Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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bad haikus written so far
on its 6th birthday
Haiku # 23270, November 12, 2002 12:22 pm ET
by A Bad Haiuku Fan
toking on a stoge
i could feel her gleaming stare
as i breathe out smoke
Haiku # 23269, November 12, 2002 8:08 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
toking on a stoge
i could feel her gleaming stare
as i breathe in smoke
Haiku # 23268, November 12, 2002 7:42 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
you know..some haikus
get very old, like grandma...
grandpa has a pussy
Haiku # 23267, November 12, 2002 2:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
art brings nothing new
it's all too derivative
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23266, November 12, 2002 1:43 am ET
by ash
a capricious breeze
teased leaves into ring of fire
for all to scatter
Haiku # 23265, November 11, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the storefront empty
Old Glory hangs wet in rain
war talk in the air

my vet friends are mad
beautiful, sleepless; living
in vain with dead pals
Haiku # 23264, November 11, 2002 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boss lady walks in
Heels clicking staccato
Better look busy
Haiku # 23263, November 11, 2002 3:52 pm ET
by titus wong
Who the hell goes to the Bronx?
Petersburg was worse...
ow, that's an ice pick.
Haiku # 23262, November 10, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by Mark of Brooklyn
self medication
and other catch phrases of
a psych world dabble
Haiku # 23261, November 10, 2002 10:40 am ET
by Mo
chew on radiohead
for now Miles and John do,
some more live jazz soon...
Haiku # 23260, November 9, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
two bovines banter
ramble on and chew the fat;
sits, observes, this cat.
Haiku # 23259, November 9, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by ComiCat of Joyzzzzzzzzey
of course once people
figure out they can submit
tags, hackers will come....
Haiku # 23258, November 8, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by k_who_once_previewed_a_redirect_but_did_not_submit_the_code
uploading pictures
should remain a mystery, a
black art...known to few....
Haiku # 23257, November 8, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by k
scotch! what a great site.
Reminds me of a certain
episode from TAL
Haiku # 23256, November 8, 2002 8:18 pm ET
by k
speaking of great finds
i found this website today
they'd take that ticket
Haiku # 23255, November 8, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by scotch
Maybe it should be
A feature..To be able
to upload pictures...
Haiku # 23254, November 8, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by Janis
Put any picture
On any server then make
A link in haiku.
Haiku # 23253, November 8, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by Janis to mellie of Toronto
it is odd, one keeps
going, rhyming, shaping
practicing, till those who

naysay, lay dead
Haiku # 23252, November 8, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
he may become me
a bitter Scorpio recluse...
best ignored, flame

of a dead soul extinguished
Haiku # 23251, November 8, 2002 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
revelations may
just be coming to pass, who
will hide from the mountain
when it falls?
Haiku # 23250, November 8, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some end their bitch fests
in the sound of a GATT, and
drugs do their thinking
Haiku # 23249, November 8, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
in the names of the
Lord, on the last day when your
idle words are

Grandma has a cock

how will that be explained?
Haiku # 23248, November 8, 2002 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the unknown poet
ravishes insults, going
nowhere, ending here
Haiku # 23247, November 8, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 23246, November 8, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the spirit of the
age may be pointless but it
is our time now
Haiku # 23245, November 8, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Moxie
Leather...maybe end
of date, for now Members-Only
and lucky gold horn.
Haiku # 23244, November 8, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by onjaysun (Is there fries wit dat shake?)
onjaysun simply
black in leather (suede will do)
whatever suits you
Haiku # 23243, November 8, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by or just the opposite
how do you do that?
I'd post a pic too Janis
if I could do that
Haiku # 23242, November 8, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by mellie
Found this old ticket
In my dad's scrapbook, thought that
I'd share it with yous
Haiku # 23241, November 8, 2002 11:32 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Big Olive Garden
date tonight, what to wear? Help
me Garanimals!
Haiku # 23240, November 8, 2002 11:25 am ET
by onjaysun
At my friend Lola's
I graciously accepted
this wonderful prize.
Haiku # 23239, November 8, 2002 11:24 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
internet chick when
are you going to ignore
me? Thanks for the posts....
Haiku # 23238, November 7, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by k_against_moronic_chicks
people can not drive here
don't know when to stop or go
what is up with that?
Haiku # 23237, November 7, 2002 7:02 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
But at least I did
not steal YOUR weedwacker and...
yeah, sleep with YOUR wife!
Haiku # 23236, November 7, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by the neighbor
pine needle storm knows
no property lines but still....
IT'S THE NEIGHBORS FAULT!
Haiku # 23235, November 7, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by onjaysun
grinning Chesire moon
sly scimitar shines above
slicing sky with wit
Haiku # 23234, November 7, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by a work in progress r us
autumn scarlet fire
reddens lips and barest cheek
leaves pile at my feet
Haiku # 23233, November 7, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
hhhmmm, that gwenhyfar
sometimes hits the nail on head
rare that she misses
Haiku # 23232, November 7, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet sez thanx
What is it, Lassie?
S I C's in trouble? Get
Clarence to watch her.
Haiku # 23231, November 7, 2002 11:25 am ET
by onjaysun
why is it that every-
one seems to hate S I C
what is it she did?
Haiku # 23230, November 7, 2002 10:14 am ET
by angel watching over me
get over it chick
spend time learning some spelling
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23229, November 7, 2002 8:12 am ET
by mellie
so anyway I
was saying that this one post
really worked for me
Haiku # 23228, November 7, 2002 5:17 am ET
by k
internet chick is
a bitter and yet oddly
sentimental chick
Haiku # 23227, November 7, 2002 5:16 am ET
by k
Somewhat new to here,
I've written a few haikus
Hope you wont be mean
(to me too)
Haiku # 23226, November 6, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Angels watching over me
oh but you're still here
wasting time in the late night
boring me to tears
Haiku # 23225, November 6, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet says YAWN
the last I will say
to a lozer like you, I
dont care what you write
Haiku # 23224, November 6, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
as I said before
Not wasting my time on such
a lozer like you
Haiku # 23223, November 6, 2002 11:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for night-night slut
turn off your PC get your
sorry ass to bed
Haiku # 23222, November 6, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do you think I care
about your insults to me
well you are dead wrong!
Haiku # 23221, November 6, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
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