the last I will say
to a lozer like you, I
dont care what you write

as I said before
Not wasting my time on such
a lozer like you

time for night-night slut
turn off your PC get your
sorry ass to bed

Do you think I care
about your insults to me
well you are dead wrong!

as you all can see
internet chick has issues
a poor sick puppy

Lozer, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you

(HAPPY NOW ASS)

Not wasting my time
on such a lozer like you
dont care what you write

k? I don't think so
go try again sweetie-pie
many find you trite

K, for all we care
you can go to Hell and burn
no one will miss you

her heart is ripe
and would that it could be ripped
if she should spell right

the Trolls back I see
trys to hurt me with his words
doesnt bother me

what pain he has caused
riped my heart out from my chest
doesnt see the pain

oh yeah...there's that chick
poor sappy internet slut
boo hoo oh so sad

is there a chance that
onjaysun & gwenhyfar
would get together

its really quite sad
how someone can break your heart
and not even care

Gwenhyfar writes great
haikus...thanks for showing some
creativity

carrying moonlight
from the greenhouse I bring in
a white peony

old forgotten path
with each year it narrows more
into brambled woods

you all should be here
the inventions of autumn
everywhere today

Winona: GUILTY
that's rather refreshing news
screwy little chick

G.O.P. is back!
It's the eighties again. Don't
paraquat my pot.

winding the reel back
to its beginning frame,
Herr Tommy, speaks so


~i cee

reggae works just fine
doesn't matter if I'm high
and the ganja's low

Ex-Bob Marley fan
Reggae sucks if you're not high
Hadda lotta ska

interesting mix
mom is from Argentina
my pop is a Guat

Russell, Whitehead found
Shit school of philosophy:
Scat-o-log-i-ca

my poor sweet old Dad
stepped upon a hidden mine
had a pop that squat

Queen Elizabeth
Rivalled by Mary Stuart
Hadda pop that scot

three point five million
that is a lot of carats
for one J Lo butt

procrastination
a great topic for haiku
I'll write tomorrow

homeless person waits
dogs run through department store
gotta cop a squat

"guy taking a bath"
was rather disappointed
...but had a good laugh

pigeon overhead
one-adam-twelve down below
gotta squat that cop

leading the third round
in Police League wrestling
gotta squat that cop

Burrito sending
Shockwaves throughout my colon
Gotta cop a squat

Look out the window
the other day and saw this
guy taking a bath

Duuuuude!....Krokus, ages
since "Screaming in the Night" off
of "Headhunter" tape.

why are these insights
so depressingly somber
reguardless of words

A karate chop
In the air when she picks up
Her seven ten spare.

No action instance
for path error404
could be created

blue sky is here will
it ever stop? I can't stand
hot sunny weather.

procrastination
it's fifty-one days until
Christmas, don't shop yet

the rain is still here.
the gray sky is all i see
will it ever stop?

this is what you do
in the voting booth don't vote
just pull the lever

Bin Laden Laden
makes no sense, take no O-ffence..
Bin Laden, bin bin...

Packets of sugar,
Pencil shavings and flour.
Gullible addict!

Bin Laden journal
entry: "Fond of hand puppets,
lint everywhere, FUCK!"

Election eve, who
to vote for...this Boy Ranger's
for Jefferson Smith!

Justin Timberlake?
yucky, rather infantile
I'll take Johnny Depp

Bin Laden Journal
can't really dignify that
rather pass on him