Mmm... cake.)
Haiku # 23281, November 12, 2002 8:31 pm ET
by Adam
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 23280, November 12, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Postal Service
Conveyor of your message
has no profit yet
Haiku # 23279, November 12, 2002 5:12 pm ET
by Alan Press
by the way "ap"
the storefront haiku...
very strong one
Haiku # 23278, November 12, 2002 4:12 pm ET
by Mox
the whole sense of loss
awakens the whole to the
outer worlds, islam

it did mean submit
to God, but how can men with
the sword live by it?
Haiku # 23277, November 12, 2002 4:10 pm ET
by Mox of how ironic
Boss lady calls me
Slams the phone when she hangs up
It's that time of month
Haiku # 23276, November 12, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by titus wong
and a happy one
to anyone whose birthday
occurred, late or soon
Haiku # 23275, November 12, 2002 2:35 pm ET
by sheena
belated thanks for
late and timely good wishes
scotch, mellie and ash
Haiku # 23274, November 12, 2002 2:34 pm ET
by sheena
SORRY LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN...LOL


Would Today BE it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Haiku # 23273, November 12, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by a bad haiku fan
Would Today it
the day to wish onjaysun
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Haiku # 23272, November 12, 2002 12:25 pm ET
by a bad haiku fan
Bring me that naughty
bit of crumpet to debauch
Good to be the King!
Haiku # 23271, November 12, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by onjaysun (6+32 years young today)
23 K plus
bad haikus written so far
on its 6th birthday
Haiku # 23270, November 12, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by A Bad Haiuku Fan
toking on a stoge
i could feel her gleaming stare
as i breathe out smoke
Haiku # 23269, November 12, 2002 8:08 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
toking on a stoge
i could feel her gleaming stare
as i breathe in smoke
Haiku # 23268, November 12, 2002 7:42 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
you know..some haikus
get very old, like grandma...
grandpa has a pussy
Haiku # 23267, November 12, 2002 2:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
art brings nothing new
it's all too derivative
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23266, November 12, 2002 1:43 am ET
by ash
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