in the names of the
Lord, on the last day when your
idle words are

Grandma has a cock

how will that be explained?

the unknown poet
ravishes insults, going
nowhere, ending here

fuck off moxie

the spirit of the
age may be pointless but it
is our time now

Leather...maybe end
of date, for now Members-Only
and lucky gold horn.

onjaysun simply
black in leather (suede will do)
whatever suits you

how do you do that?
I'd post a pic too Janis
if I could do that

Found this old ticket
In my dad's scrapbook, thought that
I'd share it with yous

Big Olive Garden
date tonight, what to wear? Help
me Garanimals!

At my friend Lola's
I graciously accepted
this wonderful prize.

internet chick when
are you going to ignore
me? Thanks for the posts....

people can not drive here
don't know when to stop or go
what is up with that?

But at least I did
not steal YOUR weedwacker and...
yeah, sleep with YOUR wife!

pine needle storm knows
no property lines but still....
IT'S THE NEIGHBORS FAULT!

grinning Chesire moon
sly scimitar shines above
slicing sky with wit

autumn scarlet fire
reddens lips and barest cheek
leaves pile at my feet

hhhmmm, that gwenhyfar
sometimes hits the nail on head
rare that she misses

What is it, Lassie?
S I C's in trouble? Get
Clarence to watch her.

why is it that every-
one seems to hate S I C
what is it she did?

get over it chick
spend time learning some spelling
grandma has a cock

so anyway I
was saying that this one post
really worked for me

internet chick is
a bitter and yet oddly
sentimental chick

Somewhat new to here,
I've written a few haikus
Hope you wont be mean
(to me too)

oh but you're still here
wasting time in the late night
boring me to tears

the last I will say
to a lozer like you, I
dont care what you write

as I said before
Not wasting my time on such
a lozer like you

time for night-night slut
turn off your PC get your
sorry ass to bed

Do you think I care
about your insults to me
well you are dead wrong!

as you all can see
internet chick has issues
a poor sick puppy

Lozer, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you

(HAPPY NOW ASS)

Not wasting my time
on such a lozer like you
dont care what you write

k? I don't think so
go try again sweetie-pie
many find you trite

K, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you

her heart is ripe
and would that it could be ripped
if she should spell right

the Trolls back I see
trys to hurt me with his words
doesnt bother me

what pain he has caused
riped my heart out from my chest
doesnt see the pain

oh yeah...there's that chick
poor sappy internet slut
boo hoo oh so sad

is there a chance that
onjaysun & gwenhyfar
would get together

its really quite sad
how someone can break your heart
and not even care

Gwenhyfar writes great
haikus...thanks for showing some
creativity

carrying moonlight
from the greenhouse I bring in
a white peony

old forgotten path
with each year it narrows more
into brambled woods

you all should be here
the inventions of autumn
everywhere today

Winona: GUILTY
that's rather refreshing news
screwy little chick

G.O.P. is back!
It's the eighties again. Don't
paraquat my pot.

winding the reel back
to its beginning frame,
Herr Tommy, speaks so


~i cee

reggae works just fine
doesn't matter if I'm high
and the ganja's low

Ex-Bob Marley fan
Reggae sucks if you're not high
Hadda lotta ska

interesting mix
mom is from Argentina
my pop is a Guat

Russell, Whitehead found
Shit school of philosophy:
Scat-o-log-i-ca