Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

A karate chop
In the air when she picks up
Her seven ten spare.
Haiku # 23186, November 5, 2002 10:17 am ET
by szeeck@hotmail.com of Ann Arbor
No action instance
for path error404
could be created
Haiku # 23185, November 5, 2002 1:58 am ET
by Grant Fair
blue sky is here will
it ever stop? I can't stand
hot sunny weather.
Haiku # 23184, November 4, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by k
procrastination
it's fifty-one days until
Christmas, don't shop yet
Haiku # 23183, November 4, 2002 7:07 pm ET
by Boston gal
the rain is still here.
the gray sky is all i see
will it ever stop?
Haiku # 23182, November 4, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
this is what you do
in the voting booth don't vote
just pull the lever
Haiku # 23181, November 4, 2002 3:44 pm ET
by let them you know you were there anyway
Bin Laden Laden
makes no sense, take no O-ffence..
Bin Laden, bin bin...
Haiku # 23180, November 4, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Packets of sugar,
Pencil shavings and flour.
Gullible addict!
Haiku # 23179, November 4, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Bin Laden journal
entry: "Fond of hand puppets,
lint everywhere, FUCK!"
Haiku # 23178, November 4, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Election eve, who
to vote for...this Boy Ranger's
for Jefferson Smith!
Haiku # 23177, November 4, 2002 3:15 pm ET
by onjaysun (What if they held an election and nobody voted?)
Justin Timberlake?
yucky, rather infantile
I'll take Johnny Depp
Haiku # 23176, November 4, 2002 2:12 pm ET
by ...better
Bin Laden Journal
can't really dignify that
rather pass on him
Haiku # 23175, November 4, 2002 2:11 pm ET
by ...better
Bin Laden Journal
can't really dignify him
rather pass on that
Haiku # 23174, November 4, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by eeewwwwww
Bin Laden journal
entry number 2: "Justin
Timberlake....TOO HOT!"
Haiku # 23173, November 4, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
1984?
I had just turned nine years old
Barbie has no cock
Haiku # 23172, November 4, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by heh heh
1984
just say no Nancy, say no.
Reagan gave me AIDS
Haiku # 23171, November 4, 2002 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a sweat stained straw hat
wind rolled to the fence
filled with
grass and sparrow eggs
Haiku # 23170, November 4, 2002 12:25 pm ET
by Earthmother
sea settles to sleep
soft nautical lullaby
whispers on wet sand
Haiku # 23169, November 4, 2002 12:11 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
snow birds face the sea
searching for more tomorrows
in its gentle troughs
Haiku # 23168, November 4, 2002 10:46 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
Bum says God bless you
My pockets jingle with coin
As I walk away
Haiku # 23167, November 4, 2002 1:47 am ET
by titus wong
Bum pimps me for change
Cold bleeds through my windbreaker
My heart is a stone
Haiku # 23166, November 4, 2002 1:39 am ET
by titus wong
in the dark night
type the poem on the keys
haiku is good
Haiku # 23165, November 4, 2002 1:13 am ET
by conner dunvegan of earth
removing metal
from the bones inside my foot
that's going to hurt
Haiku # 23164, November 3, 2002 11:17 pm ET
by ash
the rainbirds ko-el
without apparent effect
as drought continues
Haiku # 23163, November 3, 2002 11:12 pm ET
by ash
damn thiz hell like world
it has turned me 2 be EVIL
my heart pumpz hatred
Haiku # 23162, November 3, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by real haiku
consatantly craving
I know I'm a greedy bitch
maybe I'm wanton
Haiku # 23161, November 3, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by mellie
fingers clench, release
nightly ritual complete
Peter grabs napkins
Haiku # 23160, November 3, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by not buying it r us
tapping on the glass
envy in the best man's eyes
as he toasts the groom
Haiku # 23159, November 3, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by wedding weekender
why, oh why, oh why?
very unsatisfying
so emotionless
Haiku # 23158, November 3, 2002 6:49 pm ET
by hand jobs are for losers
A hand job
A little pleasure but free
Seedy little woman
but..willing
Haiku # 23157, November 3, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of Australia
bright red envelopes
filled with cash make me happy
what is not to like
Haiku # 23156, November 3, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by Chinese New Year ROCKS
I am a dragon.
Twirling fire, burns my eyes so,
Chinese New Year sucks.
Haiku # 23155, November 3, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Tasty British treats
Crumpets and sweet tasty scones
How am I not gay?
Haiku # 23154, November 3, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Dolphins gotta lose
Packers will kick their asses
too cold for the fish
Haiku # 23153, November 3, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by me again
Brady is just GREAT
Bledsoe is still just so-so
Patriots KICK ASS
Haiku # 23152, November 3, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by guess who
Bin Laden journal
entry: "I love my easy
bake oven so much!"
Haiku # 23151, November 3, 2002 2:33 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Tonsil surgery
Large tatoo on my buttocks
Can't resist a dare!
Haiku # 23150, November 3, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Capture the Flag time.
Fun in the sun, so much joy.
Prison sure is cool.
Haiku # 23149, November 3, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Clash of the Titans!
Transformers versus Gobots...
...you get the Gobots.
Haiku # 23148, November 3, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston, MA
all soft clefts and curves
gently holding the shadows
waiting to be held
Haiku # 23147, November 3, 2002 11:44 am ET
by mount madonna mama
below the glaciers
flows a freshwater river
its going to change us
Haiku # 23146, November 3, 2002 11:38 am ET
by mount madonna mama
he thinks of barrels
just before her final breath
warmly familiar
Haiku # 23145, November 3, 2002 11:34 am ET
by mount madonna mama
She's raring to go
Hot monkey sex all night long
Love the one I'm with
Haiku # 23144, November 2, 2002 6:20 pm ET
by titus wong
I get the fish-eye
Girlfriend is watching hawk-like
Damn, my ex looks hot!
Haiku # 23143, November 2, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by titus wong
Tipsy ex-girlfriend
Slips my hand up her mini
Surprise! No panties
Haiku # 23142, November 2, 2002 6:11 pm ET
by titus wong
Virginty lost.
Magic stars and moon align
Her name eludes me.
Haiku # 23141, November 2, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Hey, "internet chick!"
Super Mario kicks ass.
You play too much DOOM!
Haiku # 23140, November 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Dirty playing cards,
Blackmail photos everywhere
Dad's tool shed is cool.
Haiku # 23139, November 2, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Do you remember
Godzilla versus King Kong?
Damn Japs always win!
Haiku # 23138, November 2, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by Badlands of Boston
Curry flavored burps
Is far preferable to
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 23137, November 1, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by titus wong
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