Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

oh but you're still here
wasting time in the late night
boring me to tears
Haiku # 23225, November 6, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet says YAWN
the last I will say
to a lozer like you, I
dont care what you write
Haiku # 23224, November 6, 2002 11:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
as I said before
Not wasting my time on such
a lozer like you
Haiku # 23223, November 6, 2002 11:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for night-night slut
turn off your PC get your
sorry ass to bed
Haiku # 23222, November 6, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do you think I care
about your insults to me
well you are dead wrong!
Haiku # 23221, November 6, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
as you all can see
internet chick has issues
a poor sick puppy
Haiku # 23220, November 6, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lozer, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you

(HAPPY NOW ASS)
Haiku # 23219, November 6, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by some internet chick
Not wasting my time
on such a lozer like you
dont care what you write
Haiku # 23218, November 6, 2002 11:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
k? I don't think so
go try again sweetie-pie
many find you trite
Haiku # 23217, November 6, 2002 11:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
K, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you
Haiku # 23216, November 6, 2002 11:09 pm ET
by some internet chick
her heart is ripe
and would that it could be ripped
if she should spell right
Haiku # 23215, November 6, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the Trolls back I see
trys to hurt me with his words
doesnt bother me
Haiku # 23214, November 6, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by some internet chick
what pain he has caused
riped my heart out from my chest
doesnt see the pain
Haiku # 23213, November 6, 2002 11:05 pm ET
by some internet chick
oh yeah...there's that chick
poor sappy internet slut
boo hoo oh so sad
Haiku # 23212, November 6, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
is there a chance that
onjaysun & gwenhyfar
would get together
Haiku # 23211, November 6, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by interesting match?
its really quite sad
how someone can break your heart
and not even care
Haiku # 23210, November 6, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by some internet chick
Gwenhyfar writes great
haikus...thanks for showing some
creativity
Haiku # 23209, November 6, 2002 7:44 pm ET
by k
carrying moonlight
from the greenhouse I bring in
a white peony
Haiku # 23208, November 6, 2002 6:04 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
old forgotten path
with each year it narrows more
into brambled woods
Haiku # 23207, November 6, 2002 5:50 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
you all should be here
the inventions of autumn
everywhere today
Haiku # 23206, November 6, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by New England r us
Winona: GUILTY
that's rather refreshing news
screwy little chick
Haiku # 23205, November 6, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by scales of justice
G.O.P. is back!
It's the eighties again. Don't
paraquat my pot.
Haiku # 23204, November 6, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by onjaysun
winding the reel back
to its beginning frame,
Herr Tommy, speaks so


~i cee
Haiku # 23203, November 6, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by ComICat of Jerzey
reggae works just fine
doesn't matter if I'm high
and the ganja's low
Haiku # 23202, November 6, 2002 2:02 pm ET
by or just the opposite
Ex-Bob Marley fan
Reggae sucks if you're not high
Hadda lotta ska
Haiku # 23201, November 6, 2002 1:18 pm ET
by titus wong
interesting mix
mom is from Argentina
my pop is a Guat
Haiku # 23200, November 6, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by heh heh
Russell, Whitehead found
Shit school of philosophy:
Scat-o-log-i-ca
Haiku # 23199, November 6, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by titus wong
my poor sweet old Dad
stepped upon a hidden mine
had a pop that squat
Haiku # 23198, November 6, 2002 11:52 am ET
by heh heh
Queen Elizabeth
Rivalled by Mary Stuart
Hadda pop that scot
Haiku # 23197, November 6, 2002 11:32 am ET
by titus wong
three point five million
that is a lot of carats
for one J Lo butt
Haiku # 23196, November 6, 2002 11:24 am ET
by good luck to Ben
procrastination
a great topic for haiku
I'll write tomorrow
Haiku # 23195, November 5, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by Zette
homeless person waits
dogs run through department store
gotta cop a squat
Haiku # 23194, November 5, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by hidden in plain view
"guy taking a bath"
was rather disappointed
...but had a good laugh
Haiku # 23193, November 5, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by guess who r us
pigeon overhead
one-adam-twelve down below
gotta squat that cop
Haiku # 23192, November 5, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by onjaysun
leading the third round
in Police League wrestling
gotta squat that cop
Haiku # 23191, November 5, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by onjaysun
Burrito sending
Shockwaves throughout my colon
Gotta cop a squat
Haiku # 23190, November 5, 2002 5:36 pm ET
by titus wong
Look out the window
the other day and saw this
guy taking a bath
Haiku # 23189, November 5, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Duuuuude!....Krokus, ages
since "Screaming in the Night" off
of "Headhunter" tape.
Haiku # 23188, November 5, 2002 3:43 pm ET
by onjaysun (Flowers Shmowers)
why are these insights
so depressingly somber
reguardless of words
Haiku # 23187, November 5, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Crocus
A karate chop
In the air when she picks up
Her seven ten spare.
Haiku # 23186, November 5, 2002 10:17 am ET
by szeeck@hotmail.com of Ann Arbor
No action instance
for path error404
could be created
Haiku # 23185, November 5, 2002 1:58 am ET
by Grant Fair
blue sky is here will
it ever stop? I can't stand
hot sunny weather.
Haiku # 23184, November 4, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by k
procrastination
it's fifty-one days until
Christmas, don't shop yet
Haiku # 23183, November 4, 2002 7:07 pm ET
by Boston gal
the rain is still here.
the gray sky is all i see
will it ever stop?
Haiku # 23182, November 4, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
this is what you do
in the voting booth don't vote
just pull the lever
Haiku # 23181, November 4, 2002 3:44 pm ET
by let them you know you were there anyway
Bin Laden Laden
makes no sense, take no O-ffence..
Bin Laden, bin bin...
Haiku # 23180, November 4, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Packets of sugar,
Pencil shavings and flour.
Gullible addict!
Haiku # 23179, November 4, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Bin Laden journal
entry: "Fond of hand puppets,
lint everywhere, FUCK!"
Haiku # 23178, November 4, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Election eve, who
to vote for...this Boy Ranger's
for Jefferson Smith!
Haiku # 23177, November 4, 2002 3:15 pm ET
by onjaysun (What if they held an election and nobody voted?)
Justin Timberlake?
yucky, rather infantile
I'll take Johnny Depp
Haiku # 23176, November 4, 2002 2:12 pm ET
by ...better
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